Thread 212155397

Wii edition

poo rape

got no toil tomorrow cos i switched to a 4 day week since a week ago

its lush lads
a large part of the overbearing burden of toil has been lifted off my shoulders

*enters /brit/*

I’ve followed through, haven’t I?!

>>212155433
On a fart?

im nonce

Waiting for mousey :P

>>212155440
ermm what the rorke

Just closed a bunch of tabs
feeling clean and refreshed

>>212155440
Trip on adam

/diego day/

Currently on holiday in Florida (I’m a yank)

MAGA

>>212155537
so you're under the jurisdiction of floria law?

Any darkmaga patriots in

What's the name of that Jew who did sudoku?

Squid Game coronavirus

I will get a beautiful German gf and kiss her strong masjestic jawline.

That's a fact.

any miserable pig men in?

>>212155674
often think about the bloke pooing in the background of this scene

You can't stop me.

>>212155682
Do you think Tony pooed in that same toilet while he was there ?

>>212155706
he's a big guy

Ugly tranny hour is it

>>212155796
he always looks retarded
my retarded boywife

When did everyone start saying "masterclass"

gfberg sweating like a pig in bed
fucking stinks

>34
jesus CHRIST

I never saw the phrase "crashing out" until a month ago and now everyone is saying it.

FACT:
BTS does NOT stand for "Behind the Scenes", but rather Bangtan Sonyeondan - Bulletproof Boy Scouts in English

We have all learned something today

>>212155840
it was a thing this time last year
it's a dead phrase at this point

>>212155823
>93F is literal hell fire to brits
Kek. No wonder England fell so hard from grace. Absolute pussies.

>>212155815
xe has XX chromosomes and is an actual intersex

>>212155823
Nice and cool from the rain right now tho

>>212155823
>>212155853
thanks only saw this joke 53,000 this summer like every summer before it

>>212155823
yikes, that would be a bit much even for my brucey arse
stay strong lad

>>212155848
>being obseesed with kpop
Seek professional help, you are not well.
>>212155870
>it's le summerfags!!!
lurkmoar dumbass

>>212155823
I've been sleeping through the days when it gets hot
missed all of last weeks heat

I'm a Scythian.
Do not fuck with me.

one of the reasons i moved to a board with flags is because i was sick of getting called a summerfag. fucking northern hemisphere-centric bag of wankers.

>>212155853
Alright Darius L'Quavius Singh III

skyping the american gf soon got any good memes to share?

got ops in mcdonalds

you are going
to have
to tax
the wealthy

there is no
other
way

any shaggers ITT?
have you ever proposed to do something sexually with a femoid and she rejected you/accused you of being a pervert?

Interested how such a scenario would play out.
Would it ruin the relationship irredeemably?
Perhaps.

what do you do when you get real stressed?
quickly pull the trigger and hope for the best
call them a noob and hump their chest
i think you just got a no-scope

>>212155749
Scremama

wish i had an obscenely big willy

>>212155674
aye, im big, im fat, and my drugs are wearing off

>>212156086
I'd worship it

>>212155976
Japanese women will drop you immediately if you move too fast. Yes, of course there are women here that are willing to shag on the first date just like any other country, but you have to take it slow here. Even so much as putting your arm around her too early will create problems for you.

Fat, dumb, yank scum

>>212155976
Yes
No, I've talked girls into getting double teamed, anal, i've licked armpits and sucked toes. Once youre in youre in

Someone jaypost that fool

YOU MAY BE RIGHT
I MAY BE CRAZY
BUT I JUST MAY BE A LUUNNAATIC YOURE LOOKING FOR

>>212156283
>>212156283
>>212156283
New

how does this nigga get such mental views

Feeling whitepilled and brilliant

ktim

>>212156321
He is Swedish. Swedes are good at Internet trends like Pewdiepie

>>212156429
he's literally english you battyclart

timmy dead in 3 months

>>212156437
oh gosh sorry he looks like this Swedish e-celeb never mind

>>212156448
perhaps next time you have a thought you should just keep it to yourself

I'm Swedish.

got a linen shirt dress with cryptids on it

I used to know this old Swedish man. He was kind of scary and intimidating.

