It was an average day in /jc/. STACYGODORT's unparalled scholars were inventing new memes, angering subhumans and influencing the entire site, as usual. Suddenly, a foul, unfathomably putrid stench permeated the halls. A TacomunchingTardhanmoeRAT and its Taco Troop had begun to invade, relentlessly spamming m*eshit and falseflagging to seemingly no end. The entire thread's quality was being brought the FUCK down by these immeasurably pathetic outcast rodents.
But then...
"ENOUGH.", a STACYGODDESSLADYORTKUscholar thundered, with her deep, bassy contralto voice.
The parasitic mice's beady little eyes widened. A STACYARKchad warden was about to fuck their moeshitting asses up! Naturally, they all shat their diapers in unison.
"N-Not f-f-funny...", a Brownhanrat murmured, as it dug through it moeshit folder to find more falseflagging material.
And then, the intimidating GIGAGODDESSLADYrenSCHOLARCHAD approached the rodent pack, with each of her mighty steps quaking the halls.
The TYPEgreenscholar extended her muscular, porcelain-colored tetancle, expanded her MASSIVE claw, and grabbed the SHIThanrodent by its pathetic neck, and in and instant, snapped it in twain.
"AIIIIIIIIIIEEEE!!" squealed the remaining vermin. "G-GOHANGOHANGOHAN" the parrots squawked.
The Jobhanrats tried to escape, vacate, abscond, vamoose, run away, bolt, make way.
They tried to FLEE, but it was no use. Justice was about to be rained upon them.
With his light-surpassing speed and ORT-like strength, the ORTORTORTORTstacy completely, totally and utterly TROUNCED those moehanshitters into oblivion.
The remaining Spickhanhermanos fled back to their catalog, into the myriad of p*doshit threads to fap their embarrassment away.
The common rabble who bore witness to this event fell to their knees, once again reminded of their place in these halls.
ORT won.
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