Yep, it’s confirmed: FFXIV is head of the Based & Redpilled Movement. Play FFXIV, get redpilled. We have all the best redpills. All the best alpha gigachads. Am I right my fellow based redpillere?

IT’S FINALLY OVER

Hey bud, I get it, I really do. You want FFXIV to be about video games, right? You miss the old days when FFXIV was a “WoW killer”? Me too. But guess what pal. Those days are over. FFXIV is now the coom ‘n goon social sim. It’s not even a game, you just log in and tab out to play other games. You’ve been watching this thread for a while, right? So you know where FFXIV is headed.

If I were you, I’d cut my losses and transfer to a different MMO. You might need to get approval from your manager, but if you want things to be videogamey, FFXIV isn’t the best solution. I mean, it’s fucking FFXIV. What did you expect when you applied?

Look, Barry. I get you, I do. But we don’t play FFXIV because of Yoshi-P. We play despite him. We believe that the true FFXIV is with plugins while plapping or watching movies with our eepy frens in the ‘cord. And we believe that, if you don’t like that, you should just play Albion. Yep, that’s right: if you like Yoshi-P’s vision for the game, you should play an entirely different MMO. Otherwise, you raped some dude’s kids.

Why does Square Enix waste so much time making gear that no one uses anyway since everyone mods?