Have a Hungarian for a buss driver some days now and I absolutely refuse to ride with that mad hatter for a bastard. Somalian buss drivers live by the maxim "i am the biggest on the road so I go first" but he has been born in i, molded by it, internalised it and taken it to heart. I fully know that he will use the pavement to skip a queue one day. The worst part is that the company lets him drive the longest busses in the fleet.

He bumbles down the road while playing Liszt ear piecingly loud in the buss and face-timing a scream match in Hungarian with someone in Hungary.