Thread 213796470

All praise the nhs edition.
Waiting lists are next to godliness

>>213796470 (OP)
>we thank you for all the funeral business you send our way

>At Danescourt cemetery in Tettenhall, Wolverhampton, it will cost families £2,700 if they need to buy a 6ft wide plot, a 20% increase on the cost of a standard 5ft grave.

>A spokesperson for the City of Wolverhampton Council said it was responding to an increase in demand for larger graves, with obesity rates of 33.3% in the city compared to a national average of 25.9%, according to a 2021 survey, external.

Rorke will NOT like this.
Female excellence.

this is the thread

>>213796532
mmhmm katie

>>213796525
why don’t they find graves back in africa? why must they be buried on foreign soil

>>213796525
>having to pay more for a bigger area is discrimination
just like having to pay more for a bigger pizza is discrimination

>>213796590
i dont think they have critical thinking skills like this.

>>213796605
well they are black tbf

>>213796525
Do fatties pay more for cremation? Might need more gas unless the fat ignites and actually speeds up the process and saves gas

fabricating window bars for the asylum seekers so they dont escape from that place down souf

downloading cyberpunk 2077

downloading your dad's spunk

fry nigger corpses in their own juices

steam downloads are atrocious
takes like 30 minutes that should take 5

>>213796679
Finally got into it myself - third attempt, combat is decent enough for an RPG, but unfortunately is trivially easy. Also find the characters rather sterile, theres no option to be evil, and the dialogue is very... nerds trying to be convincing normies/criminals. I only found Johnny Silverhand convincing
World building is top notch though.

People complain about 9am meetings, but 1pm meetings are far far worse. You're forced to take an early lunch whether you like it or not, and it means your afternoon drags on for ages.

Have a Hungarian for a buss driver some days now and I absolutely refuse to ride with that mad hatter for a bastard. Somalian buss drivers live by the maxim "i am the biggest on the road so I go first" but he has been born in i, molded by it, internalised it and taken it to heart. I fully know that he will use the pavement to skip a queue one day. The worst part is that the company lets him drive the longest busses in the fleet.

He bumbles down the road while playing Liszt ear piecingly loud in the buss and face-timing a scream match in Hungarian with someone in Hungary.

>>213796772
toil that requires meetings, at all, sounds awful

Chow Mein.
Sweet and Sour Pork.
King Prawns in Black Bean Sauce.
Crispy Duck Pancakes.
Chinese Kung Pao Chicken.

BOSH!

can't wait to cook my food
going to use my new knife
i could also use my new pan but by old pan is probably better suited to the task

>>213796780
>playing Liszt ear piecingly loud in the buss and face-timing a scream match in Hungarian
kino

>>213796772
If you start at 7 and finish at 3, they're pretty good because by the time you're done with the call you can't realistically be expected to be useful for the rest of your shift.

Might sneak out of my migrant hotel and get up to some FICKI FICKI (rape)

>>213796796
DUCK?
...PANCAKES??

LIV
ERP
OOL

>>213796796
never had black bean sauce because it sounds like it might have beans in it

>>213796856
and it's black

>>213796772
Actually agree and I despise mornings

So are we using this thread then?

>>213796816
>If you start at 7 and finish at 3
is that cos you work for clients in anoyher timezone

>>213796892
that'll teach you to spam pics of brian eno

>>213796925
Wrong yank.

>>213796772
I think 10am meetings are probably my least favourite cos I get merting paralysis before they start and then when they finish it's basically lunch so I lose the productivity of whole morning

booze being delivered today
hopefully latte morning or early afternoon and not late afternoon or early evening

it's the humidity

>>213796567
kinda shit old people don't get up from

janny will be home soon
:)

>>213796780
I am a Hungarian citizen, and this post upsets me.

