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>This is too much.
>THIS IS JUST.
>TOO.
>BUCKING.
>MUCH.
"ENOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUGH!"
>You stomp your hoof and shout with enough ferocity to rattle the upper rafters.
"I'VE MADE MY DECISION TWILIGHT, AND DERPY IS MY MAREFRIEND!"
>Twilight stumbles backwards as your booming voice echoes throughout the mill.
>You feel Derpy shaking against you, no doubt scared from all the yelling.
>It's time to calm down before she becomes too worried.
>You stop, take a deep breath, and try to regain your composure.
"Derpy IS a humble hard-working pony, but her clumsiness isn't as damning as you make it out to be, Twilight."
>The princess tries to interject but you raise a hoof to stop her.
"Sometimes all a stallion needs is a simple loving mare in his life."
>You gently stroke Derpy's mane and sigh.
"This kind of love can't be bought or seized through royal diplomacy."
>Derpy coos and nuzzles her cheek against yours.
"Clumsiness is one of Derpy's cuter quirks, and I wouldn't trade it for anything in the world."
>Twilight's lip slowly curls as her right eye twitches.
>"Heh...heheheheh....*inhales*...AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
>The agitated princess breaks out into long peals of demented laughter and starts slamming the floor with one of her forelegs.
>Ooooookay, that was NOT the response you were expecting.
>Twilight's face suddenly turns stoic, much to your surprise.
>"Fine, Anonymous."
>You don't like the way sh
>She waves her hoof through the portal, dissolving it instantly.
>"You've made your choice, and now we all have to live with the consequences."
>She conjures up a new portal that leads back to the crystal castle.
"What's that supposed to mean, Twilight?" You grit your teeth.
>Her poker face remains unchanged.
>"You'll see soon enough." She coldly replies.
>Without another word, Twilight steps through the portal and vanishes.
>There's a long eerie silence left in her wake.
>Derpy turns you loose and looks at the empty space left behind by Twilight and her stupid magic portals.
>"I don't understand...Are we in trouble, Anon?" She worriedly whinnies.
>You gulp nervously and try to put on a brave face.
"Nah, she's just upset is all."