>>64222901
I got a retard strength tard and a wheelchair tard to fight over a toy during a fire drill in high school. Shit was glorious. They ended up tipping over the super-hover-round chair and biting the shit out of each other on the floor. The wheelchair tard got a full chomp into the soft back side of the big tards leg and almost bit through. I can still remember the screams.
Totally worth the week suspension