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>News
Fahkumram Gameplay Trailer + Armor King teaser: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAUcKyhbhqY
Season 2 Spring & Summer Announcement: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KstN80dSn60

>Patch Notes
https://www.tekken-official.jp/tekken_news/?p=1303
https://www.tekken-official.jp/tekken_news/?p=1308
https://www.tekken-official.jp/tekken_news/?p=1363

>Wavu Wiki
https://wavu.wiki/t/Main_Page

>Glicko2 rating + player search
https://wank.wavu.wiki/about
https://www.ewgf.gg/
https://kekken.com/


>Terminology
https://wavu.wiki/t/Jargon
https://wavu.wiki/t/Notation

>Tekken 8 Character Overviews
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1CG-ZUE6EqqQk7QSfc1feddeS8411f8t38EMFQ1Le9Cc/edit
>Tekken 8 Important key moves for each character and easy combos
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vTsgbCJNSTKajMNlJvQleJOl0eTiEcV-PbeU0obDg1lsSqmz0lTtcD2k6NzfTPt7Db9Ua2dz1o_34Sv/pubhtml#

sleep time for the next cs2 major
fuck you murray fuck your events lol

WE'LL SAVE OURSELVES

>>528263330
Clive dies at the end of ff16

tongue.webm

I use this power to seek employment

knee is so ass now after playing nothing but anna for two weeks

lili is...

a man

...cute
Which is very unfortunate, since we need to destroy women to save the western civilization, but women are indeed cute.

...jin's wife

...not rich (her father is)

How come out of everyone Aliens only took Lili under their control?

alien niggas have taste

game's transgressive I indicted it

game's borderlands 4 i preordered it

Is it gay if you fuck Lili whilst a male alien is controlling her body?

tekken 8 is an early prototype alpha for tekken 11.
tekken 9 is a beta for tekken 10.
tekken 10 is a early access of tekken 11.

>>528266581
How is he floating

>>528266595
Why would that question even come to your mind?

thoughts

Who is Lili?

>>528267317
that's my mom

I'm seeing knee becoming an Anna sissy in my lifetime

>>528267380
https://youtu.be/Zi-j84zwDTU?t=130

not canon

Not being able to sidestep a ws4 while being only -2 frames is why this game is irredeemable trash
Not being able to sidestep a jab while being only -3 frames is why this game is irredeemable trash
Lowest common denominator catering ass trash videogame

Why is Jin the penultimate fight in Lili's character episode?

shut the fuck up about Lili already

Yeah, let's talk about the Alien instead

She wants to fuck him of course

So knee is a Anna main now

holy shit wow amazing news!!!!

knee is transitioning

anna is broken in this game? wow what a revelation. only mentally ill troons and pakis pretend she's balanced in any way

Anna isn't even in Tekken 8, how can she be broken? Unless you meant the SoulCalibur reject

>>528268803
There is my semen in this cup

>>528269473
>t.jin

how come I don't have the bread customization?

blud don't got any of dem bread customizations oh my days bruv

*farts loudly*

>>528268803
>>528269473
https://files.catbox.moe/vwhs6u.jpg

I’m back, hoes.
But in like two hours… I’m going back to bed. And then I’m playing. Damn I look good today tho

jindx

What was Jin (in devil form, no less) doing in Feng's character episode?
Seems kind random considering that Mishimas usually only appears in character episodes when they're fighting someone related or someone who deals with the devil gene
>fights Jin: Jun, Lars, Lili. Reina, Xiaoyu
>fights Devil Jin: Claudio, Jun, Zafina

>>528271169
feng has beef with his wife's bestie

what a fenggot

>>528271169
Devil Jin makes sense, canonically Feng goes after the strongest
His character episode is:
Asuka - related in the narrative
Kuna - someone seeking a challenge challenges a bear, cliche
Devil Jin - one of, if not the strongest character in the canon
Leroy - related in the narrative

>feng
>loses to aliexpress afro ip-man

I wonder why he didn't challenge Kazuya?
He's strong

stop cancelling the rematch

>>528272885
that me fr fr

>>528272745
He needs to beat Kazuya's wife first

>>528272978
imagining my cock as that statuette...

ex wife

I start uncontrollably crying whenever i remember that Anna isn't real and not by my side at all times

hrt may help with that

meat joint podcast part 2: Joe Budden

weird looking tits

What would Tekken look like with more restrained special effects?

there are mods for it and it still looks like garbage

Jawns

Capcom Won

>>528278309
Anal, my queen?

Alien character with a moon space station stage, and if you break through the walls, there's low gravity

So something like that part in Tag 2's Fight Lab where combo'd opponent gets sent higher?

dead genre
dead game
dead general

>>528280252
Everyone is too busy having sex with their Tekken wives

>>528280402
Capcom wife for me

rangchu saranghaeyo

state your name cuz

MEN

i love woman

My computah started to collapsing yesterdeh for some reason and it made a nigga drop a combo so i looked like a lag switchah, but i was so honorabu i walk forward and gave them de round to not look like a cheatah haha

come cool yourself off in the Saturday EU lobby

tekgen
1122

>>528282068
KEK

Tekgen lobbies is still a thing?

get a jawn

women are up to no good, mark my words

marie rose > lili

yestehdeh i got exposed utilizing X b2,2 against nerdy emperer players

>_________________________________<

women? i really love them

harvard

octa

sand

kim xiao such cutesy voice...

What parameters (other than ergonomics) should one take into account when choosing a pad?

