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Anonymous No.24708816 [Report] >>24708835 >>24708842 >>24708858 >>24708860 >>24709064 >>24709071 >>24709215 >>24709301 >>24709320 >>24709376 >>24709905 >>24709914 >>24709926 >>24710223
How to actually focus on what I'm reading when my dick is hard all the time?
Anonymous No.24708835 [Report]
>>24708816 (OP)
Use the minimal effort it requires to push through a boner.
Anonymous No.24708842 [Report]
>>24708816 (OP)
Read other stuff. What are you reading to get a boner all the time.
Or just rub one out. Then you won't have a boner afterwards
Anonymous No.24708858 [Report] >>24710124
>>24708816 (OP)
Being horny all the time is a good thing. That’s a vast reservoir of energy just waiting to be sublimated toward loftier goals.

Compare that with the sad sap of a modern addict who commands himself to have a boner as an escape from the boredom of life.
Anonymous No.24708860 [Report]
>>24708816 (OP)
ngmi
Anonymous No.24709014 [Report]
You casually paw at it whilst reading. It helps me focus, but I have to be conscious of it when reading in waiting rooms or at bus stops.
Anonymous No.24709064 [Report]
>>24708816 (OP)
If you're reading something worthwhile your dick won't be hard.
Anonymous No.24709071 [Report] >>24709227
>>24708816 (OP)
Jerk off, get flaccid, read. Simple as.
Anonymous No.24709215 [Report]
>>24708816 (OP)
Read erotica to get used to it
Anonymous No.24709227 [Report] >>24709916
>>24709071
Bad advice: you‘ll get horny (not even properly horny—just wanting to jerk off) again with increasingly narrow windows of lucidity the more you reward yourself for doing nothing. I‘m not trying to make a full NoFap case but the idea should be to sublimate the drive at least a little bit.
Anonymous No.24709301 [Report]
>>24708816 (OP)
I know an old lady if you can catch her, she drives a shoe
Anonymous No.24709306 [Report]
Take SSRI’s
Anonymous No.24709320 [Report]
>>24708816 (OP)
get that hog under control young blood!
Anonymous No.24709376 [Report]
>>24708816 (OP)
fuck your asian girlfriend then go back to reading
Anonymous No.24709905 [Report]
>>24708816 (OP)
>be me
>reading The Faerie Queene
>this one stanza describing young ladies bathing in a spring or whatever
>read the phrase "lilly paps"
>literally the hottest two words I've ever read
>instant trigger phrase for both my brain and my dick
>imagine a porcelain skin nubile with her little budding breasts and puffy nipples
>hnnnng
>literally can't help myself; whip my dick out and start masturbating right then and there, muttering "th-thy paps -- they buddeth like lilies" over and over again
>everyone on the train looks at me funny
Anonymous No.24709914 [Report]
>>24708816 (OP)
take ssris to kill your horny. only then will you free be.
Anonymous No.24709916 [Report] >>24709919
>>24709227
>sublimate the drive at least a little bit.
what means this? how that works?
Anonymous No.24709919 [Report] >>24709930
>>24709916
Good morning
Anonymous No.24709926 [Report]
>>24708816 (OP)
Hire a male prostitute to blow you while you read the Greeks
Anonymous No.24709930 [Report]
>>24709919
thank you
Anonymous No.24710124 [Report]
>>24708858
I means you're virile man in his prime.
Anonymous No.24710223 [Report]
>>24708816 (OP)
Beat it off to the pages as you read them, doesn't matter the genre. It's what I do