Now, you fucking listen up: I have answered a lot of your weird questions, women.

I got male privilege points to spend here.


Hey, alright, now. any ladies wanna answer a specific question? First: I am looking to, like, go wild with myself once some money comes in. I want to join some kind of permanent... you know, carnival thing. Renaissance Faire! Those.

I want to just eat turkey legs and find my true love wearing some dorky outfit. She will be in goth dress. Huge titties. Loves cats. I will be the tarot reader. And kinda like, I suppose, really Howls Moving Castle vibes personality wise. Now. Romantic or psychotic? Am I flying too close to the smutty romance novel sun? If it helps I'm extremely hot, just so done with my life.

I need drama. I need to fuck that hot chick who always does those eagle and falcon shows.