Thread 719728389

Literally all the most retarded zoomers you know, who have never known any games other than Fortnite and Roblox, and have the frustration tolerance of a fart on a windy day, are now ‘discovering’ Hollow Knight for the first time.

And let’s be honest, they’re discovering the Metroidvania genre for the first time, with its focus on challenge and exploration and non-handholding.

And let’s be really honest - they’re discovering a game for the first time that doesn’t hold your little hand or pat you on the head and coddle you, one that you can’t just pay $4.95 and get an advantage at, and one that actively resists your attempts to conquer it.

Retarded faggot zoomers, this game is not for you. This is a real video game, it’s not a mindless tik tok reel you can slobber at; it’s going to challenge you and deliberately wreck you.

Please go back to your regularly scheduled mindless mumble rap collab slop and leave the real video games for adults. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

FPBP

if only they knew that they're the retarded faggot zoomers in question

>>719728389 (OP)
is this the DISHONEST GAME DESIGN thread?

>bu-bu-bu be kind to the double digit IQ morons who stumble in, haha!
Reddit are such cucks.

>>719728389 (OP)
lmaoing at the redditor trying to act like hollow knight is an esoteric inaccessible game for the heads, when it sold 15 million copies and everyone loves it. trying to differentiate from normalfag games while being excited for one himself.

>>719728389 (OP)
Fuck off redditnigger, go back

>>719728389 (OP)
>give respectful feedback

As a cisgender white able-bodied man who has been enjoying metroidvanias since 2009, you basically said it all.

Save your disrespect to fascists.

>>719728389 (OP)
translation:
>if zoomers dont like it call them retarded faggots!

>>719728389 (OP)
>completely invalid criticism
>if people criticize something I like, they're wrong
subhuman mentality

Pointing out that bandwagon faggots are going to be wrong is standard issue. Mount & Blade 2: Bannerlord had the same issue.
>Mount & Blade was popular with it's niche
>Everyone else publicly started sucking Mount & Blade off just to be hipster bandwagoners
>Second game drops
>"It's not as good as the first, it needs more ARPG elements, the action should be faster and more interesting, like dynasty warriors"
People can argue about the quality of the second game all they want, but the number of people saying they liked the first while also saying they hated the sim elements and wanted a third-person action RPG was too fucking high.

Kind of like all of the people who declared X-Com: UFO Defense to be one of the best games of all time, then the same people falling into
>actually the UI is outdated and clunky, I just can't stand it, the game really needed modernizing, the mechanics are arcane and unfun
before lauding the Firaxis sequels as the new best thing, followed by not ever buying them which caused Firaxis to lay off the entire team and shelf the IP forever.

Bandwagoning is real. It won't do anyone any favors to pretend otherwise.

>people bought it because of the hype
>it didnt live up to their expectations
>>this is le heckin invalid!!

>>719728806
extremely deep Yu Gi Oh lore right here

>>719728389 (OP)
Nah ts is frying me senpai where tf am i supposed to go * skull emoji* *wilted rose emoji* why ts look like a fucking cartoon bruh this some 67 ass shit
>G-get the fuck out of our community! You stupid zoomers and Gen alphies aren’t welcome here! Go play Roblox!
Sybau unc *skull emoji* ts is fr some brain rot ahhhh shit I’m going back to grow a garden

>>719729542
Based zoomer retard.

>>719729182
Butterlord sucked compared to warband

>>719728539
Every thread is dishonest now anon. So yes.

>>719728389 (OP)
I was not impressed by Hollow Knight and I like indie games and metroidvanias

>>719728389 (OP)
>instead of cussing people out for not liking the game
Or what?

>>719728389 (OP)
Anon as much as /v/ might be very gay sometimes I doubt anyone here needs to be told this.

>>719728389 (OP)
I like how he implies you can "cuss people out" on reddit without getting banned.

>>719728389 (OP)
I can't stand "people" who act like this.

>>719728389 (OP)
>reddit screenshot
>reddit spacing
lmao

>>719728389 (OP)
Rare good plebbit post

>>719728389 (OP)
This post could have been good but you posted a reddit screenie AND reddit spaced.
Trash. Straight into it. Type correctly.

>>719728389 (OP)

why do you faggots always need to control everything - i know 80% of you here are reddit twinks - why can't you just let shit talking happen - why do you want a feminized pussified censored to fuck society - you aren't in fucking grade school anymore

>>719732625
>tourist buzzword

>>719728389 (OP)
>guys, I just want to emotionally prepare you for posts that disagree with your opinion
go back

>>719735764
>>719737190
Kek 2000% this
Hallmark of bitches who desire dictatorship

>>719729091
Based reddit

>>719728389 (OP)
So when some double digit retard can't press jump + down + attack, I shouldn't call him a nigger? Wow

>>719728389 (OP)
>people care if other people like something
Try not doing that

>>719728389 (OP)

Hollow Knight is an extremely overhyped game, 5/10 at best, a bloated, self-important mess with not nearly enough real content for its inflated length, and Silksong is likely to be more of the same.

>>719738821
Bloated by what pray tell?

But retarded zoomer faggots love hollow knight

>>719742909
They hate it.

>>719742909
>>719743070
I've noticed that zoomers tend to disagree with my opinions, which are pretty based and come from a place of authenticity, whereas their opinions are more faggy and are fed to them through video essays and what reddit tells them to believe.