>>212156296
BIT early

Im American

make a moral argument for why I shouldn't wank my willy in the extremely near future

I want to tongue jacks anus

>>212156629
you might accidentally spunk into your eye and cause permanent blindness and you'll forever be known as spunk eye

>>212156663
not really a moral case that, especially as I am a vile specimen so it's probably a good thing if it happened

>>212156656
away and don't talk a lot of shite

Gravy’s good tonight

imagine if they sent special forces with tear gas and fully automatic assault rifles to kick down your door if you fail to watch gay porn at least once a day

>>212156769
do lesbians count as gay porn?

>>212155895
Whiter than you, bitch ass zoomie.

>>212156869
course not daft cunt
gay porn is a man's game

UNC’S SHIT HIMSELF

Deport the biomass to Rwanda

>>212155537
why florida? grim place to vaca- */brit/ bodyguard starts eyeballing me* i mean holiday

deary me

how mad is it to still be sore 2 days after doing 20 8kg dumbbell curls and 40 press ups

I do literally no exercise and it's wrecked me

>>212157054
Thanks.

>>212157054
yea doms will do that to you
if you are consistent you will cease to be sore at all

>>212157054
not mad at all, the slightest shit will make you ache for days if you don't normally work the muscles. it's supposed to feel like that. keep going lad.

Always been bruh.

>>212157067
>>212157075
I'm just surprised by how little (to someone who actually exercises) amount of a workout it was and how it's utterly done me in

it's a nice feeling though

Not him though.

>>212157054
Keep at it

I'm 32 should I bother starting to get into shape. aha

>>212157195
Yes. It will only get harder the older you get

>>212157195
arnold started at 32
you've got this lad

Kill the mf?

>>212157195
i dont believe this

Damaged.

>>212157285
what my age? sorry lad but it's true and I tell you what I'm planning on getting older next year

>>212157340
I basically went into stasis around 26 when my mum got cancer and have time warped to where I am now, very meaningless and uneventful life I've had very grim.

It is said that upon the completion of 2000 years the Mack shall return from Avalon to punish those who lied to him and rapture shall envelop all living souls.

mad how napoleon got defeated at a place called waterloo

>>212157398
>my mum got cancer

32 is young its the new 22

>>212157436
many are saying this

good morning chaps

>>212157483
female tummy

did i ask for your opinion

tag urself

Uncle Rufus grew his nose, threw away his circus clothes
Cousin Silas grew a beard, drew another flask of weird
Nasty Jonah grew a wife, Judas drew his pruning knife.
Happy family one hand clap, four went on but none came back

>>212157448
>>212157431
Not funny at all though is it

British people call their mom the same word as an ancient Egyptian corpse (mummy).
What a peculiar nation.

mental how the entire history section of the Hyde wikipedia page 20th century onward is just murders
Brady and Hindley, Shippy, a drug dealer cop murderer

>>212157598
In the north we say mammy

>>212157598
Mummies are most famously associated with Egypt but they are also found in other places like China.

Serious question why do Brits love this shitty pop rock Beatles ripoff band so much

>>212157644
It's satire.

>>212157644
literally who?

>>212157598
And I call your mum the same name as an Arabian smoking device (hookah)

down syndrome people are so adorable
wish I was mates with one

>>212157653
https://youtu.be/DWGIqnwuNH4

beddy byes

>>212157340
I'm 38

>>212157753
night my dear

might order mum to make me blini today

Was looking forward to my poo but now I’m living it I can tell it’s gonna be a 10 minute wiper

But if he stood and watched the frigid wind
Tousling the clouds, lay on the fusty bed
Telling himself that this was home, and grinned,
And shivered, without shaking off the dread

That how we live measures our own nature,
And at his age having no more to show
Than one hired box should make him pretty sure
He warranted no better, I don't know.

