Thread 214771744

gyaldem edish

can't wait to be like 80 so i can fake having dementia and have pretty young nurses wipe my bum for me

>>214771744 (OP)
do these whores get their tits out then

so this is rorke

Kurt Caz will save the white rice

Developing a fine double chin!

>>214771792
based

Save the white rice! Yummy white rice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-ZG9BiViPI&list=RDu-ZG9BiViPI&start_radio=1

>>214771780
julia does or did, I dunno about lauren but probably

>>214771812
The molested

HATE how porn sites often lump anal creampies into the same category of vaginal creampies
cumming in someone's arse is NOT a creampie, FUCK OFF with your sick gay anal fixation you perverted queers

Nth for Emma’s bum and the things that come out of it.

we love emmaposter

nth for the baddiedem

>>214771744 (OP)
"Paratise" is an original song in the ALNST SUB music project by STUDIO LICO. It is sung by PARK BYEONG HOON, the voice of Ivan.

>>214771822
the inarticulate

>>214771860
T
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>>214771850
No good without the sounds is it now? No it is not

i heard they unironically teach teenagers how to have bum sex in sex ed classes these days, no wonder zoomers are all gay

went on a big roundabout and someone beeped at me :(

>Mohamed, 20
They can't keep getting away with this surely

Rorke your hero got mugged off lmaoooo

>>214771817
got any links

>>214771861
rorke finally defeats ziedbelg and dtfic

>>214771883
a face you can trust

Indian girl I went school with
had a boyfriend but broke up
boyfriend became doctor
she became a nurse
turned 30
no bf
family found her a guy from India
all her posts show her struggling to smile while he does the pajeet stare

>>214771918
Sad

>>214771918
Grim
Grimmer they can just import more of them like that

>>214771883
hes defo spent way too much time exposed to the sunlight

>>214771918
She craves the BWC

>>214771744 (OP)
They are the most beautiful twins I've ever seen.

>>214771889
very tame

>>214771889
there was another Jo that used to run her mouth at rorke like that

>>214771987
Careful now...

>>214771966
Zesty looking ahh

>>214771918
I don't give a fucking shit

>>214771966
they'll settle for the most average looking white blokes and treat him like a king
anything to upgrade their bloodline

ziedbelg runs /int/

>>214771981
no they are not. behind the make up they are very plain

>>214772021
where'd he go then

The aesthetic
The vibe

>>214771899
https://bunkr-albums.io/

search julia and lauren burch on there and something will prob pop up

>>214771918
don't care
thirdies who allow their insane low IQ backwards family to dictate their lives are pathetic and don't deserve dignity or happiness

UFFFFFFFFF

>>214772021
He's too scared to post whenever ziedbelg's about and heathernonce just makes a fool of himself

Beef chilli and rice for tea and split it all down my t shirt what am I like

>>214771983
'shut up or get shot dead' isn't tame

>>214772068
she was Indian but born here, smart and polite.
cant bear to think what the sex is like

>>214772101
>what am I like
A man

>>214772101
>what am I like
a mentally ill man

>>214772101
Cor take it off luvvie and take a pic x

>>214771918
already lad don't hog it all to yourself

>>214771889
both retards
he's not at risk and he knows it the melodramatic fucking cunt, he hasn't been known as a journalist for decades
and she's just an attention seeking mong

Bought a rucksack a few months ago. Hopefully I get to use it soon for hikes.

>>214772075
vertical ones too
*impressed face*

>>214772101
oops

My gf is English-Indian, ask me anything

>>214772145
Can I come?

>>214772166
How are you tonight?

>>214772166
can she make rotis, yes or no?

glk glk glk gluk gluk glk - mmf! glk gluk glk...

(8) when you're talkin' to me, and you're moanin' sweet 'n low (8)

Are Sikhs bro-tier?

>>214772166
two questions if i may.
1. does she smell like shit?
2. does she cook you jeetslop often?

>>214772174
Yeah the more the merrier! Though it will be a while before it happens

>>214772166
does she cook indian yums n that
love keema naan, would eat it for tea every night if I had a jeeta that could cook

>>214772166
If she moved to India would she be Indian-English?