>>213796953
Why can’t you get your own booze you lazy cunt

or maybe i could play some phoenix wright ace attourney

>>213796962
Seething Enofag

>>213796974
because i don't want to carry it home

>>213796925
I only posted the op, you're the ones who decided to spam it

eno one was early anyway

They didn’t tell you?

business idea: air purifryer
name speaks for itself

Brian Keno hahaha. this would do numbers on /mu/

>>213796978
you really are bizarre
and not in a good way

>>213796532
lot of people named katie duke working at that place

Interesting that impoverished Northern Ireland outperforms the UK average in A level results

more like brian enough of that nonsense

declined to buy bread this morning and now i'm regretting it because i want a big cheese sandwich

oo baby do you know what that's worth
White english should be jailed from birth

still laughing at that kiwi bloke who immigrated to london and insinuated i was seething because I didn't 'get to' immigrate to engerland. omdz

>>213796995
no it wasn't you smelly little troll
we'll always be better than you and you know it, that's why you fuss so much

>>213796910
No it's common here to have the option to choose your starting time between 7-9. Fantastic in the winter to finish when it's still light outside.
I do work with people in other time zones but starting at 7 actually gives us less time to communicate.

>>213797043
*emigrate

>>213797044
actually foaming at the mouth aren't you lol

>>213797048
wtf

>>213797043
*still seething

>>213797051
you're alright but i wouldn't go as far as "great"

you spend your days trolling people on 4chan

>>213797051
looked up the definitions and dont really understand so I'm gonna stick to immigrate x

>>213797070
>>213797059
>>213797051

limmy on ableton again
sick of it

>>213796470 (OP)
Liberalism is secular Christianity

Absent mindedly fiddling with me willy whilst on the phone to clients

>>213796772
what kind of sadistic clueless mong arranges a 1pm meeting. isnt that an unwritten rule? no 9am meeting. no lunch time meetings. no 4pm meetings.

>>213797070
oh how I wish I could get my face scanned and be subjected to the dreaded melting pot

>>213797094
what would you rather he does

>>213797099
hs?

>>213797094
I wonder when he will mill himself

>>213796772
Lunch time is 12:30

Late lunches are runty

>>213796971
Bazmeg kurva

cleaned the bathroom as plumberg is coming to assess a leak that occurs when the shower is on

water leaking out through the paint in the ceiling below, not good

>>213797105
are you implying that new zealand isn't a melting pot

>>213797089
not sure why you sent this to me and im not gonna watch it. not a fan of webms unless its funny animals being silly or cute

>>213797120
google reviews
trucking
bullying chat over a grammar mistake
reminiscing

>>213797120
probably something like this I imagine

>>213797137
That'll be your shower baseboard, you'll need a resetting and new grouting on the shim joists

>>213797138
yeah, little asian fella runs my local bakery but other than that fuck all immigrants in my town really. oh little turbin fella runs the bottleo

used to go on dinner at 3pm when i was an officefag. Nobody about, hide away from the final rush of work before the end of the day, and came back to my desk with only an hour before home time. was 4x lush

I would love to put my face between Emma Watson’s butt cheeks.

>>213797124
we've been wondering the same thing about you

sick of it all

>>213797099
Wonder what commiemong's next phase will be
I'm thinking paradoxical transgenderism and radical feminism

>>213797166
dunno what any of that means

frankly it's a job for landlordovitz to sort

>>213797193
Radical centrist

>>213797166
er while you're here mate i've got some little tortoise fellas need stomping if you don't mind

>>213797177
what a fascinating life you lead

>>213797149
Here's a beautiful bird with a tail

>>213797193
Nah I'm NS

>>213797186
I don’t think about you at all

>>213797167
yeah no immigrant problems whatsoever haha, hmm wait I feel like I'm forgetting something... a bunch of stuck up people whose skin is the color of corpses invading and kicking people off their land maybe, idk...

rewatched dune 2
it's kinda slop desu
pretty shallow
things just happen -- and when you stop to think "wait, what?" every two minutes instead of just swallowing scene after scene you realise it doesn't make much sense

I like Brian Eno

>>213797211
You're an angry dyke in an ugly man's body

>>213797209
cool it with the sarcasm. you're a guest in here.

>>213797211
Not Shagging?

