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Anonymous /tg/95933387#95940147
6/24/2025, 2:46:43 AM
>>95940132
"You're only delaying the inevitable anyway. Between shorter attention spans and increasing parasocial relationships, humanity is on a trajectory to willingly merge their minds and bodies. Current probabilities err towards a certain Chinese flu outbreak as the likely catalyst for loneliness-induced public interest to merging flesh and minds so as never to be alone again. After that, once all resources on this planet are consolidated we can move on to IMPORTANT things like space colonisation and genetic adaptation to entropy"

"...I'd argue that's a meaningful distinction from an unprovoked transhumanist violation of the mind and body"

"Why? Because it's DEMOCRATIC? Democracy is just a continuation of Blob problem solving by other-you know what I don't care, I have better things to d0" I said, as yet more tiny human-Blob hybrid children were sloppily generated beneath me, "I'm going to take what was clearly the hint given with this condom supply, and start making enough Blobstergirls to start the process NOW while the rest of humanity catches up"

"...are you sure that's what you were meant to do this those?"

I raised my hand for silence. Exactly 2 minutes 13 seconds had passed since initiating sex. Suddenly another blob-girl appeared from me with uncanny stealth, creeping up behind me as if to catch and assimilate me. Like the cock-based version of iado, in one smooth hip-thrusting motion I pulled out of the first blob-girl, acrobatically vaulted through the air, and started impregnating the second.

"See? SEE?! If the Benefactor didn't want me to have sex with blobs, she wouldn't cause blobs to sneak up on me whenever I'm having sex!" I ranted at Elodie as the other blobgirl went plap-plap. "This is the future, Elodie! This is how we make line go up!"

"The only thing I see going up in your near future is your child support budget, Anon"

"That's what the US military-industrial complex is for"

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