>>212157832
rorke doing poetry now oh my days

>>212157824
like wiping a pen

30 year old uncs posting about their poo

>>212157954
25 is NOT unc

>>212157340
36

Grew amongst the throns in life.

>>212158078
Thorns, spines and prickles.

>>212157340
I'm 32 but I couldn't grow a beard like that even if I tried

https://youtu.be/HGl9tzMNtpE?si=azpRYzqcUpT7O96M
Interesting stuff

trying to watch ASMR but the woman is wearing a loose singlet with no bra and every time she leans forwards I can see her tits

I can only get off to unintentional asmr

>>212158247
Me on the right

>>212155397 (OP)
why did this piece of shit sell so well?

>>212158353
Wii Sports

>>212158357
it wasn't that fun. now wuhu island? that was a masterpiece

yeah women and that tits and that arse and that makes dick go boioioioioing cum feel good haha

disgusting whores

>In a letter to MPs, Work and Pensions Secretary Liz Kendall said claimants of the Personal Independence Payment (Pip) will continue to receive what they currently get, as will recipients of the health element of Universal Credit. Instead, planned cuts will only hit future claimants.
NEETS win again. They say the jews pull the strings but it's actually people with long term anxiety and depression and fake back pain who run the game.

jane darling bts

Bit sweaty

sooo fucking peng

avoiding scratching cats at the base of their tail after learning its an erogenous zone and the way especially female cats act to petting it triggers reaction used in sex
just feels weird now

going to start scratching cats at the base of their tail

>>212158583
I'm going to start doing it now

get the cats wanked

There may be hope for Ruby "Granger" Bones yet

>>212158654
Why do we read bbc news i fucking hate them i hate their articles but i read it every day

Acts 8:19
and said, “Give me also this ability so that everyone on whom I lay my hands may receive the Holy Spirit.”

>>212158583
not one for petting dogs and cats me not interested take your fluffy friend and piss off

>>212158680
Matthew 5:39
But I say to you, Do not resist the one who is evil. But if anyone slaps you on the right cheek, turn to him the other also.

>>212158579
fruit does NOT belong in a sandwich, that's basically a cake

scratching the absolute shit out of catbergs tail while winking at her suggestively

>>212158687
You're an autistic retard

Ruby Grangler

>>212158705
Numbers 6:24-26 NIV
“‘“The Lord bless you
and keep you;
25
the Lord make his face shine on you
and be gracious to you;
26
the Lord turn his face toward you
and give you peace.”’

>>212158724
you're just a retard

On the 1 liter diet coke per day diet. Makes me feel good.

autistic retard? that's a pleonasm
being autistic MEANS being a special kind of retard

which way /brit/?

>>212158776
Ruby
She will never be fat

Dadberg up early to share the racist boomerslop WhatsApp memes

Diet Sugarwater is the most faustian aryan beverage ever imagined. When you sip a diet coke you just know the guy who invented aspartame had baby blue eyes

>>212158776
away from these 2 sluts

>>212158837
large girlfriend

haven't showered in days

went to the shops earlier. saw a lot of niggers.

>>212158979
cor

you can't suffer in america

I’m not worthy to speak up for Adolf Hitler, and to any sentimental rousing his life and deeds do not invite.

Hitler was a warrior, a warrior for humankind and a preacher of the gospel of justice for all nations. He was a reforming character of the highest order, and his historical fate was that he functioned in a time of unequaled brutality, which in the end failed him.

Thus may the ordinary Western European look at Adolf Hitler. And we, his close followers, bow our heads at his death.

-Obituary for Adolf Hitler by Knut Hamsun (1945)

>>212159026
True

had a dream that missiles were falling on a distant city I could see out the window, was a bit scary :(

>>212159026
looks like the start of a BLACKED shoot

>Only 1.5% of red lights have cameras attached to them
might start running red lights more often

>>212159028
I read 2/3rds of The Growth of the Soil once. It was pretty good, actually. Not exactly Hemingway.