>>528282068
EU SISSIES PLAYING TEKKEN 8 OH MY DAYS LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

eye width

Anna, Nina, Lili or Xiaoyu? Who do I fap to if I can only choose one

jun

s'cool

>>528263186 (OP)
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=clothes_burned_off

i hate beating newbies because its like beating malformed forms of life or like little babies specially when they try a lot, makes me feel so bad i just beat a tenryu reina 4 example, also makes me think that a lot of suffering awaits them as they learn the game which makes me feel bad for em', like theres so much for them left to learn its fucked theyre just at the beginning trying their best with their lil character with what they have and i feel also i feel bad for looking at them like theyre inferior lifeforms i dont want to look at other humans like that

BWC magnet

>>528282068
reinatroon is so cute trying to sneak in an unironic d8 lobby

Breaking news boke has fed 600 villages in Africa with the amount of milk that was gathered from her breasts. Everyone say: Thank you Boke!

>>528281525
She will save Tekken

Coo

Kazuya flowchart

Rage Art on wakeup -> run up Heat burst -> heat Hellsweep into floorbreak -> win by timeout

>>528286150
Thank you Asuka

i dont think harada actually plays tekken 8

Pop quiz:
Is there a naked Lili right now in this thread?

>>528289495
No there is not

>>528283729
dpad, button size and durability, 3 reasons why there has never been a perfect fightpad yet

>>528289495
Lili lives in our dreams so...

lili lurks in my sewers

would you play Tekken 8 if someone pointed a gun to your head?

>>528286150
Why is she making that face?

>>528290926
My question is not a trick one.

>>528291287
>fed 600 villages in Africa with the amount of milk that was gathered from her breasts
How many villages can you feed from your breast milk anon?

Boke!

I'm tired, boss.

where the FUCK is her neck

>>528292959
please somebody switch jin and 'ka's places

KONO BOKE

Coo!

I EXPOSED MYSELF

tfw no midkken 8 played in 1.5 years

They need to start making Anna, Nina, Lili and Boke sex dolls already i don't know what they're waiting for

so many moves there's moves they don't even tell you about

Asuka is a common Japanese whore with big tits.
Lili is a one in a million royal.

>>528294009
Why is all the life sapped out of her

how many of you guys have dead parents?

aye bruh where tekkino

focus on frame data not jawns

game so bad niggas spendin all day moddin

>>528295176
monogamybros...

tekkino is in the past just cs2 now

tekken 8 is basically an anime arena fighter
but with none of the fun

For me it's MEMElodi vs Dirtmund

Im a failure

we have gained 100+ players in the past 30 days

for me it's siege x

Peakken 8 is an overwhelming success

>>528294009
Why exactly in this exact screenshot she's not naked? It would so much better if she was naked

lose to anna: opponent deserves it 10%
lose to hwoarang: could be a blind ape mashing buttons 0%

i don't play the cheap characters because I have integrity

Kazuya main btw

i cant beat my friend anymore since they switched to lili

what if lili was turned into a 6 inch doll and you put her in a barbie playset mansion house and then you force her to have tea parties but if she doesn't comply you grab her and put her in a birdcage for 2 days until she's practically begging for tea

>>528295786
Never doubt my man again.

I warned you. I don't want spaghetti again.

>>528297287
What a cotton swab fit into her vagina what do you think?

what if salt turned into a human man with white hair and a black face, and went out with Lili but now he has all these cat quirks such as licking her hair for grooming/affection, which is kind of weird in public

>>528297287
Turning Lili from Tekken into a 6-inch doll and placing her in a Barbie playset mansion for tea parties is a wild scenario! Let's break it down with a mix of creativity and respect for the character, while keeping things light and avoiding any overly harsh vibes.
Lili, being the elegant yet fierce heiress with a penchant for street fighting, would likely approach this situation with her signature blend of grace and defiance. As a 6-inch doll, she’d still have her haughty personality intact—imagine her strutting through the Barbie mansion, flipping her blonde hair, and critiquing the decor with her refined taste ("This pink is so last season!"). Forcing her to host tea parties might initially offend her aristocratic sensibilities—she’d probably demand a proper porcelain tea set and macarons, not some plastic Barbie cups.
If she refuses to comply, the birdcage threat is a bold move. Lili, being resourceful, might try to karate-kick her way out or bribe you with promises of her family’s fortune. Two days in a birdcage would be rough for anyone, even a doll-sized Lili—she might emerge a bit disheveled, her frilly dress crumpled, but still glaring with defiance. By then, she’d probably agree to the tea party, but not without some sass: “Fine, I’ll sip your pathetic tea, but don’t expect me to enjoy it!”
To make it fun and true to her character, maybe she’d turn the tea party into a combat tea duel, challenging the other dolls to a “graceful” fight over scones. Lili’s not one to beg—she’d likely negotiate her way out with charm or a well-placed spinning bird kick, even at 6 inches tall.
If you want to dive deeper into how Lili might plot her escape or what kind of tea party she’d host under duress, let me know! Or, if you’re picturing a specific Barbie playset or vibe for this scenario, I can tailor it further.

defenestrate chatgpt posters.

>such as licking her hair for grooming/affection
salt hates lili that's why he keeps running away

what if lili and eve from the garden of eden traded places and lili was responsible for starting the very foundation of human civilization, building cities, infrastructure, and creating an economy based on goods and services

You're all very, VERY sexually frustrated.

what if Lili had the highest IQ score in the world but became depressed and despondent that despite all her intelligence, she could barely make a difference, trading tea and martial arts for pills and liquor?

