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Go to your bedroom.
Hold your arms out in two different directions and point.
Close your eyes.
Spin in place 20 times.
Open you eyes.

A darkworld opens inside your room.
Whatever you're pointing at with your right hand is the boss.
Whatever you're pointing at with your left hand is the schizoboss.
Objects in your pockets or otherwise on your person transform into items and equipment.
The last number of digits describe how dangerous your darkworld (0=JournoMode, 9=Hell).
The second last number describes your class.
> 0) None. You are undefined but also unconstrained. You start very weak, but may freely assign traits from any class and statpoints as you amass xp.
> 1) Warrior
> 2) Paladin
> 3) Barbarian
> 4) Ranger
> 5) Rogue
> 6) Bard
> 7) Mage
> 8) Cleric
> 9) Alchemist
The third last number describes how many other people will be pulled into the darkworld with you.
The individuals in question are whoever is closest to you, in terms of physical proximity.
There is no guarantee these people will cooperate with you or join your party.
They will all still gain classes though (Use the 4th, 5th, and 6th numbers of your digits to select classes for them if necessary)
> 0) None. Victory or defeat, you will only have yourself to blame.
> 1,2,3) 1 other.
> 4,5,6) 2 others.
> 7,8,9) 3 others.