when is your suicide pod appointment

Imagine these yellow vested cross guards coming to your house. They'd probably say something about not having an Englishman mocking loicense. They're small and fat, something you'd discover under a log as a child. Fat and grubby. You won't know if it's a troon or a dyke but it will respond with "innit" regardless. You'll notice the Masonic imagery on their hats.