>>214772166
How's it evening x

wish i had a woman that would cook for me

>>214772192
No

my gf is greek, AMA

>>214772177
Okay, but I've got a splitting headache

>>214772181
Yes, but she only makes them when she's at her parents house.

i have a serious gripe against antidepressants

i feel like its a whirlpool effect and they are given out to everyone because everyone naturally feels down

>>214772245
Indian mum or dad?

>>214772244
Would you cheat on her with me? She would never find out.

>>214772197
No she's smells lovely, and no, we only eat curry from a restaurant or when her mum makes it

>>214772075
gibbymoo certainly knows her way around a scalpel

>tactically avoids my question
cmon faggy boy

>>214772244
what does it feel like to be in love?

Christ De Burg!

Bit scared about Clarkson dying. Don't think we can face changing yet another Who Wants to Be a Millionaire host!

>>214772021
ziedbelg should win gimmick of the year

bumlog millionaire

>>214772271
Both, but her dad was born here and has a London accent.

a brit with wit

going sleep now but keeping the tab open incase anyone wants to tell me owt

>>214772317
>yet another
There's only ever been two hosts of for that show

>>214772342
Good night!

>>214772322
not a gimmick though

>>214772329
so she's British-Indian, not English-Indian?

>>214772308
It's not his volt

>>214772330
Terribly rare these days
All the institutions are pumping out marxist mongs

Tomorrow I will be travelling to Morrisons to purchase curry-making ingredients in order to make a curry

>>214772371
Yeah

>>214772371
No she's just an Indian currently living in Britain

everyone is depressed

lol

i dont want to be like everyone

>>214772109
Reckon it’s like Jude The Obscure where Sue has sex with the old guy purely out of self-loathing and obligation

racist barn
racist barn
one two three four

sure hope ((you)) are not here or they werent here btw
the universe told me

9 hour long TikTok goon sesh complete

>>214772450
fomyeg

I know you're just 16 but looking all of 21

that's

BECAUSE

the chiiiiiinnnnnneeeeeeessssseeeee

look

older!

>>214772425
umm snowflake you should conform and be a unique individual like the rest of us
wait...

>>214772363
his posts are systematic enough to qualify as a gimmick

>>214772480
Amazing how a post like this won’t result in a ban for being low quality.

>>214772480
*muffled scrombling*

>>214772480
Enjoyed this post tremendously

last post of the day!!

somebody mingled scrimbling in here?

Where were you when you found out about 9/11 bros?

>>214772499
amazing how shit arse poo gay porn you pompous gaylord

>>214772498
what is a gimmick anyway? not a rhetorical question btw

The Long Goodbye
3 Women
Nashville
California Split
Short Cuts
The Gingerbread Man

You should watch these Robert Altman films, they're all top notch.

>>214772530
in there all day me

Good morning ITS A NEW DAY!!!

>>214772520
Teachers got all agitated in school
Got picked up by mum who was agitated
Saw a bit of it on TV before mum shooed me and siblings away

feeling like my earth chakras are disturbed
will be walking barefoot in the garden tomorrow if the weather agrees

>>214772520
In my mums womb and had been in there since ~June

>>214772535
Only seen The Long Goodbye and that was just a couple weeks ago
Will be enjoying this kino ASAP

>>214771850
lovely tattoos on this lass

>>214772555
why would she be agitated it's far away

i vote for DTFIC GOTY 2025!!!!!

>>214772520
was at primary school
also the first day i heard the word "paki", didn't know what it meant

this is very schizo, but
i look at google maps a lot because i find it interesting to look at other parts of the world
i was once looking around america (last year) and was thinking of an area there i would hypothetically like to live one day
the area i was completely fixated on living in was the city of Orem, Utah
i would look around the city on street maps every other day (not anymore) out of this strange fascination
turns out that's where charlie kirk was killed
just a strange coincidence

finally getting my roses for single handily saving this place

used to call my best mate a paki in primary school because that's what my brother would tell me he was
had no clue
he was one though tbf

>>214772604
Dunno mate she just wanted to watch more afternoon TV slop instead x

>>214772634
oh my gyatt

a bum! that's a bloody bare bum that is!

>>214772610
It means one who's a professional packer. You know like if you're going on a trip and you hire him to pack your suitcase for you. "Hey paki, put these clothes in there."

