>>127162250
Imagine that you are crawling on your hands and knees towards Mount Doom, when Gollum comes out from an outcropping and offers you a "brown drink" and a cassette with this Nic Sequeira song on it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ngVXg8W6K4

"Good!" he says. "Is GOOD! Sneaksies. Gollum likes to stench up the place. Gollum has a filthy secret! Your brown drink, it have a filthsy SECRET!" and then he absconds to Paraguay to become a billionaire philanthropist