>>719728389 (OP)
>games besides Fortnite and call of duty
People still pretend it's cool to hate these games?

I'm so fucking tired of reddit threads man, all I want is to discuss video games without the same handful of shills, contrarians, discord raiders, coomers, or trannies and polfags coming and shitting up every single thread

>>719738821
>self important.
Nigger blame the fanboys, the developers didn't make a "self important" game.

>>719743916
It is cool to hate these games

>>719742909
Zoomniggers only play gacha, roblox, fortnite, and zoomcraft.

>>719728389 (OP)
>noooooooo you need to love slow turn based JRPG games!
fuck no

The OP is both correct AND dumbass redditry at the same time.
I've never felt this feeling before.

My only "tip" to faggot retards who don't like good games is to fuck off...LOL

>>719728389 (OP)
That's fucking rich coming from HKfags whom have not played any metroidvania games before Hollow Knight

>>719728389 (OP)
>Starting the damage control before release
>Pre-emptively trying to gatekeep new players
Why can't they just be happy a new iteration of their favourite game is coming out? Isn't it nice that everyone else is also interested in it? Does it diminish these people's enjoyment if someone doesn't like it? Are they so scared they won't like it themselves?

>>719750575
I'm played Dread. Untrue

>>719747662
Zoomers don't play Minecraft

>>719728389 (OP)
>reddit screenshot

>>719728389 (OP)
Isn't hollow knight a zoomer game though? Its always millenials who shit on it and praise it's predecessors (not that I disagree with the millenials)

>>719728389 (OP)
>Literally all the most retarded zoomers you know, who have never known any games other than Fortnite and Roblox,
I don't know anybody that fits that description. Is that common on Discord or Twitter or whatever social media you use?

>>719728389 (OP)
im gonna call everyone a nigger of they dont like it

One of the worst fanbases out there for sure holy shit and I thought soulsfags were bad

>>719729312
ban maxx c

>>719728389 (OP)
>redditor acting like a "true gamer" elitist because he ... doesn't play CoD / Fortnite and has played one (1) indie game
Standards are pretty low over there, huh

>reddit screencap thread
kill yourself
especially after how you were acting last night

Wanna see OP have a fuckhuge meltdown?
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/719684952

>>719729091
Sounds like a plan to me

>>719728389 (OP)
Some people might not like a game that I like? Is he serious, there's no way this could happen right??? AAAIEEEEEE HELP ME NIGGERMAN!!!

>>719728806
confirmed ancient egyptians played hollow knight?????

>>719758196
Yes >:)

>>719754187
That's how it is with shitllennials, they call it zoomer trash on release, a few years later they fawn over it and say zoomers hate it.

ANOTHER reddit screencap thread about hollow knight, OP?
>>719748686

>>719744124
We need a containment site for the containment sites.

I vote we move all offending individuals to India and build a wall around the country.

>>719728389 (OP)
Metroid and hollow knight fags wouldn't be able to beat a rabi ribi boss.

>>719728792
Hollow Knight fans have become so cultlike, it's unreal.

>>719728389 (OP)
>with its focus on challenge and exploration and non-handholding.
>walk in a straight line until you can't go any farther
>then proceed either up or down
Is this giving these kids a collective aneurysm?

>>719728389 (OP)
>game isn't even out
>already preparing to god defend it from people who don't like it

>expedition 33
>invalid criticisms
uhhhh that game has so many things to criticize

is op being ironic

>>719728389 (OP)
This was proven to be untrue with BG3 succeeding. We heard for a decade that turn based was dead only for every fucking normalfag to go buy the bear sex game and ended up enjoying it.

hollow knight is reddit confirmed. australians are faggots.

Stay strong, sisters

>>719744124
Don't throw us under the bus, in fact I've seen more fags being up "fascism" and "dictators" in this thread than /pol/ posting, so some of you need to get a grip and stop looking for ghosts under your bed.
I enjoyed hollow night with a 98% playthrough, and occasionally browse /pol/, oh the humanity!

>>719763409
I mean...
Most of them got to the Goblin Camp (an area you can very easily get to in one sitting) and stopped playing it around there.

>>719728389 (OP)
This was written by a bot.

>incoming wave of players who decided for due to pure hype to buy a sequel to a well known indie game but somehow have no idea what hollow knight is
>said well known indie game that is a obvious metroidvania that's is known for it's difficulty and challenge, inspired by dark souls
>has gone on sale for dirt cheap tons of times, been available since 2017, has shittons of videos about it online and it's often recommended to anyone who is interested in a challenging metroidvania/platformer game to play

what kind of person is that
like I'm not even that into hollow knight but I honestly can't imagine picking up a sequel a lot of people been looking forward to and not even know what fucking genre of game it is and have the audacity to complain about it

>>719728489
>>719728389 (OP)
retarded nigger zoomers can't handle criticism, hollow night is DOGSHIT

>>719728389 (OP)
hypefags are the worst
these are the "people" who had their kid's genetalia chopped-off because the media told them to do it
these are the "people" who will face their kids' suicide in the very near future when theyre old enough to realise their genitals were mutilated because apparently they consented to it when they were 5 years old

>Retarded faggot zoomers, this game is not for you.
>literal peak zoomercore
Get a load of this retard.