Reasons why i love my mommy Anna:
1. She is nice to me
2. She is very pretty
3. She makes me some good chicken tenders
4. She tells me I'm a good boy when i lick her fanny
5. She protects me from mean people
6. Her mommy pillows are so big and make my peepee feel funny
7. She buys me whatever i want but i have to "cuddle" with her first