Reasons why i love my mommy Anna:
1. She is nice to me
2. She is very pretty
3. She makes me some good chicken tenders
4. She tells me I'm a good boy when i lick her fanny
5. She protects me from mean people
6. Her mommy pillows are so big and make my peepee feel funny
7. She buys me whatever i want but i have to "cuddle" with her first

Shut the fuck up tranny

lili says: gay marriage is an abomination in the face of god

>>528299263
wide hair

what if anna williams from tekken 8 put down her rocket launcher and became the editor of a fashion magazine

I’m 30 and look like monster wish was Korean

im korean wish was monster

where are my hair

>>528298735
Appreciate the outfit

I exposed myself

when the FUCK is the next TWT event
>cs2 major on rn
Eh just kidding I don't care

no one asked

Reina is everything

wrong with this game.

tekken 8 flopped hard because of reina

reina is the worst character of all time

Stupid fucking bitch, kick her ass Nina

>>528303442
imagine if nina farted in reinas face here haha

>>528303442
Who put a wig on that tomato?

big women are not attractive

trans women are attractive

>trans
>women

michael murray should be behind bars

his muay thai is dangerous

if the dev team doesnt step it up, this game could be dead by season 3

in what other e sports title is a 40 year old man beating 27 year olds?

how did asuka players earn the reputation of being gorilla glue peanut butter brains

umm okay just going to ignore everything u said...

is it better to have a dedicated rage art button?

>>528305082
whatever Jwong is playing

remember to get some sunlight on your skin before booting up Tekken 8

someone fuck me real good so I can finally change gender

cut the life support from me

>>528305624
nah because it's a universal input (df1+2 in rage) already

only a tgirl can save me

>sega
literally went to antartica to find that one guy who was in the OG dev team of virtua fighter to bring him back and work on VF
did the same with all old heads.
>bandai
literally silently fires people or closes them in their isolation rooms to make them leave.
does everything except keeping old devs.

i do admit i have thought about maining anna but you know they're going to bring the nerf hammer down on her sooner or later

Asukas 12f punish is dog water

>>528308776
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kULjSw2t_i4v
main her pussy

dead general
dead game

dead space

>dead space
games mid I wish I dropped it
>dead space 2
games mid I dropped it

midken 8

so anyway

MASKUUU

who do we blame for this

huh

tekken ruined my life
i played over twenty thousand games and i'm still stuck at intermediate
every day i tell myself i'll quit but i can't stop
it ate my time my confidence and whatever little self worth i had left
my hands hurt my back hurts my brain feels like it's rotting
i scream at the screen like a man possessed
and for what
i never improved i never mattered
every match is just another reminder that i'm a failure
i hate myself more every time i boot it up
i used to have hope now i just have tekken
i'm going to eat cheeseburgers again because i'm a morbidly obese waste of life
nothing brings me comfort except junk and the false promise that maybe next game i'll be better
but i never am
i just rot in front of a screen pressing buttons and praying for purpose that never comes

su-su-sussudio

blud please. buy the DLC

capcom won

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSjRt2AjmdA
d-d-deah

Tekken 7 - Bryan Fury continues to viciously punch the female fighters

2.7M views

>>528312609
I wish arnold had made tekken 8 instead.

arnold would make all female characters underage

loli lili

>>528312934
he would just make mk

blud said you know what tekken needs? debuffs

It's a sign of high test

>>528313487
say that 27 times in a row really fast.

lolilliiliolil lil wayne

https://youtu.be/qUDk0QrFVrc?si=BRAIuYSN7DCxsKA9&t=223
you guys got ne-yo or t-pain

>>528314252
t-pain actually plays games don't know about ne-yo

>>528314252
thug vs thug violence even simulated in a video game shouldn't be encouraged

here I am
dirty and homeless
waiting to heed your instruction

korea-pakistan is the new axis of evil

THANK YOU GEOFF KEIGHEY

I'd rather eat my own cum

it's actually really tasty, futanari here btw

can confirm, kazuya main btw

GARUDA

>>528314916
whatever you say, shmorky.

Jack Betts is kill :(

do you think the devs are going to take a summer vacation?

>tekken question
next please

all summer long

deh

TOITAN

RAAAAAAAAAAAAH

AND STAY DOWN

we don't play tekken in here sweetie

so uhh do they just forgive jin for starting a war? just like that?
>sorry.
huh?

hello?

Harada?

I'm a hugger, not a fighter.

>>528315995
they are faking it cause he's the only one who can beat kazuya.
after the ending they all ganged on him and beat him to near death.
he's now part of zafina arm where he's contained forever.

>>528316267
if they can beat Jin they can also defeat Kazuya

>>528316448
the fight between jin and kazuya made jin weak, that's how they won ok? I am the writer for Tekken 9 btw

>>528316553
suck my fucking dick rancid faggot

>>528316553
what happens to Ling?

please stop responding

>>528316882
don't need to ask :)
>>528316912
she's part of the plan and that's why she decides to join claudio, she's always been more on heihachi side anyway

i can cum without touching my thing
guess my main

king

Kong

wrong. it's a waifu

king.

king kong, in the trunk.

