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>Be "Sir" Kirk
>Finally lead to our reward
>A massive room with food, gold, ale and a dungeon flooded nearby with the sounds of bound whores
>Succubi all over
>Stannis is dragged in and Baleon uses true resurrection to bring him back
>My half brother, the half giant he is stands up clearly confused but happy to see me
"Stannis, welcome back to the world of the living and just in time for the party"
>He gives a wide dopey smile
>I then head over to one of the kegs and fill a very large tanker to give a speech
"COYOTES! We've travelled far and fought hard! Now let's party theres plenty of food, ale and women to partake in as we see fit! Let's leave these whores with several bastards to remember us by!"
>Start to chug my ale
>Down the whole tanker in my hand
>My men roar out in glee as they begin the debauchery
>I take a swig of the provided healing aphrodisiac, mostly just to reverse the pain of being kicked there by the merc captain
>I look over to one of the tables
>An invite for me to visit the lady of the castle at my convenience
>Well can't say no to that
>But first that succubus who seemed to lead the others that brought us here
>I go on over
"Have as much fun as you want. You girls won't be unsatisfied"
>I give her a slap on the arse and head down to the dungeon
>Absolutely ripe in here with pheromones
>Notice one in particular
>Is that?
>An Elven Princess
>What a find, shes desperate to
>Well who am I to refuse
>Force myself on her
>Can hear some of the lads upstairs having some fun with the succubi or having drinks and food