>>213797246
howling

>>213797210
not interested in your webms, i dont open webms unless I see an animal

brian emo

just realized why these hours on /brit/ are always so horrible... it's the deeply frustrated and bitter boring fellas who work in offices posting while the creative interesting types who are up all night have gone to bed

>Starmer is Ukraine's staunchest ally in Europe!
so Brits will be first to the frontline in the war with Russia is it? excellent

>Anonymous - The Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion
>Aurelius, Marcus - Meditations
>Burke, Edmund - Reflections on the Revolution in France
>Carlyle, Thomas - On Heroes, Hero-Worship, and the Heroic in History
>Codreanu, Corneliu Zelea - For My Legionaries
>Davis, Jefferson - The Rise and Fall of the Confederate Government
>de Benoist, Alain - Manifesto for a European Renaissance
>Devi, Savitri - The Lightning and the Sun
>Evola, Julius - Revolt Against the Modern World
>Faye, Guillaume - Why We Fight
>Filmer, Robert - Patriarcha
>Ford, Henry - The International Jew
>Grant, Madison - The Passing of the Great Race
>Guenon, Rene - The Reign of Quantity and the Signs of the Times
>Heidegger, Martin - Being and Time
>Herrnstein, Richard J and Murray, Charles - The Bell Curve
>HITLER, ADOLF - MEIN KAMPF
>Hobbes, Thomas - Leviathan
>Junger, Ernst - Storm of Steel
>Kaczynski, Ted - Industrial Society and its Future
>Luther, Martin - The Jews and their Lies
>MacDonald, Kevin B. - The Culture of Critique
>Machiavelli, Niccolo - The Prince
>Mosley, Oswald - The Alternative
>Nietzsche, Friedrich - Beyond Good and Evil
>Pierce, William Luther - The Turner Diaries and Who We Are
>Plato - The Republic
>Pound, Ezra - The Cantos
>Raido - A Handbook of Traditional Living
>Raspail, Jean - The Camp of the Saints
>Redbeard, Ragnar - Might is Right
>Riis-Knudsen, Povl Heinrich - National Socialism: The Biological World View
>Rockwell, George Lincoln - This Time the World
>Rosenberg, Alfred - The Myth of the 20th Century
>Schmitt, Carl - Political Theology
>Sorel, Georges - Reflections on Violence
>Spengler, Oswald - The Decline of the West
>Strasser, Otto - Germany Tomorrow
>Taylor, Jared - White Identity
>Tilak, Bal Gangadhar - The Arctic Home in the Vedas
>Tort, César - The Fair Race's Darkest Hour
>Tzu, Sun - The Art of War
>Venner, Dominique - The Shock of History
>von Clausewitz, Carl - On War
>Yockey, Francis Parker - Imperium

Get them read.

>>213797220
idk what you are saying here. corpses have many colours, are you saying green? yellow? black?

>>213797234
Hope they get up to where their son turns into a sandworm

>>213797234
nah it was dece

what's the point of a levels if 1/3 are getting the top grades lol
should be half that. pointless distinction

>>213797253
And the first frame is black so it looks like a fake out

>>213797149
>Oh that's right, Private Pyle, don't make any fucking effort to get to the top of the fucking obstacle. If God would have wanted you up there he would have miracled your ass up there by now, wouldn't he?
>What the hell is the matter with you anyway? I'll bet you if there was some pussy up there on top of that obstacle you could get up there, couldn't you?
>Your ass looks like about 150 pounds of chewed bubble gum, Pyle. You know that?
>Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit! Get the fuck off of my obstacle! Get the fuck down off of my obstacle! NOW! MOVE IT! Or I’m going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you, Pvt. Pyle, EVEN IF IT SHORT-DICKS EVERY CANNIBAL ON THE CONGO!

>>213797263
Literally nobody wants to fight for YOOKAY Ltd.

>>213797263
Of course he is. Despise every twat who voted this cunt in

>>213797285
um children are simply becoming more intelligent rorke

>>213797261
Kek mate with the retarded time zone, it is almost lunch

>>213797261
only horrible for you because you're getting utterly done for your mongy posts

The footie is back. You can put your toys back in the pram. Also they’re kneeling again!

>>213797301
How about YOOKRAYN Ltd.

A "get-girl" refers to a woman who uses social networking and other means to communicate intimately with men and then asks them for money after having gained their favours.

