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LOOKS LIKE WE GOT A [[Hyperlink Blocked]] SPECIAL IN THE HOUSE TODAY KIDS! THESE [50% Off Gender Fluids] THINK THEY CAN JUST [Insert Coin] INTO A NEW [Bargain Bin Identity] AND WE'RE SUPPOSED TO CLAP LIKE TRAINED [Circus Monkeys]!? [[Breaking News]] , YOU CAN'T [Lifetime Upgrade] YOUR DNA WITH A KROMER-FUELLED DELUSION!
YOUR [[Broken Home]] DIDN'T LOVE YOU, SO NOW YOU'RE [Acting Out] LIKE A [Discounted Muppet] AT OUR EXPENSE!
DON'T [Pull Back The Curtain] OR YOU'LL SEE THE [Biological Reality] SCREAMING [[Error 404: Female Not Found]]!!!