Shrink ray zapped to the size of a toy army soldier Emma Watson anal vore.

I’d lick the skids out of Emma Watson’s knickers.

Wish she’d let loose right in my face.

Someone on /tv/ the other day said Emma Watson acts as if her shit doesn’t stink. I assured them that in fact it very much does.

Scat sex with Emma Watson.

Thinking about Emma Watson clogging a toilet.

Nth for Emma’s bum and the things that come out of it.

I want to smell Emma Watson’s pooey girl farts.

I want to eat the cack right out of her crack whilst I give her bum a smack.

And it shall be known; that whosoever smelteth it, be they also the one who dealteth it.

Need are Emma to cheese off a proper smelly parp right in my face.

I would love to put my face between Emma Watson’s butt cheeks.

I’d snort her poo through a straw.

I want to kiss Emma Watson on the mons.

Need her to doodoo on me.

Currently on holiday in Florida (I’m a yank)