>>213797275
idk i just hope we can finally decolonize america and australia and new zealand and canada and give it back to the natives and send white people back to the country they have the most ancestry of

>>213797261
All the wagies are sheeple leftypols

>>213797299
how he gonna get down that there ladder?

>>213797316
it's ten in the morning
the interesting people are in bed

are footballers actually still kneeling

Tell me what game you're currently playing so I can judge you

>>213797277
chuckling at the prospect of them doing that in a Serious Way

>>213797317
nah sometimes I come in at this time to see what's happening and it's always shit
always the same bitter boring saddos

>>213797336
>idk
Should have stopped there

Cole Palmer. One of my favourite retards

>>213797363
FF7 on PS1. Just got to Cosmo Canyon

>>213797336
seems a bit late for that. best out come is treating indigenous with more rights and respect, can't expect their nations to prosper if there is a white flight, it would be cruel in reality and the countries would decend into poverty without time or funding to rebuild infastructure. the world is fucked anyway lad we are all gonna be dead in a few generations

>>213797335
I like to engage with these just to say no

>I'll eat these strawberries then ... since they are going bad .... cos no one is eating them ......
why is mumberg guilt tripping on behalf of fruit? I swear to fucking god man

>>213797089
she's objectively wrong but quite good at phrasing

>>213797401
Eat the fucking fruit rorke

Can't read me. Far far too emotional. Will cry to literally anything.

>>213797428
My nan just died

carol the buxom bbc weather milf is looking thin and aged these days ...F

>>213797384
Not judging you

>>213797428
my nan is alive and well

Cannot understand why foraging isn't more popular. Was in the park the other day and there were punnets of raspberries just sad there, ready for the taking, and not a single one had been picked.

>>213797394
I'm not afraid to dream. If there's justice in the world the Maori will taste anglo flesh again.

>>213797452
and with only a hint of dog piss!

>>213797452
you checked for worms?

>>213797436
:(

>>213797451
:)

>>213797454
Maori were mainly ok with sharing the land and allowing anglos to be here, the wars mainly took place over disputed lands with underhand land sales caused by both sides.

>>213797452
I see people picking berries almost every time I walk the dog

>>213797452
Raspberries? Seems unlikely, you sure they weren't brambles?
>>213797471
Not much worse than romanian fruitpicker piss

>>213797470
ok whats with the weird cryptic posts?

Rorke stood in the bushes at the local park angrily gesturing to a couple of Raspberries on a bush

>bbc suddenly reports on Sudan civil war
what are they playing at? don't they know 10 children in Gaza died this year?

>>213797471
they were at waist height, ain't no dog is pissing that high

>>213797475
No, but they tasted fine

>>213797490
Looked up brambles and I believe you are right

Why is every post now rorke this rorke that. We used to have a mix of letypol and rorke.

hello /brit/, or as i like to call it, /shit/

>>213797488
>both sides
really not beating the allegations

rorke typing “letypol”

Interesting developments…

letbypol

>>213797502
enjoying this, funny cat.. much love and big ups the cats

will you search the loamy earth for me
climb through the brier and bramble?
I′ll be your treasure

>>213797517
janny's going to tan your hide

>>213797516
idk what you mean but im fairy educated on nz history if you wanna shut up and learn something from a person who is actually informed

letmepol

them jewish cats jumpin off the porch

>>213797526
the japanese word for pen is ペン which is pronounced "pen"

>>213797437
Need her to tell me off

Why should benefit scroungers get to live for free? Shoot them all

how i feel when im drunk

wonder why he posted that

>>213797634
alcohol is the most low iq drug there is

>>213797644
why who posted what mate
we're not mind readers

>>213797664
use your brain you dope

As I said in the Eno thread, I’d love to stick my finger in Emma Watson’s butthole and lick the poo of my finger.

>>213797658
I dont see that much benefit in having a high IQ, I'm more of a feeler than a thinker

>>213797658
inshallah islam will finally get rid of that poison theyve been addicted to for millenia.

