Literally all the most retarded zoomers you know, who have never known any games other than Fortnite and Roblox, and have the frustration tolerance of a fart on a windy day, are now ‘discovering’ Hollow Knight for the first time.

And let’s be honest, they’re discovering the Metroidvania genre for the first time, with its focus on challenge and exploration and non-handholding.

And let’s be really honest - they’re discovering a game for the first time that doesn’t hold your little hand or pat you on the head and coddle you, one that you can’t just pay $4.95 and get an advantage at, and one that actively resists your attempts to conquer it.

Retarded faggot zoomers, this game is not for you. This is a real video game, it’s not a mindless tik tok reel you can slobber at; it’s going to challenge you and deliberately wreck you.

Please go back to your regularly scheduled mindless mumble rap collab slop and leave the real video games for adults. Thank you for your attention to this matter.