Hello we continue kerbo- err i mean we're alternative mode, nothing more american than edging swords and angrier box arts
https://parsec.gg/g/2u0xPUf5vP9tpurTzPKbtpmYpDg/tyrpkpsk/
>Buttons
DPad - Movement
Double tap DPad - Dash
B - Jump
A - Suck, Suck powers, Robobotto panchi, Robobotto scan (stand close)
Y - Drop ability
X - Use assist star (read: E-tank)
R1/L1 - Guard
R1/L1+DPad - Dodge
Start - Start

All controls in shitboxese

>Commands
Pressing a face button - pick up first free controller
!ff - drop everything
!pads - show controllers and who's using them
!drop - drop controller
!help - show commands
!one - does something that may unfuck your fucked controls
!sfx - lists sound effects

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