>>214772631
*gives you a rose* mlady.
mlady. thank you mlady mlady mlady

>>214772631
impersonator

>>214772533
personally, identifiable posts with a common theme posted by anon/s over many threads for an extended duration of time. eg. poo seals, morning cronem routine, big brads

What is dating like in the UK? Genuinely curious to see how or if it differs from the US.

>>214771897
new whiteness map just dropped

>>214772608
Based!

>>214772674
for me intention matters
why does he do it?

>>214772608
gimp of the year?

>>214772535
MASH is his best.

>>214772682
very similar but women here have higher standards i reckon

>>214772691
maaaate

hot DAMN I would not kick you out of bed for eatin crackers

Steal from the rich give to my self

>>214772682
our women are lower quality and harder to attain if you're not a chavvy-roadman type
having said that, shagging american women is piss easy is for have an accent

>>214772691
o canadaaaa
i dont know the rest :)

this has put me in a bad light

odd symbolism

aare great and noble land!
O! Canadaaa

>>214772696
>why does he do it?
trolling the general

>>214772686
show me

very odd indeed

love to be a yank that spams off topic shit in a general that doesn't want me there

Hmm don't think I will study Icelandic, Russian or biology tonight as I'm quite tired. Might watch an episode of anime or two

that other stuff was probably meaning out of nothing
I dont/couldnt know what conclusions the thread reached

>>214772715
>>214772747
Question for both of you since it's relevant to both of your replies.
Surely there are different types of women in the UK like there are in the US, right? I find it hard to believe all British women are a monolith with the same taste in men.
Some of the archetypes of women in the US:
>the (typically blonde) sorority girl
>the heavily tattooed "alternative" girl, usually with a died hair type
>the milquetoast girl who doesn't really do much but hang out with her friends (60% of this type of girl are fat)
>the indie girl who's basically the alternative girl but has less piercings, natural hair color, and generally a better taste in fashion.
All of these different types of girls want a different yet specific type of man. The indie girl for example is typically the kind who wants the mullet + mustache type of guy. The sorority girl is typically the type who wants the stereotypical Chad. They don't all go for the same type of guy.

>>214772823
don't know why they do this when they could be getting pied and slimed to their heart's content

Mad how powerful they are

I am not on a Discord thats cringe. that is also the cancer killing this site

>>214772848
we have variations of all of those archetypes yeah, think every western country does

>>214772691
Lol

>>214772852
corrr

What charitable organisations do you donate to lads?

>>214772793
hmm
okay you've convinced me
ziedbelg for goty 2025

>>214772856
thanks for superimposing the massive menorah over the image I had a hard time telling what the menorah shaped landscaping was supposed to mean

>>214772892
*laughs in your face* ha ha ha!

>>214772856
thats insane....

Why is heathermong called heathermong

>>214772921
that was his first retarded samefag obsession which nobody cared about (that anyone noticed)

is chickenpox a valid excuse to get time away from toil?

>doesn't even line up at all
da jooz posters on a madness

The idea that Mossad killed Kirk is laughable because Kirk was extremely slavishly loyal to Israel like most weird yank evangelicals
You forget this is the man who shouted down someone as an "antisemite" for bringing up the USS Liberty

AND THE BEAT GOES ON

AND THE BEAT GOES ON

AND THE BEAT GOES ON

(dancing negroes and alternative types)

can you imagine being as boring as this yank
how does it even find /brit/

>>214772892
around christmas there's the local charity chapter that hands out bags at the supermarket asking for charity shopping
usually fill two with non-perishable stuff

>>214772956
Actually it was Mr Smelly

>>214772998
he's been posting here for about eight years btw

Why do they all carry the same signs?

just donated to Israel

>bought a stock at $399
>sold for $419
>it dips down immediately and I feel happy and go back to toiling
>just checked and it's gone all the way up to $441

piece of fucking shit
FUCK me

>>214773049
so 8x longer than you then?

was it da joos

remember playing dead island riptide as a teenager and thinking harlow was one of the fittest bints i've ever seen, found out later she was a jew from israel who worked for the world health organisation
always a bloody catch isn't there

>>214773069
yeah

>>214772921
>>214772956
Who is heather tho, is my question

>>214773067
could have been worse
could have bought ubi stock years ago and still hold it

>>214772848
we have the exact same archetypes, just in different in proportion (fewer of the sorotiy type but they are heavily present in unis) (far more of the 'milquetoast' girl who keeps to herself and her few friends. Probably less fat than in america.
maybe the girls are also just plainer in general though (fewer tattoos, fewer hair dyes, fewer fake blondes, fewer piercings)

>>214773033
No luck catching them killers, then?

