And I am UGLY AS FUCK

keep in mind I fucked so many women that it almost sounds like it's a lie

But it's not a lie

AND I AM UGLY AS SHIT
AND I'M ALSO A COMPLETE FUCKING LOSER

But if I feel like having an orgasm
It's a lot like tickling myself
You can't tickle yourself
It doesn't tickle

somehow I don't feel horny when I'm playing with my penis

I feel horny when I have a woman playing with my penis

>>939365942

pissed off?. . lol

You must be new here...
hahaha
You actually think I'm pissed off? LOL

I DO THIS TO EVERYBODY, DUMB ASS
I've been doing this since before they called the internet 'the internet'

lol @ how STUPID you are

>>939043352

I love that article!!..
I love talking about it

I think it's one of my favorite stories ever

BECAUSE IT WAS THROWN OUT OF COURT

but even better yet, I befriended the judge and he commissioned me to paint a portrait for him and it's hanging in his judges chambers as we speak.

And as if that wasn't already cool enough, TWO of his friends from the solicitor's office also paid me to illustrate some stuff for them

yep....
Good luck trying to embarrass me with one of my favorite triumphs