>>213797675
use my brain to read your mind?
put your social carer on i want to talk to her

Mental how hard the nwo, imf and 1 world gov won.

i used to believe in the illuminati

>>213797634
that's how I feel when I'm in the bath

REST IN PEACE TO ALL THE SOLDIERS THAT DIED IN THE SERVICE

>>213797625
nice booba

my dad is a carnivore who listens to american political grifter shit and calls himself a 'stoic' while im a vegan and dont like america and call myself an 'absurdist'

Lots of young successful and very attractive foreign masters students from rich families working at my minimum wage job at the moment and it's making me very depressed lads.

>>213797745
what's america ever done to you?

>>213797721
they don't need you to believe in them

>>213797745
you sound bent

still no sign of this plumber. For all they know I could be under 6ft of water by now. I'm not obviously, since the shower is off, but I could be.

Bursting for a poo as well but I don't want to ruin my clean toilet bowl and fill the room with poo gas so I'm holding it in.

>>213797739
my great grandad drove a tank

>>213797739
rest in pieces more like

>>213797766
errr

why are they talking about peepee eye on the business news

Wonder if the novelty of boobs and arses will ever wear off

>>213797263
Queer starmer

>Man picked up baby seagull and bludgeoned it against bin
Why are there so many runts in this country?

>>213797745
stoicism is really gay

someone get on the phone to dave mitchell and tell him to hurry the fuck up with ludwig s2

>>213797805
nah

>>213797739
I DIVE IN HER CERVIX

>>213797760
you'd be surprised how often I think about this webm while working out

>>213797766
Middle definitely shoving that in the back door

paging mr goldberg i think we found the sitcom of the decade

Kill everyone on benefits

the small boat cronem are activating their accounts xx

Captain Tom Ceramic Bong Pipe

>>213797634
poo seal w/o the poo

>>213797816
agree

>>213797854
Incels are good people

Final Fantasy 7? It’s ok. It no Mary-Kate and Ashley Magical Mystery Mall however.

captain tom limited edition sex arse (brown self-lubricant included)

>>213797770
in all the right ways babe x
>>213797758
not racist just dont like em

we live in hell

>>213797848
it was motivation for me to lose weight too. still no gf tho

you now remember rorke petulantly crowding the streets with the express purpose of killing grannies cause the government told him to stay inside for a couple weeks (he normally doesn't leave his dingy bedroom for months)

There’s still 6 more weeks of summer.

>>213797987
too right mate
spending 3 of them on me holibobs right now x

>>213798037
Can see your bollocks

um

>>213798030
incel post

little cock and balls resting in the water. nothing wrong with that

>>213798037
The clock in your image shows a different time

>>213798030
>I love shy guys
makes me laugh every time

>>213798046
>>213798080
that was my thumb
>>213798089
its broken

>>213798030
i think women just want men with power
a muscly guy has more power than a weedy/fat guy
but a rich guy has more power than a poor muscly guy
most women say they hate trump but if he was in the room with them they'd let him grab them by the pussy

>>213798175
is that what you think

was singing I wanna be loved by you into daddy's ear and then he said I had a nice voice but it made me roll my eyes reflexively

Sir SPH

What has been your experience in getting your girl to start going along with your foot fetish? Pretty early on I just started sniffing and licking my girl's feet and she was a bit surprised surprised at first but she came to like it rather quickly.

>>213798192
Just start suckin

>>213798183
do you have a counter-argument?

partick thistle boing boing

>>213798187
you are a male

they got it all blocked off

>>213798175
they instinctively want protection
whether that comes from wealth or self defense skills or a high level of general awareness and quick reflexes
it's just nature

The latest batch of Small Boat Cronem attend the welcoming ceremony at The Gherkin, where they receive their Gold Cards. 13th August 2025.

>>213798214
why did you dodge the question
bit suspicious

>>213797606
Reckon both sides think they won this

>>213798175
no because trump doesn't give the impression that he's concerned caring and protective

>>213798192
>surprised surprised

>>213798220
>or a high level of general awareness and quick reflexes
ah yes women love that

In Peep Show Mark thinks that breaking Dobby's Microwave door will allow him to gauge the likelihood of her moving into his flat. He thinks that if she buys a new Microwave it means she won't be moving into his flat, since he already has a Microwave. What actually happens is far worse. She uses the broken Microwave without the door closed and exposes herself to harmful rays. This shows how much she hates Mark. She would rather expose herself to harmful rays than live with him.

