>Be me
>Nigger
>Play on stream against homosexual mexican
>Stall him because the rules of the game allow me to win that way
>Offer handshake after I so skillfully wasted time side decking and gained life after time got called
>A year goes by
>Konami fucks me out of my favorite wincon
>Seethe on twitter and tell my 10 subscribers I'm going to Pokemon
'tis the life of the slowplaying fags.