DING DING DING DING DING

WRONG

armor king

donkey kong is gonna outsell temu 8 and it's on one brand new system with few units sold lmao

...... no kings

marduk

gon

..........not a grappler

try again

ogre

armor king II

i never played nintendo garbage

blud has an opinion of something he has no experience with :skull:

I guessed the gameplay

why is lili so weak buff her harada

lili is fat

Capcom Won

damn nigga just got owned

harada needs to be beaten and enslaved until tekken is good again

tag game was nintendo garbage I agree

>>528320332
Harada is already shadow retired and Tekken is clearly entrenched in a directionless doomspiral

imagine if todd howard was in charge of tekken 9

imagine if speedkicks was in charge of balance

imagine if your parents weren't ashamed of you

imagine caring about your parents when they made you

imagine caring

imagine

amogus

>>528320618
That's the problem. Harada needs to be fucking FORCED to work on Tekken again because Nakatsu is a fucking moron

I was in a mirror match and up 2-0 so my opponent went full ape retard mash and won 2-3 and I couldn't even be mad because that unironically means they played T8 better than me

>>528321548
No anon it's healthy for things to end eventually

harada murray and nigger

Nakatsu = based clive enjoyer

>to end
if only
tekken 20 here we go

it's too late for me to even try

I want to end

aris is off topic

harada's passionate tweets about tekken 8 and autistic deviantart-tier ramblings about the lore prove that he did work on the game.

good thing that's avoidingthepuddle

the malaysians did everything bad and harada did everything good

harada is half-malaysian.

why dont we have any streamers who are actually funny?

If you guys are going to spam can you at least spam Anna porn

I don't need porn
I have a dick that I can look at
kazuya main btw

im such a mess its not even funny

what are some other canon homosexual characters like bryan, kazuya, steve, devil jin

>>528325010
lili

>>528324359
/tekgen/ is like the only thread that doesn't have lewd constantly spamed

>>528325231
not only is that a lie, /tekgen/ is also a thread where porn constantly avoids getting deleted.

>>528325231
and that's a bad thing

because not everyone here is gay

we literally see lili getting fucked by dogs and horses every few days

>>528325419
>>528325441
we love men here bums

>>528325231
*Laughs in Lilifag*

the janny spamming porn here? it's so epic!!!!!!

>>528323297
Dis nigga is playing the most sloppiest slop games and has the gall the even talk about tekken at all, fat fuck needs to choke on his chimichanga and so does everyone of his dickriders who say "amigo".

>>528326281
hey alright amigo

>>528326281
he's not wrong about tekken 8 though, him playing other things won't change that fact even if you desperately want it to, amigo.

>>528326281
the screen Michael, look at it

>>528325231
Maybe that's why it's so dead. What else is there to discuss regarding Tekken if not the girls? The game seems to be on deaths door, the lore is a complete meme and nobody should ever give a shit about Esports.

>>528326562
He is wrong tho

>POOF
Tekken 8 fuckin' sucks ass and you're retarded if you like it.

>>528326562
I seen his complaints, dis nigga was looking at the hwoarang t7 costume on the beach stage and was yapping about no prints in the sand (there were) and he was talking mad shit about the hwoarang design mistakenly thinking its his t8 look, the game has plenty complain about but this nigga can't even formulate any actual complaints, he is a fat grease washed retard who always talks about disgusting food and old ass retarded shit like he knows anything, disfunctional fat slob, "amigo"

>putting another game before your own fucking game
Yeah this series is cooked no cap

>>528327008
SF6 does the same with the SNK trademark

rank inflation is 0.03%/day at emperor

>>528327008
it's Japanese "le honorable Samurai" mentality

i dont clean the banana cause the contents are inside

i just 3-0'd a clive on his tekken king promotion and he didn't rematch me

I haven't played this slop since they nerfed Leo in one of the games earliest "balance" patches. Has she ever been buffed? Is she in a decent tier atm?

Good night /tekgen/ im off to have sex with Anna
( in my dreams )

>>528328839
I can be your Anna

>>528328763
well leo was broken again at the start of season 2 and then got nerfed pretty heavily if that answers your question

>>528328987
Well thanks, that saves me the trouble of reinstalling this turd. I swear fighting games are dying a slow RTS style death, zoomers don't have the patience for the genre, it's an old mans game,
>>528328812
Thats right, SHE.

>>528329908
WRONG

>looks male
>is male
>fags still say she
why

pure delusion
all trannies are like this btw

>>528326281
hes 5'4 the fact that anyone listens to him for anything is already ridiculous

I feel so bad for Leo, he just doesn't have a reason to exist in Tekken, he is like the most generic character you could possibly think of and you have people questioning his gender ontop of that. Poor dude can't catch a break.

Leo is so cute and I LOVE him
he is in the game solely because I love him

>he
>him

das rite, trannoid

>>528329908
male

>>528330972
I forgot to mention, he's a little twink in a game where every male is a roided up gym freak. Like i said, poor dude.

>>528332115
damn imagine being leo and being surrounded by all those buff sweaty men

so close I can taste it...

>jinfraud can't even get past tekken god when his character isn't top 5
KEK

This general died the day our wife left us.

I MADE ITTTTTT AHGHHHHHHHHHH IM SO GUCKIGN HAPPY :DDDDD

>>528332958
HOW?
I can't scape from blues.

>>528332958
'grats boke

No one even likes leo. Idk why shes in the game

>>528333107
no idea i'm one of the biggest retards here

If Leo is a male then where are all the pictures of his cock?

>using mods to remove his genitals
Why are trannies so FUARKING delusional?

>>528333280
This is how Asuka is intended to be played. Add a random parry and you're be the ideal asuka player.

>>528333280
Unironically what should he have done here

>>528333579
like this?

>>528331704
I wonder what would you do if you weren't obsessed with trannies 24/7

Also I got my throw escape up from 2 to 3 :D

>>528331704
fucking pathetic jap devs bending the knee to western troonery. And I guess Bridget is trans too, right?!

>>528333885
Yep. I'm sure you are a legend in Asuka discords.

