>>11338996
A man/woman after my own heart.
Granted.

However to first meet and then fall in love with her you must go on a grand adventure delving into a dungeon that is as sexy as it is dangerous and find a way to defeat the tentacle rape monster before it gets done fucking the dragon that was the boss of the dungeon to madness and turns it's embrace over to your love to be.
Can you clear the dungeon in time to rescue the cute halfling before she gets driven to madness from over stimulation, or will you be broken or watch her be broken before your eyes?

(I am almost certain something similar is the plot to a existing game but whatever)

>I wish I had a charm that when worn produces a aura of sexual disinhibition to women in a reasonable radius. And that said aura had a mild health and welfare effect that heals/prevents sexual issues from STDs and trama, all the way to chafing or bruised knees from doing doggy on carpet