This is a bizarre one but I assure you I am 100% serious. I asked on relevant r*ddit pages but it got removed from every one because no one believed it was real, but it is. I feel like I'm going crazy with this shit but I can't talk to anyone about it IRL.

I'm white with an Asian girlfriend, who when we met had only recently moved to a western country. She had previously only ever been with Asian men. After we first had sex she didn't really say too much about my penis other than 'I don't know what's normal for western men', quite unenthusiastically. Since that time she has said certain things that would imply it is a little small for her liking but she is trying to make me feel better:
>I don't care about size, the person is more important
>You don't need to worry, it's big enough for us
>It doesn't matter if it's big or small, I still enjoy it

So what is the measly little nub which elicits such a reaction? It's 9 inches long by 6 around.

We have been together for years now and I explained to her earlier in the relationship that I am much bigger than average, even for western men, that's when she would say stuff to me like that. I thought she understood finally but recently I made a joke about how silly that was, and she said she still doesn't know that. I was absolutely indignant, she obviously thinks I lied about it which is stupid because that would be very out of character for me. She just keeps saying things like 'but I've only seen your one, how can I know that?'. She sort of condescendingly said to me 'Every man thinks he has the best one', which again is retarded because I am very straightforward about my strengths and my shortcomings, I'm not the type of person to be like that without reason.