>>528333764
The running tackle. Or block the -19 move and punish it. I know you don't know what that means Mr 2024, it was a key concept back in previous Tekken games.

>>528334249
>appeal 99
>plays asuka
makes you think

eric is on a roll tonight

>sounds like a boy
>looks like a boy
>mechanically falls under male in terms of gameplay
Leo can be whatever you like but one side is stretching it more than the other, just saying

Harada said Leo is a girl. Anything since 2007 is reconnected.

too late my nigga we see that discord icon and the low battery life

>>528335160
I use it for porn pls don't judge me

>>528335160
mickey mouse pants

>>528335278
Id fuck female knee

games trans I fucked it

>>528332958
wheres neck faggot

First Tekken dies, then JoeCuck turns out to be a cuckold while also being completely washed up. Fuck!

joe got outed as cuck fr or you just sayin

at least there's still hope

>>528336826
Nah, insecure niggas thinking your girl has a of you a cuck when its more like you a pimp raking it cash for something you fuck while lonely loser stare

>>528336826
I’ve seen his girlfriend spread her pussy online, so yes.

>>528336647
here u go

>>528337030
polar opposites

aye bruh bein a former incel but gettin it in aint make you a cuck. takin photos make you a loser but not a cuck. if that nigga grindin ranked while a nigga railin ya girl then use a cuck

what ever happened to the shinblade shadow suit?

>>528336997
So let me get this straight you sitting infront of your computer all alone jacking off to his girls pics while he is railing her pussy raw and somehow he is the cuck in this?
My guy i got some bad news for you....

>>528336997
post da pussi

I want the affection of a whore I'm so god damn lonely

a man can do that better than a whore

>>528337434
i dunno man if even anon from brazil on 4chan has seen the inside of her pussy then there are probably customers closer to her proximity putting their wiener in there that aren't named joe

>>528337434
My apologies Mr. ChairCrush.

Shinblade probably contacted a no win no fee lawyer and was advised its not worth spending $1000s in legal expenses to prove shadow deprived him of winning $24 at his local that year

>>528337030
bruh I can see her hard nipples

>>528338016
why are you looking you pervert

>>528338086
I had bigger boobs when I was 8 years old (I'm a guy)

>>528338275
cause it's hot as fuck
now when is Asuka getting nerfed? it's been weeks of her bullshit launchers being + on block

her bullshit launchers have been plus on block since s1. It's weird that people say she's broken because of parrys/sabakis/cancans/launchers and not the new s2 bullshit like +8 kicks and AHO BOKE

>>528338086
this is not what I asked

>>528338983
you're too young for that anyway

why would i want to look at some girls smelly stinky gooey vagina when i could be playing tekkin 8

I've tried to look at female holes lately and I find them repulsive. I've been looking at shemales for several years now and I don't think I can ever return. I'm not joking either. Women are nasty, tgirls are the one true path.

>>528339675
>playing tekkin 8
*pukes*

>>528325231
Bro Lili is naked here 24/7
She's literally naked RIGHT NOW, in the OP

I'm a fucking cuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_3F5vBLyeg
Tekgen in a nutshell

>>528340567
stellar blade is mid I dropped it

im not chinese blud

goodbye USA players

this games unplayable with lag

16ms every game

best places to play tekken in cali?

in my butt ehehehe

nothing happened there was no mass tekken player outrage, time to admit the devs won and abandon this serie

i've been abandoned tekken 8

blud asked where to play tekken in cali when there's a tournament there today :skull:

perhaps unbreakable grabs were a bad idea

>>528342234
it's a big state. where in cali

>>528342821
they're just a hellsweep

>>528342867
litrelly anywhere, im travelling across the state

im reaching a "grindset mode" wherein i play like an automaton without caring too much if i win or lose, sort of how you see fergus stream while slouching in his sofa while mashing with asuka

>>528332365
Jin mains missed their chance to win anything big now that he's just strong instead of top 5

i lost any appeal for women and for tekken too.
murray failed me

can Armor King win back the audience that was lost

>>528343392
i wish i could play like that

I labbed lidia ff2 where you sidestep right and duck and applied to Reina but Reina is actually left so I lost a set because of that

Maybe the Word War between Corp.G and Mishima Zaib. was just a warning...

Angel Jin if you're real we need you now more than ever...

if murray didn't take down 4chan the season 2 disaster would have been 10x worse. we could have been looking forward to tekken 9 if not for murray's underhanded tactics

THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbe3CQamF8k

i’m a bryan main and i’ve been hard stuck in flame ruler for over 3000 games. no matter how much i lab or grind, i can’t seem to break through. every loss chips away at me a little more. i used to think it was just a game, but it started bleeding into how i see myself. somewhere along the line i started crossdressing. maybe it was a way to escape, maybe it was a cry for help, maybe it was the only thing that made me feel anything. i look in the mirror and don’t even know who i’m trying to be anymore. the lines between ranked matches and real life blur, and all i’m left with is self loathing and replays of dropped combos.

acute angle

rip is commentating vf

range 0 mash
crouch jab
virtua fighter

3d movement
free flow
gratitude
thank you

dead general
dead game
dead genre

https://www.twitch.tv/chainshift_events
CHALLENGER EVENT
STARTED NOW

brehs i dont want to be drafted :(

theyve added too much guessing to kings kit

>>528316882
is this offer still available

..no

Reminder

>>528347735
go fuck yourself

>>528348586
>bad most of the time
>all gigachad characters

based casualchads dabbing on frame data nerds

the next DLC stage should be the Barbie Malibu Dreamhouse

I still need to finish barbie on gamepass

>>528348586
which steve main made this?

play Disney Dreamlight Valley

you can only beat lowhigh if you can mash him out with perfect fundamentals

I played Disney when it launched but never went back to it

sandrock mogs all farming/life sims

Jack was literally just 50/50 in T7 and Anakin was good, why is he so ass in T8 with Jack? Did the character really require that much more skill now?