Sometimes The Shit Breaks You

>sorotiy
thinks it's time to retire lads tbqhwy

https://x.com/BillMelugin_/status/1966236081445318738

https://i.4cdn.org/pol/1757626171348465.webm

cuban cheffing up an indian dish

>>214773113
shut up idiot

Proud to be rawdogging life without using antidepressants

#fuckthechemicaljew

Oh Emma, oh no! Oh that’s stinky! *takes a big whiff* Oh that smells like shit Emma!

>>214772909
No problem

>>214773104
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/heather%20virgin/country/gb/filter/text/

>>214773147
yea saw it on /pol/
biden administration is a gift that keeps on giving

just killed myself

>>214771744 (OP)
they look like they fuck niggers
>>214771825
she looks like she fucks niggers
>>214771850
she looks like she fucks niggers
>>214772965
she looks like she fucks niggers
>>214773089
she looks like she uses menstrual cups instead of pads or tampons, and also fucks niggers

>>214773192
nooo :(

>>214773192
catch you on the flipside homeboy

>>214773198
right that's enough of that

>>214773198
Stupid Bruce

>>214773089
yeah short hair is 10/10 on the right lady

get the pure satire posted

>>214773192
did you upload your consciousness in the cyberspace like in that x-files episode?

>>214772347
>show
FOY you little snide cunt. Go rope.

>>214773192
puke NOW

Why are there Indians in Texas?

>>214773218
>>214773219
got a problem with women who fuck niggers or use menstrual cups? a fan of denying women agency are you? typical chauvinistic toxic masulinity

>>214773249
line must go up

all my cat videos are trapped in an unformatted and damaged hard drive

>>214773198
>she looks like she uses menstrual cups instead of pads or tampons, and also fucks niggers
this one got me haha
you're a whacky one, brucie

>>214773242
Brits be like “there have been 2 series of this programmmmmme totaling 8 episodes. It’s run on for way too long innit?”

>>214772965
depends on if toilberg is indian
those people are constantly getting TB and rabies so chickenpox might as well be a mild sniffle to the likes of them

>>214773249
Texas is a shithole but it's the 8th largest economy in the world.

>>214773309
the largest being your mum

>>214773222
yeah my gf got her hair cut short recently and i don't have the heart to tell her it looks like shit on her, she's a long hair girl through and through

watching YouTube videos fullscreen

lillian gantry
or
maractus

>>214772965
as an adult, absolutely
go to a doctor if you got it, it can be very dangerous

corrrrr

>>214772965
am a fan of the sisters of mercy me, bit of a guilty pleasure

>>214773222
>>214773323
a truly peng ting is peng regardless of hair length

cute doggy :)

There they go with their wacky theories

whey pokemandem

>>214772592
3 Women took me by surprise, it's a bit mind blowing. And Short Cuts is a 10/10 film imo

96% of land in Texas is privately owned. Miserable hot cattle farm

can't believe he's gone lads
I didn't even watch him but it still feels weird

>>214773329
that's never made much sense to me
knew a lad who caught it as a baby and said he was absolutely covered in spots, some of them even went up his bum

>>214773242
They're not called "quiz programmes", they're called quiz shows you little lemon.

got to finish an old bottle of port because its all fucked up

Want. Sleep.

>>214773381
spots are itchy but that's it
i got it when i was a kid, had a bit of a fever, itchy spots
sadly, gave it to my father who never had it before
basically had itchy covid

So fit

>>214773348
There's a very rare type of woman who looks better with short hair like Jean Seberg or Winona Ryder but a lot of the time it just looks naff

America is building up to civil war.

>>214773427
People have been saying that since the early 90s, hasn't happened yet.

The beautiful silence when my laptop powers down

>>214773427
No we aren’t
Be quiet

bath time

>>214773427
six toime dis week!

