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8/9/2025, 1:33:55 AM
>Have the people ever wondered why our world is so vulnerable to the Eggman menace? Why we are always at the brink of destruction or domination?! Having to often rely on CIVILLIANS to repel these various threats?!
>I'll tell you why! It's all because of those greedy trillionaires! The ultra-rich! They have a massive lobbying group in the government, they fund congress to pass laws that decrease G.U.N.'s funding since these companies profit off of the war economy that these threats provide. Even my close friend, the president, was in cohorts with these men.
>But no more. Today, I take control. G.U.N. will impose martial law and take over the world government. No more democracy. No more freedom. We are now a totalitarian state whose sole goal is the security and prosperity of the world against all hostile organizations, including Eggman, the Armada, and the various cults and mercenary factions bent on subverting the people! We're in charge now!
How does Sonic react?
>I'll tell you why! It's all because of those greedy trillionaires! The ultra-rich! They have a massive lobbying group in the government, they fund congress to pass laws that decrease G.U.N.'s funding since these companies profit off of the war economy that these threats provide. Even my close friend, the president, was in cohorts with these men.
>But no more. Today, I take control. G.U.N. will impose martial law and take over the world government. No more democracy. No more freedom. We are now a totalitarian state whose sole goal is the security and prosperity of the world against all hostile organizations, including Eggman, the Armada, and the various cults and mercenary factions bent on subverting the people! We're in charge now!
How does Sonic react?
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