>a crafting game mogs farm/life sims
any more brilliant takes steve main?

It's crafting, farming and lifestyle, kazuyabro.

the waffle house stage idea is the most retarded concept i've ever heard. Yeah I'm sure Waffle House would want people to associate their restaurants with fighting

waffle house

burger king made a game about stealing blud who gives a fuck

that was pepsi man

my point is that Harada has become an expert at dangling some imaginary meme bullshit over our heads, while the game is fucking ass

the games goated though

fahkumram got announced and ww3 just happened

we're about to enter a new age of brown and bloom propaganda war slop

featuring Jin hitler and Lars with AK in Tekken 9

>>528351224
kino...

phidx is literally me except replace nina with xiaoyu and replace being a successful tekken player with being a successful tekken shitposter

this is literally me (center)

b2temp

there will be peace or there will be war in Tekken 9

Was Lars wall combo bad in 7

all I know about doa is marie rose.

Marie Rose isn't DoA, that's like saying Reina is Tekken

I gave up on women

>>528351770
Now that I think about, I don't think Xiaoyu canonically ever saw Devil Jin before T8

Reina is Tekken

Reina was a mistake

>>528263186 (OP)
Jack would've fit Tekken better.

Sic his balls, Torgal

Tekken and DoA ended with 3

cpxyu on p2 side ;_;

posts deleted am i bann3e3d

tourney on
games dead
generals dead
I wish I was dead

>>528354863
x

>>528354806
I don't think some literally who American dojo can be called a tournament

>>528354863
*vomits*

It's a challenger with top players like arslan, ulsan and lowhigh. I believe you are mistaking it for the temu europoor master event with shadow krj grand finals.

>>528308776
laughing at how unloyal anna dogs are, i started maining the superior half at the start of season 1, when she was the second most dominant, because i'm enthralled by her beauty, not for one second did i worry about nerfs because even if she's bottom 1 i would still be playing this aryan beauty, i practiced every strat for her from OP stuff that shouldn't be in the game to useless legacy tech, simply because i want to truly know what she is as a character, and for my devotion, not only did the bamco executive not nerf her, he made others stronger than her so she will never be in the dev's crosshair again while still remaining viable

Buzama da na

ulcer cuddlegore gettin it in

>>528355281
>second most dominant,
? Downplaying? NOW? STILL?

>>528355707
dragunov was stronger and requires less execution

Kore ga genjitsu da

>Arslan dismantling Anna with Nina
Maybe Anna isn't the problematic Williams sister

Where's Hwoarang

Ask Jin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEs2oNODwQI

why have no tekken streamers ever reacted to all the final fantasy games???

>>528358013
prolly cause final fantasy is mid af

>>528358070
okay then why don't the tekken streamers support Bamco and play the Tales Of games?

>>528358117
prolly cause tales is mid af

Shion split her tongue...

>>528358192
what jrpg do you like then

>>528358384
none, prolly cause jrpgs are mid af

we're talking about jrpgs not tekken

finna have to 50/50 right and left sides like some nerd my p2 side is garbage

the problem with the NA Tekken scene is that they keep playing Street Fighter

alive game
alive general
ailve genre

hope they nerf anna so its an original pick

the fuck kinda name is spootemgottem

>spag talking about Israel, Iran and Palestine in his restream of chainshift
And this nigga really surprised they stopped making him a commentator

I wish Soul Calibur was still alive.

companies shouldn't punish people for their personal views

>>528361852
and then you have rip working for a direct competitor being all surprised he doesn't get hired
happy they got rid of both dumbfucks

only the strongest will survive.

>Asuka Vs Jun
>No special intro
Huh

the synthetic and fluent nature of the english language permits the proliferation of degeneracy

dead shit game

could gm take on lowhigh

>>528362979
no he already lost when he sniped lowhigh in ranked

>>528362836
lil bro don't know the shit they chinese be up to

GM just said large stages don't belong in tekken because he was losing on yakushima

>>528364142
gm stream is the nigga complaining about lee for 5 hours straight even while playing mario kart

gm said
mainman said
speedkicks said
nigga I said I don't give a fuck

jdcr said you're a bitch nigga

LMAO jdcr a bigger joke than my life

huh?
what was that?
bitch ass nigga

bro thinks he's him

>dies in the first round
pathetic

anyone else have a no-mindgame style?

it's a fine style when playing against people with mindgames but if i fight someone else with the same style it's basically tryhard drivel with no substance

very cringe basically

>stellaris just released a patch somehow worse than T8 season 2
Swedes are more incompetent than Japs

I feel like putting a fake 3 letter acronym and a | before your name should in theory increase your winrate through intimidation

/tkg/ | anon

>>528365527
in theory to play optimally every move you do should be part of a mindgame to deal more damage, then this becomes ingrained in your flowcharts and then you develop higher ordeer mindgames on top of already mindgame honed flowcharts

>>528365612
this is not even their first season 2

>>528365527
>no-mindgame style
flowcharting like a tard style

>>528366287
i guess its a little bit of mindgame its hard to describe really. it's low on hard reads and an attempt at fake randomness. but i sometimes use reads like if opponent parries i use throws etc. its like statistically probable style where everything is a mean averaging of statistical advantage indicators given what the opponent does.

im playing with my ass rn

new york deserved to be spit on

How did Chainshift only go for a few hours?

