>>82838224
>Read the bible
Rookie mistake. The bible is dumb gibberish and poorly written Hebrew history. The King James version was written in the 17th century so it's full of a 400 year old dialect no one speaks anymore.

>Hark ye knobbery, forsooth I doth am thy lord and verily we trod leeward yon cubits upon thine brow.
It's awful to read and borderline nonsensical to a modern English speaker. I keep expecting Jesus to profess his love to Juliet.

For a really fun time read one of those Easy-English bibles they made in the last 30 years that translates it into modern American English. It makes a stupid experience downright hilarious. There's a reason no one was allowed to translate the bible out of Latin for 1100 years under penalty of death. It's total incoherent nonsense and rules someone made up 2400 years ago.

Sitting and reading the bible is typically followed by throwing the bible into the trash.