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>be me
>reading The Faerie Queene
>this one stanza describing young ladies bathing in a spring or whatever
>read the phrase "lilly paps"
>literally the hottest two words I've ever read
>instant trigger phrase for both my brain and my dick
>imagine a porcelain skin nubile with her little budding breasts and puffy nipples
>hnnnng
>literally can't help myself; whip my dick out and start masturbating right then and there, muttering "th-thy paps -- they buddeth like lilies" over and over again
>everyone on the train looks at me funny