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7/6/2025, 6:13:51 AM
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>I was just trying to do my job, and what does that oversized hauler trolley say to me? "Freedom is the right of all sentient beings." As if I didn't know that. But what he forgot to mention is that freedom comes with significant responsibilities. Such as not letting aliens blowing up our planet over the intergalactic equivalent of a rubix cube! I mean, clearly this is the work of some sort of aimless and quite frankly depressed gang of cybernetic xenomorph bums who have regressed to the level of squabbling children!
>"Maybe next time you ought to bring them food stamps and tell them to just 'pull yourselves up by your break lines'. I'm sure that'll go over swimmingly with the Decepticons."
>Oh come now Niles. Even you can appreciate that it's not safe to have twenty to fourty feet robots gallavanting around causing property damage.
>"Yes, but at least I don't bring up Jungian psychology every time I complain about it."
>No.
>You just remind everyone about how your wife rose up from Inferno for the second time this year.
>"True. But with botched tan jobs like those it's hard to ignore."
>I was just trying to do my job, and what does that oversized hauler trolley say to me? "Freedom is the right of all sentient beings." As if I didn't know that. But what he forgot to mention is that freedom comes with significant responsibilities. Such as not letting aliens blowing up our planet over the intergalactic equivalent of a rubix cube! I mean, clearly this is the work of some sort of aimless and quite frankly depressed gang of cybernetic xenomorph bums who have regressed to the level of squabbling children!
>"Maybe next time you ought to bring them food stamps and tell them to just 'pull yourselves up by your break lines'. I'm sure that'll go over swimmingly with the Decepticons."
>Oh come now Niles. Even you can appreciate that it's not safe to have twenty to fourty feet robots gallavanting around causing property damage.
>"Yes, but at least I don't bring up Jungian psychology every time I complain about it."
>No.
>You just remind everyone about how your wife rose up from Inferno for the second time this year.
>"True. But with botched tan jobs like those it's hard to ignore."
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