Watching Fire Force. Good anime team I'd recommend it.

leftypols new fit

only states worth living in barring Nevada

>>214773404
i'm sure there's some kind of topical ointment one could use
it'd be worth it to get time off toil, have seriously considered killing myself rather than go into toil on more than one occasion

>>214773369
If your countrymen didn't eat so many burgers, there would be less farmland in states like Texas. Your country needs to go on a collective diet.

>>214773465
why would you post this here?
respond to this if you're human

I am going to have a poo.

>>214773427
two more assassinations

>>214773471
I accept these conditions

oh cool, was just wondering what fucking kosovo thinks

Netflix, what a crappy name for a streaming service. Net, Flix.

good song this tbf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3hoIaauMtQ

Just queued up a bunch of YouTube videos to watch when I should be sleeping
I'm so naughty x
>>214773463
I watched the first two seasons, pretty good. I liked the nun and the witch.

used to have a folder dedicated to pictures of cats called
"catbergs" and one devoted to dogs called "dogbergs" but now i've renamed them to "bergs, cat" and "bergs, dog" so that they sit neatly next to each other in my carefully alphabetised folders

>>214773535
stop replying to yourself you stupid fucking rat cunt retard

>>214773539
can you send a screenshot of all your folders in the directory with berg

>>214773552
those are the only two that have berg in the name

>>214773539
i have a folder named "goslings"
because sometimes he's literally me

>>214773545
WHAT A FUCKING BITCH ARREST THEM ALL

bpd gf having a melty again
good thing is when she cools off shes going to be all over me begging for forgiveness and sex, the. after shes going to avoid me
none of this actually happened its jist the psychosis

>>214773543
jog on you fat nigger

wish i could have sex with hot women whenever i wanted, don't consider it fair that i don't have that opportunity, it feels like persecution, worse than being a jew in nazi germany

imagine being a cuck btw and still not being able to find a gf by the way
I dont know that anon but you know who (one answer eliminated for you it isnt me)

Kirk’s death has changed things, forever. People now realise they’re in an existential war. Things will quite literally never be the same. The only road this leads to is civil war.

>>214773614
true

back from walk and audio book on technical analysis. now shower, cuppa, and sitting and studying charts

>>214773607
In my kingdom everyone will be provided with as many android gfs as they want.

>>214773623
no one cares about yank politics anymore, do keep up

Can't take T Robinson seriously, with his fake name and stupid Luton accent.

now youre basically gay

>>214773535
I like most of the cast. Arthur is one of my favourites though.

>>214773614
i dint have to imagine as im autistic and socially retarded

>>214773644
you're saying gay like it's an insult :(
(not a cuck btw)

find it more jarring that 9 afd politicians recently died within like a week than i do about that fat yank everyone's banging on about

Poo

>>214773650
is arthur your irl name

>>214773535
I remember beating fire force intro in OSU! Only seen two episodes. The anime had too many sexualised female main leads so I stopped.

>>214773675
vaxx status?

>>214773682
No, I have a girl's name because I'm a girl.

>>214773675
Candidates from other parties, including the Greens and Social Democrats, have also died.

>>214773650
Wasn't big on Arthur myself as he isn't sexy

>>214773694
okay, was arthur the name on your birth certificate

I am a Grinch

>>214773694
no you don't
no you're not

>>214773750

future posting
its like a lucky dip
it could be anything

make the fucking new already
sick of having this argument with you lackadaisical cunts today

>>214773747
if youre so worked up why dont you do it you horrible cunt

>>214773762
because i can't be arsed

Could have made it by now but I fear as soon as I make it someone else will post theirs and I would have wasted precious internets

Male jealousy of a newborn is a normal emotion for some new fathers, stemming from a fear of being replaced or a feeling of abandonment as the partner's attention shifts to the baby

thanks AI all men are dogs

>>214773762
Australians can't make threads

new

>>214773800

>>214773800
poggers

>>214773800
wow

Last brit is it? Very well then. I shall leave in my own terms.

>>214773800
look mum
i did it!

>>214773794
i can, but as i've just explained, i can't be arsed

>>214773832
is that a penguin or a cormorant or something else

>>214773853
the fuck is a cormorant

>>214773800
zamn

get
it
made
not going to ask again

>>214773864
a bird

>>214773885

>>214773885

>>214773912
>>214773912
>>214773912

>>214773864
a shag, no surprise you wouldn't know about that