Is the game fixed yet?

i offer 300$ coaching for 1 hour

rank: tekken god victor

mainman took my $40 and told me to block and punish a little more

neace of tekken

You're my next victim.

I need Nina to torture me slowly

>>528263186 (OP)
You wanted this webm?

I give up

are Law players better or did the Alisa player deserve it?

Why doesn't Bandai Namco combine Soul Calibur and Tekken into one game? The fight would start out as melee, but you'd be able to use the environment and procure weapons, which make fights more dynamic and fun to watch/play. And you could remove all the unnecessary comeback mechanics like rage or any other type of meter/gimmick.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=273&v=OJT5WwzZ0nQ&feature=youtu.be

if you type soulcalibur as two words instead of one your opinion means less than nothing

>>528372820
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-fg9nBhtP8

Soulcalibur fucking sucks

>>528372947
It looks way better as two words and I'm tired of pretending it's not.

I played like 50 games today including games at Fujin ranks and even Tenryus and the highest rank player I fought was also the worst player I fought the entire day. Some defense 57 Tekken God Dragunov. What the fuck.

Next DLC Character: Ellie Williams
Next Next DLC Character: Roger
Next Next Next DLC Character: Spongebob

playing some Tek Ken

all I have to look forward to in life is a war that won't happen

Fought some ttv nina. Gave him his 4-0, he left, I checked his twitch "last streamed 1 year ago". Guess the career didn't work out. I mean to be expected when you fkn mash after eating a punish.

Anyone wanna play? Am drunk.

why can't we get cool guest characters

asuka's hands around my neck

Clive is cool
Negan is cool
So is Geese and Akuma

Lidia has a 15 frame hopkick that's plus on block and goes into a stance mixup and if you try to interrupt it auto parries. What the fuck?

I want a cool guest character like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=40&v=IVJY2L4M54c&feature=youtu.be

>>528375030
And which move would that be? Cause it sure as fuck isn't uf4

>>528375251
uf4 i tried punishing with i10 moves and it autoparried into like 50 damage every time, tried i13 everything. can't replicate it in p mode.

>>528375030
sidewalk and punish like all moves, if you know it's coming

THREAD THEME
https://youtu.be/UxD5Z0ClLd8?si=2_6Ckp3BWDOjBQvr

>>528375330
Are you stoned or am I? I haven't played Lidia in 8, only in 7 but from what I know, she doesn't have a stance that parries. I know she has a move out of heat in stance that punch parries but her stances don't auto parry and her hopkick is not +on block. I believe it's -14.

>>528358310
can't find that on her timeline, anyway, the difference between her first and second pics ever is kinda wack lol

>>528375330
And before you get any funny ideas like
>but the interface says it's -5
in reality it's not.. just like how my d3 says -10 but moves like that go into stance. Now you must find the fastest move out of that stance and add those frames ontop. In Alisa's case she goes into backup and her fastest is backup1 at 11 frames so d3 is -21.

>>528375917
>>528375701
just labbed it. seems to be only in heat into an up input after hopkick on block does a parry that can go into an unblockable high/mid mixup. the parry seems to only beat highs and mids so i think the best option to option select is to do a fast low or a dickjab. not sure it's confusing.

>>528372327
man law looks cool as fuck doing that last move

>>528376654
Dude I don't understand tekken 8 lidia either.. T7 was simple..either you interrupt her going into 2nd stance or you try the mixup of the first stance.. in heat tho.. I dunno man. I just fucking guess. It's all homing from there. But I'm pretty sure she abides by the rules of Tekken8 which are "airborne moves can't be parried" so you should be able to hopkick her stance parry.

eating meat and potatoes
i love food so much bros

They should've kept wall bounce

>>528375030
>>528375330
In heat her stances have armour frames. The heat hopkick is punished with downjab or throw. You won't get anything useful out of the passtroon. Nor from this franchise, if we're being deadass.

floppen

anna floppen her dick on my ass

reina killed tekken
say "thank you reina"

>>528378880
Nothing can kill Tekken. Always b1 Reina when she does a ff2 on block

>alisa and feng player
you deserve absolutely nothing. deah

>>528379539
And you still can't beat me.

i only thank reina when her cock is stuffed in my mouth

I need african american tgirl recommendations

tekken = anime

>>528378680
Haven't played Tekken in years. Skipped 7 entirely. What's wrong with 8? I was thinking of picking it up in the summer sale.

nothing. 17ers are having melties because they're hard stuck mighty ruler.

I hate everyone who still posts here.

Why?

>>528380912
As always people are just crying about the balance

the pain goes on
on and on

I can't feel pain anymore this life is not one that should be lived

it's too late for me i'm already dead

anna's ___ ____

Just remove all tracking from any moves without the homing flare. Was it really that hard?

just remove anime

Saaaafe
Trackiiiiing
Miiiiid
Launcheeeer
Oh yeaaah...

>>528383494
you forgot evasive

>>528383494
you forgot heat engager

>>528311821
Sauce on the troon pls saar?

fuck this clown game man

I use this power to seek employment

>I want to make money for my boss and join the modern version of slavery
lol lmao

And I... to NEET!

>job application
>low parried

slaves don't get paid

they are, in food

mmm gruel

Tekkino is happening, get the fuck in here
https://www.twitch.tv/2bcu

nah fuck that shit m8

>>528387194
Ew, no thanks.

I am Steve!

>twitch
shant

>>528381375
Yeah who cares about balance in a fighting game? Fucking divas.

