>>718326201
Back in the OG days my best friend mained a trapsin. We would duo together in PK lobbies. One time I actually had the fabled corpse explosion happen to me. All my gear dropped. Thankfully my buddy was able to scoop it all up before the randos could.

Random PK story:
>brother suggests I join a clan to get loot
>find a clan recruiter in chat
>says I have to fight him to get in
>beat him with my pally 3 out of 4 fights
>asks me what loot I have to share with the clan
>tell him none, that's why I want to join a clan
>mfw mute/squelches me

Bonus Random PK story:
>playing ice sorce inna PK lobby
>loudmouth barb wants to 1v1 me
>agree
>stand outside town spamming Blizzard
>barb tries to leap attack through blizz
>dies midair
>accuses me of haxorz only hack I have installed in maphack for Act 3
>tell him to not jump into my blizzard
>rinse and repeat 3 or more times
>keeps crying about hax
>causing enough of a commotion that rest of lobby stops their fights to watch
>all 6 of them see him leap right into my blizzard and die
>all 7 of us telling him not to do that anymore
>lobby crashes (as was tradition in 56k days)
>see him in chat bitching about my hax
>other players from lobby call him a retard
>spurgs out so hard entire chat starts clowning on him

Bonus Random PVE/PVP story:
>be me, Zealadin Chad
>doing Baal runs
>be other paladin, a hammervirgin
>hammervirgin dies to Minions
>someone loots his gold (could've been me, who cares lol)
>accuses me
>hostiles me
>stands outside Harrogoth spamming hammers and talking shit
>wait just inside gate
>charge between his hammers
>zeal to death
>do it again
>and again
>hammervirgin is losing his mind
>druid comes to watch, lol'ing at hammervirgin
>hammervirgin rage quits
>collect his ears
>join a new Baal run lobby
>he's there
>immediately starts talking shit
>warning lobby that I'm a gold thief
>start dropping his ears next to him
>drop at least 2 columns worth of ears
>ragequits lobby