>tfw I went to a star trek convention as a teenager
>I met neelix
>his eyes lit up at the sight of me and we had a long chat
>he invited me round back to see some props
>end up in the car park in his camper van
>he is in the bedroom for some time
>he came out in costume with hastily done, messy make up
>"look out here comes neelix" he said while performing a roll in the tight confines of the camper van and half doing it while hitting his back and swearing
>"I have a can of pepsi somewhere"
>he handed me a can of warm pepsi already open and told me to drink up
>as I began to drink I felt dizzy and he told me I should lay down
>I came in and out of consciousness
>as I awoke I could hear sounds
>neelix was on top of me, raping me
>"now we're cooking" he kept repeating
>meanwhile I could see smoke in the corner
>the actress who played Kes was smoking meth
>he kicked me out of his van when he was done and gave me a comm badge which I thought was a proper Voyager prop but it said made in china on the back
>then he drove off