>be me
>network monkey for regional ISP
>desperately need a reproducible bug fixed in a core internal tool
>PMO marked it as low priority so dev team never handle it
>threw it at claude; claude gives me a fix and walks me through installing docker to run tests
>itworks.gif
>commit, first pull request
>someone approved it
>go back to doing my actual job
>two weeks pass
>HR sets up meeting with me and lead network architect CCIE dude
>anon, the board has approved a network automation team and your name came up as the first member
>promotion

I legitimately don't know how to code and am fully expecting to severely break everything and/or get fired if anyone probes into my cursor generated code.