Thread 213156163

The Ten German Commandants:

>1# never greet people, if people greet you ignore them.
>2# never do anything nice for anyone, if people do nice things for you never reciprocate.
>3# always wear a look of scorn and disgust on your face no matter the place or occasion and stare rudely at people with it
>4# be as cold and unapproachable to your neighbors and family as possible.
>5# if people start a conversation with you ignore them or give one word replies until they fuck off
>6# if people are in your company nag and bitch and moan and complain about anything and everything, make them regret inviting you to social gatherings.
>7# never, ever, EVER under any circumstances tell a funny joke.(humor is an Arab/balkan immigrant thing, it's low class, in Germany we don't like it)
>8# avoid your neighbors and especially your family like the plague.
>9# have at least one borderline criminal sexual fetish or three.
>10# in public denounce nazis but in Secret be one.

If you don't satisfy all ten of these you likely have Turkish ancestry.

>>213156163 (OP)
sorry that you got deported

>>213156163 (OP)
IN GERMANY VE DO ZIS

>>213156258
Never to Germ many, you're all just such rude insufferable assholes all the time for absolutely no reason, I don't want to go to Germ many, such a disgusting shithole filled with germ men """people""" (I use this word very liberally) I hope the balks replace you.

>>213156163 (OP)
lol

>>213156163 (OP)
>>213156326
how do you know if you've never been here? many of us are socially awkward (me included), but most aren't cunts, you just have to break the ice.

>>213156163 (OP)
Those are austrians not germans

>>213156163 (OP)
i do all of this but im not german

>>213156365
Interactions with you guys online mostly.

>>213156365
Imo Germans are very peculiar because half of them will be very friendly and the other half will be assholes, there is no inbetween

>>213156365
4chudders form their opinion on other nationalities from meme graphs and rage posts made by other chuds (they don't go outside)

>>213156420
on here or elsewhere? this really isn't representative.
>>213156423
idk if you're talking about irl experience or online. online I could say the same about Italians

>>213156448
Irl
Im not saying italians are not assholes but they try to be polite at first at least

>>213156468
yeah that's the social awkwardness I was talking about. I'd take that with positive attitude underneath than vice versa anytime.

>>213156163 (OP)
>10# in public denounce nazis but in Secret be one.
It's actually the opposite, they cosplay as Nazis but are libcuck commies in secret, been that way since Weimar
Also they love niggers and sexual degeneracy like a squirrel loves acorns, even when they were supposedly le based Nazis

>>213156163 (OP)
people were pleasant to me there. I am very german looking, pale, and white. you're just brown, sorry

>humor is an Arab/balkan immigrant thing, it's low class

agreed. all the subhumans i know are the most joky

>>213156163 (OP)
Maybe it's germanic thing because I do be like that

>>213156163 (OP)
kek

>>213156163 (OP)
Bodied those kraut freaks

>>213156163 (OP)
I can't even tell what country you are from and am too lazy to hover over your flag. So I will just call you brown.

>>213156533
>all the subhumans i know
... I really don't wanna be like this but you're a monkeyzilian, just who are you calling a subhuman?? Pot calling the kettle black kinda situation.

>>213156528
Sybau
I know germans, they act like that with eachother too

>1# never greet people, if people greet you ignore them.
they say guten tag to each other and only ignore because you're an outsider though

They ignore you because you are brown.

>>213156258
fpbp

>>213156326
just take the L lil bro

>>213156163 (OP)
skill issue cus, almost everyone was nice to me there. They just have thirdie fatigue

Germ many

>>213156163 (OP)
HOLY BASED
Are germans actually like that? Fuck, I need to move; I’d fit right in.

>>213156258
Bodied that monkey

Do you feel better now after venting your suppressed anger?

>>213156326
>I hope the balks replace you
This is such a weird thing to say. Balkan people are White Europeans, and they make up a tiny mostly unnoticeable minority in Germany. Why are you mentioning them is beyond me. The problems in Germany mostly stem from moslem arab immigrants and other non-Europeans.

>>213156163 (OP)
How do you stare rudely at someone? cause 99% of the mena people I see have a resting bitch face

Germans will almost compulsively return any favour you give them in order to keep clean sheets.

>>213156163 (OP)
>>213156326
Arab males whine and bitch like women.

>>213159534
This

>>213159189
>t. Branko Warcriminalovic

>>213156321
>Why don't you make buildings from brick

>>213156163 (OP)
In my personal experience you ought to stop being nice with Germans because they perceive it as weakness.
Start treating them like shit and they will quickly gain respect for you.

>>213156163 (OP)
I disagree, Germans are usually nice and polite, more so if they're from Southern Germany, Austrians and Tyrolers are a mixed bag

>>213156163 (OP)
1. false. only applies if you are brown
2. false. if your neighbour gave you a coffee worth 2,5 euros you have to give him back something worth exactly 2,5 euros.
3. true
4. neighbours maybe, family no
5. if you are brown, annoying or trying to sell something yes
6. true
7. different type of humor that outsiders often dont get
8. only if you dont like them
9. maybe
10. maybe

>>213156163 (OP)
you can tell by the amount of german seething that this post hit the nail on the head

>>213156163 (OP)
Damn. I found out I'm german.

>>213156321
very latin america coded webm

>>213156163 (OP)
XD

>>213156163 (OP)
I'm a Turk and I do all of those