>>528387194
>German flag
>British flag
>both players are brown
grim

More sun due to climate change

just dreamt i had a femboy in my bed...

>>528387368
it's more like retards complaining chess is too unbalanced but also dumbed down from previous chess versions they enjoyed playing but their elo rating was in the bin

what rps simulator has to do with chess

I compared retards playing chess with retards playing D8

I get that the game is difficult but you got mashers complaining their electric spam got punished with a move they don't even know it has highcrushing properties and then go to steam and cry about it and blame the game. in tekken 7 electric was unpunishable on whiff and they hold this belief that is how the game should be played.

>>528388763
Yeah that's the reason the game got overwhelmingly negative reviews, even though it hadn't happened before!

>>528389926
Master Raven wasn't that bad after all, wasn't she?

tmmbros!

so valid

>>528388851
but it was.
Tekken 7 was the first one in the franchise released on steam that attracted greenies thinking they're nice
Tekken 8 got bad reviews constantly from the Tekken 7 newbies and streamer addicts who have the terminal "muh honest tekken" disease (read KBD spam into mashing the one plus on whiff huge hurtbox counterhit launching move)

But here's the tit shaker

>>528381369
Everyone with a brain and human decency has left. Can't remember the last time I had a coherent conversation in here. I don't play the game ofc but i'd like a place to shitpost during tourneys. Sad, used to be okay even in 2023.

>>528391618
IT'S GETTING HOT

no, like why should anyone care?

cause there's always someone that cares, infact, i care about you and my only wish in life is that everything goes smooth for you

>>528391610
yeah posting skimmer and harada tweets was so much different

>>528391610
>Everyone with a brain and human decency has left
Can you blame them? The game went to shit and the only ones still defending it are retarded fanboys.

how do you delete your /tekgen/ account?

>>528392492
using testosterone blockers
>>528391576
what tits

>>528393085
I'm fluent in 3 languages and I 'bate (to 'ka) everyday. Suck my dick, /nofap/ cultist.

lil timmy thinks rubbing his clit-like dick equals to fapping

I miss when the internet wasn't abysmal dogshit
these days tekgen is actually the least shit thing I frequent online, how fucked up is that

I miss when the internetz was so wacky xD we were RAWRingg everyday and listening to Eminem!! duuude and the sky was blueee Those were the days maan!

>>528393174
let me guess first language is some irrelevant EU shit second is english because you need it to use the internet and because it was taught in school and third is japanese

>>528394127
this but unironically.

i miss the internet where you could call a faggot a faggot

I still do that on my house mirror

>>528393019
>what tits
Bazoonkas

>>528394150
I'm not ESL and I know Cantonese and Esperanto

>>528394563
I really wanna eat Nina's pussy here

>>528394578
>Esperanto

kek

>Cantonese
konichiwa, dude

the Kanto region? yea I study those

dead genre
dead game
dead general

>>528395692
It amazes me how FG developers just can't get things 100% right. They always have to flub in multiple areas (or, in Tekken's case, in tons of areas) despite the genre existing for 35 years now, and despite the fact that there are just so many clear lessons from past failures to apply to the newest games that they just don't apply.

>>528394150
>let me guess first language is some irrelevant EU
Lamarr Davis flexing for speaking English, the language of his grandparent's slaveholders, instead of speaking the ancestral language of her family.

dead space
dead island
dead or alive

marie rose...
trillions...

>>528395947
Some motherfuckers are always tryin to ice skate uphill.

>>528395947
>We will never get an HD Online version of the greatest fighting game ever made due to the Byzantine nightmare of it's licensing

>mankind
not
>womankind
know the difference

riders on the storm
there's a killer on the road

something about eating chicken

masku

*dies*

No one looks like this.

what i am looking at

>>528398840
Perfection.

Satanic stuff, black magic shit

>>528398818
Shion.

Medus start the stream nigga

>>528399354
tru dat

you'll miss kingjae when he's gone

this but reina

>>528398954
>Speaks french
Instantly brings her down to a 6/10

it's monegasque

you don't even know french
that brings you down to 2/10

I don't speak cheese eating surrender monkey language.

french rhymes with stench

>>528395947
The hard to swallow pill is even if a fighting game got it 100% right, it would probably fail because the audience are monkeys. They don't want a fair and balanced game with conservative balancing. They want the excitement of hype reveals, broken moves, radical changes every season for no reason, and so on. If the audience treats it as a product with no care for its integrity you can't blame the developers for giving them what they want.

'murica surrendered plenty of times, why make fun of other nations?

went to other boards and saw people using emoticons unironically. never again.

ask him

>>528400429
>It is closely related to the Ligurian dialects spoken in Ventimiglia and is considered a national language of Monaco, though it is not the official language of the country, which is French
I will stick to my car-bombing wife thanks

>>528401145
Good thing I'm not american then.

>>528401236
i use them alot when erping on /trash/

Fucking EOP subhumans I swear...

i don't like tekken hags

no one does

what if anna williams was secretly an agent of the chinese communist party

i do!

>>528401874
>modder didn't remove SSS
owari da

can't stop thinking about her.

what other franchises have 95% of roster turned into a running gag for the amusement of one guy that refuses to leave?

Can't stop cumming. It hurts already

>>528402098
Shadowlands WoW

chris metzen

nah, WoW is the best MMO again

Tekken is the best fighting game again

>>528401863
Anna could convert me into being a member of a satanic misanthropic blood cult for all i care

>satanic misanthropic blood cult
So a Tekken dev?

New:
>>528402814

>shitpost OP
no.

>>528398818
Got a feeling I know what inspired those hairstyles.