>B-B-BIST DU CROSSIMGEN ZE ROAD WANN ZE LICHT IST RED?!?!?
>NEIN!!!!!... NEIN NEIN NEINNNNNNNN!!!!! IN ZE DEUTSCHLAND VE DON'T DO ZEEZZZ!!!!!
>...w-w-WHAT DO YOU FRICKING MEAN ZERE VERE NO AUTOS AROUND!??!?!!!!!!?!!
>POOPENFARTEN SCHEIẞE!!! ICH BIN CALLINGEN ZE POLIZEI DU BIST EIN NAZI!!!! WAR KRIMINELL!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!1!1?
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The Ten German Commandants:
>1# never greet people, if people greet you ignore them.
>2# never do anything nice for anyone, if people do nice things for you never reciprocate.
>3# always wear a look of scorn and disgust on your face no matter the place or occasion and stare rudely at people with it
>4# be as cold and unapproachable to your neighbors and family as possible.
>5# if people start a conversation with you ignore them or give one word replies until they fuck off
>6# if people are in your company nag and bitch and moan and complain about anything and everything, make them regret inviting you to social gatherings.
>7# never, ever, EVER under any circumstances tell a funny joke.(humor is an Arab/balkan immigrant thing, it's low class, in Germany we don't like it)
>8# avoid your neighbors and especially your family like the plague.
>9# have at least one borderline criminal sexual fetish or three.
>10# in public denounce nazis but in Secret be one.
If you don't satisfy all ten of these you likely have Turkish ancestry.
>1# never greet people, if people greet you ignore them.
>2# never do anything nice for anyone, if people do nice things for you never reciprocate.
>3# always wear a look of scorn and disgust on your face no matter the place or occasion and stare rudely at people with it
>4# be as cold and unapproachable to your neighbors and family as possible.
>5# if people start a conversation with you ignore them or give one word replies until they fuck off
>6# if people are in your company nag and bitch and moan and complain about anything and everything, make them regret inviting you to social gatherings.
>7# never, ever, EVER under any circumstances tell a funny joke.(humor is an Arab/balkan immigrant thing, it's low class, in Germany we don't like it)
>8# avoid your neighbors and especially your family like the plague.
>9# have at least one borderline criminal sexual fetish or three.
>10# in public denounce nazis but in Secret be one.
If you don't satisfy all ten of these you likely have Turkish ancestry.