>>81937471
I am actually.
Knock her up? No.
Tell her I will knock her up and secretly get a vasectomy behind her back, but spend a few years trying daily and telling her it must be her eggs.... probably.

>>81877157
I've had a threesome 6 times, still never pulled of a double blowjob.
Did have them switch off sucking my cock while the other made out with me, but not a double blowjob.

>>81515160
Harems are trickier than 3somes. Lets put it this way, its easy to talk a girlfriend into picking up other girls with you.
It's difficult to get another girl to agree to be a sex toy for a single night and have your gf agree she is hot enough.
It is damn near impossible to get that same girl to agree to letting you and your gf use her for sex whenever you feel like and that she needs to not fuck other guys and not have any expectations that you and your gf will not pick up other girls or replace her.
>Gotta think of it from her POV
>If she has no incentives in exchange for sex that exceed her incentives for being exclusive with another guy, she won't be up for a harem