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6/22/2025, 4:29:42 AM
>>149095103
I watched it. It was...meh. Not great, not stupid.
>Elio is a dumbass autist kid so that explains why he makes some really stupid mistakes and takes his aunt's words out of context
>Aliens are cowards that leave Elio to stop the alien warlord(Trump stand in)
>The Federation/Science Consortium that are supposed to be the good guys seem more like Space Las Vegas as all Elio and his friend do is binge drinks, throw up, eat junk food, and throw up some more
>Teratophiles and alien fuckers on /aco/ will probably like it though.
Overall it's a C. Queershit is dumbed down to 'blink and you'll miss it'. Elio's design is passable simply because no other human looks any better. And the evil monsters becoming vulnerable to save their kid is an okay thing...if it wasn't already done before. Really I think the biggest problem is that Disney has been poisoning their property so long, everyone is on alert for any wokeshit and it takes away from the story.
Also I need to figure out where a human would fuck this thing.
I watched it. It was...meh. Not great, not stupid.
>Elio is a dumbass autist kid so that explains why he makes some really stupid mistakes and takes his aunt's words out of context
>Aliens are cowards that leave Elio to stop the alien warlord(Trump stand in)
>The Federation/Science Consortium that are supposed to be the good guys seem more like Space Las Vegas as all Elio and his friend do is binge drinks, throw up, eat junk food, and throw up some more
>Teratophiles and alien fuckers on /aco/ will probably like it though.
Overall it's a C. Queershit is dumbed down to 'blink and you'll miss it'. Elio's design is passable simply because no other human looks any better. And the evil monsters becoming vulnerable to save their kid is an okay thing...if it wasn't already done before. Really I think the biggest problem is that Disney has been poisoning their property so long, everyone is on alert for any wokeshit and it takes away from the story.
Also I need to figure out where a human would fuck this thing.
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