ET, ALF, AND MORK ARE ON THE EPSTEIN LIST!

Oh I forgot to tell you guys.

Last week or so I wrote a post about the junior at work asking about buying an index ETF.
No one knows anything about me investing, so it was completely out of the blue. I thought that was the end of the market.

Fast forward a week later, he has no brokerage account but he does have a new Macbook.

You can rest easy.
He's a nice kid and I'd like to help him but I have sworn an oath of secrecy to myself.

>All In
>6 hours long
>24 threads
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>Evolution
>2 hours so far
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Umm.....