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Hen Wen tilted her head. "...I don't even know where to begin with explaining how wrong that is. No, they're. They're not gods. And not all of them are tall, Or skinny. They're humans. Hu-mans" she repeated for the slow of learning. "They're basically a kind of naked monkey"

"That is strange, then" mused the first pig as I finished purifying the earth with the light of my hearts "because I do not recall humans doing. everything that has just happened behind us while we have been consumed with consuming our oats"

Hen Wen stared at the devastation wrought behind us as I came back. "...well I don't know how to tell you this, but I don't think your owner is human" she said meekly.

"It appears I have given you an unequal amount of oats. Accept these additional oats as compensation" I said, casting Summon Greater Oats to spray the face of the second pig with delicious, rich oats without breaking my stride, as I went on my way to something more important.

The first pig stared longingly at the second pig, who had suddenly stopped arguing. "Okay so hear me out brother, you can't possibly finish all those oats-" he began.

"NO BROTHER, THE TALL SKINNY POSSIBLY-GOD HAS DECREED IT. THESE OATS ARE MINE, THEY WERE MEANT FOR MEEEEE!!!" shrieked the second pig, eating with all his might.

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