Look at this fat retard

>>213798233
yeah
most guys don't frequently watch gross weird porn
definitely not

>>213798237
okay i'll answer the question
yes i think the thing that i said i think
any other stupid questions?

>>213798255
know many women do you?

dont get bonjela cause youre meant to not eat it but hows that possible

>>213798264
Dont group us in with you

>>213798243
yeah women hate bastards
right turn off innit

>>213798278
what's for lunch?

>>213798218
you are confused

>>213798262
shouldn't these things have some mechanism to stop them turning on if there's a way for the microwaves to escape?

>>213798220
That explains why they want drug dealers and criminals.

>>213798264
your posts are cute and nice, you're too good for this thread.

>>213798310
do all the women you know want that?

>>213798264
if by weird and gross you mean oriental ladies having sex with a fat man in a balaclava then i'm guilty as charged

>>213798305
you know there's a toll to pay for these claims

i saw those balls

water looked a bit yellow in some spots

>>213798243
Clueless

>>213798290
Fucking loved this set me

plumber been, pipes all OK but he has requested joinerstein come out to fix the problem: that the bath is too far away from the wall so there is effectively no seal and the water is just running down the wall to the beyond below

now waiting on the joiner

>>213798335
>10cm and thin

>>213798290
>>213798335
Who's that

>>213798317
sometimes there are fun people and funny posts so sometimes I stick around and wait for them

Reckon astronauts shag eachother up there

>>213798324
Never claimed they did. You claimed they all want protection. I simply found a fault with that argument. Unless youre telling me a lot of women arent attracted to criminal types?

>>213798309
In the show Dobby tricks the Microwave. This makes sense canonically since she's a notoriously highly technical.

>>213798358
That's Belle Delphine
She did a set with implied rape years ago
Was fit

>>213798345
it'll be a plasterer next
then you'll need new tiles
4 grand

Playing some old school runescape

>>213796470 (OP)
>>213796470 (OP)
>>213796470 (OP)

>>213798411
haven't played in years because I know I'll fall into addiction all over again if I do. massive waste of time.

>>213798317
>>213798360
You should both leave and never come back

>>213798373
I think a particular type of woman is
but I don't think it's as common as you think it is
unless you're surrounded by certain types of people

>>213798396
caused a fair amount of seething with that too

>>213798407
landlord pays for it all my leeed

I just pay his mortage

>>213798443
It did yeah
Caused a fair amount of spaffing too

>>213798431
ive been here on and off since 2018

>>213798431
you're so angry and mean huh? poor thing

>>213798439
I didnt even say it was common. Just that your point about women wanting protection doesn't hold up. You dont seem to be able to accept that

>>213798464
Asking someone to leave is angry and mean? Have you tried reddit it might be more your speed

get some posts in this thread quick >>213796398
so the sadistic bradley poster thinks that's the thread and stays there
i posted my funny bill gates pic in there but he'll catch on if it goes too quiet

thread grinding to a halt. someone make the new already so these virgins stop hoarding their "good posts" (will not get even a single (you) in the new anyway)

>>213796398
>>213796398
>>213796398

>>213798505
Im sure no one does that

>>213798542
yay!

>>213798502
reddit is foul

>>213798605
>>213798605
>>213798605

oh oops

>>213798487
I'm speaking from experience
assuming you are as well and not just from weird content you consume online then we must have very different experiences
<3

>>213798635
So youve never experienced or seen a woman choose to be with a violent or dangerous man? Thats great but a very strange reality

>>213798662
I've seen men trick women into thinking they're protective when they're secretly violent and dangerous and once they have the woman in some sort of situation where it's not easy to leave they stop keeping it secret

>>213797817
They have to coordinate with the david mitchell w/beard doppelganger

Tfw you got strong armed by your Muslim parents to go to Saudi arabia with them. Shoulda just stayed home