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Unfortunately Nintendo just updated one of their patents for game overs to apply to real life, and you can no longer enter a "non-playable state" without Nintendo's permission.
Now my soul has been forced into debt slavery by the courts for my patent infringement. Worse yet, I can't pay it off because every time I try to pay off part of my debt I infringe upon Nintendo's "debt paying" patent (Animal Crossing), causing further fines to be levied upon me as my debt balloons infinitely.