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5/26/2025, 12:52:24 AM
ATTENTION, GAMERS AND SUFFERING BYSTANDERS. YagudoPriestess has officially no-lifed so hard they’ve bypassed humanity and ascended to PIXEL GODHOOD.
>Showers?
Long forgotten.
>Toilet breaks?
Replaced by the sacred gamer bucket.
>Nutrition?
A steady drip of energy drinks and cheetos.
They have sweat through chairs, dodged sunlight for weeks, and now emerge — unwashed, unhinged, and undeniably victorious.
Bow before the crusted throne of YagudoPriestess, the Smellborne, Supreme Grinder of All Pixels, Wearer of the Tartarus Platemail.
>Showers?
Long forgotten.
>Toilet breaks?
Replaced by the sacred gamer bucket.
>Nutrition?
A steady drip of energy drinks and cheetos.
They have sweat through chairs, dodged sunlight for weeks, and now emerge — unwashed, unhinged, and undeniably victorious.
Bow before the crusted throne of YagudoPriestess, the Smellborne, Supreme Grinder of All Pixels, Wearer of the Tartarus Platemail.
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