The Ten German Commandants:

>1# never greet people, if people greet you ignore them.
>2# never do anything nice for anyone, if people do nice things for you never reciprocate.
>3# always wear a look of scorn and disgust on your face no matter the place or occasion and stare rudely at people with it
>4# be as cold and unapproachable to your neighbors and family as possible.
>5# if people start a conversation with you ignore them or give one word replies until they fuck off
>6# if people are in your company nag and bitch and moan and complain about anything and everything, make them regret inviting you to social gatherings.
>7# never, ever, EVER under any circumstances tell a funny joke.(humor is an Arab/balkan immigrant thing, it's low class, in Germany we don't like it)
>8# avoid your neighbors and especially your family like the plague.
>9# have at least one borderline criminal sexual fetish or three.
>10# in public denounce nazis but in Secret be one.

If you don't satisfy all ten of these you likely have Turkish ancestry.