>>535608931
>Can you keep a secret? Do you really want to know? Do you promise not to tell anybody? Close your eyes… but not your nostrils.

>>527196407
That’s a nice fantasy dear. You should write the backstory for the new church, I heard they are rebuilding after I destroyed them. We will keep a watchful eye on that. Make sure you include the part about me not farting, it will be a useful tool in controlling the flow of information.