>>212159110
It's the percentage that are holding back flowing traffic I'd be worried about.

1662 years ago today, the Roman Emperor Julian was killed in battle, ending his heroic efforts to restore the Aryan religion of Classical Rome. After his death, the Christians (the Bolshevism of antiquity) quickly consolidated power and Roman decline accelerated.

Christianity must be destroyed for Whites to flourish.

Which countries do you think they are?

>>212155575
Jewdoku

>To make death easier for people, the Church holds out to them the bait of a better world. We, for our part, confine ourselves to asking man to fashion his life worthily. For this, it is sufficient for him to conform to the laws of nature. Let’s seek inspiration in these principles, and in the long run we’ll triumph over religion.
Guess who said this.

>>212159155
Me, down the pub.

>>212159150
/pol/ would love this post

erm

https://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1751004227759982.jpg

>>212159155
some greek paedophile who raped young boys arses for fun

>>212159219
purest vantablack brimstone coal

>>212159194
Family-based migration has always been a problem. You should marry locally to integrate fully

>>212159129
Gosh yeah wouldn't want traffic lights to be controlling the flow of traffic now would we

Any of you guys freemasons?

>>212159237
No one cares about your opinion you fucking weirdo
Why the fuck are you living in Ethiopia you mong

>>212159240
I'm not sure you've understood my post

some other australian was pretending to be me the other day. i wasn't going to call him out at the time but i've been stewing on it

so how's you?

>>212159270
You need a snack and a nap, lad

>>212159283
Freemason?

>>212159291
Not an answer, can only assume you were too retarded to make it in America

>>212159129
did you see this 40m long box junction in northern ireland

>>212159294
i have no reason to believe that

any grubby little specimens crawling about

>>212159330
*scuttles around your foot excitedly to announce my presence*

>>212159308
Maybe there's heavy plant vehicles going in and out

>>212159344
*squashes you with a wayward step*
uhps, deary me what am I like haha
*peels you off the sole of my shoe and flicks you into a nearby ditch*

>>212159330
*raises gnarled claw*

>>212159345
>>212159353
yeah i'm definitely readying this tome

Anyone try Tommy Robinson's new aftershave?

uc payment went up by £2.03 this month

Eau d'Israel

Never really looked into freemasonry until tonight. Sounds like it's a club kind of like boy scouts but with esoteric knowledge badges instead of for survival skills mastery. People used to go to church and join clubs. Never heard of anyone under 50 doing this these days. Sad but gay... ;)

>>212159298
The last time I was in NY I got a assaulted by a homeless deranged black man on the Lower East Side in a xenophobic attack. We'll see if based Momdani improves things

Get the abos intervened

the young family next door just sprayed fragrance in the garden which I thought was strange but as I was putting the bins out I realised it's probably because I leave rubbish bags in the garden and their kids play in theirs so it probably reeks
fucksake didn't even consider it

Abo masons

>>212159427
...so you moved to a fucking shithole where you need security guards and a gate in order to avoid getting stabbed and robbed in the night

>>212159426
It is a club. Each lodge is different and into different interests, but they all support and welcome each other

Is hummus good for you

>>212159194
living next to changs and pajeets is just as bad as radical christcucks

>>212159288
Good

She’s probably on a 6 figure a
salary and has the IQ of jelly

>>212159427
used to live on riverside drive in harlem and i got mugged every day

>>212159458
Do they shag kids

>>212159488
Love seeing women ragebait men

>>212159438
If you have bins then put your rubbish bags in the bins. Beyond that, you've done as much as you can.

but yeah if you're leaving black bags outside the bins then that's not on

pjw making a video about schoolboys beating a professional womens football team
what the fuck is it 2015 still??
dont care about that shit we have more PRESSING ISSUES

what about the paidmasons and depending on how much you pay you get to be a certain tier which comes with perks like getting out of speeding tickets

>>212159511
love her bbc vids, might wank to one right now actually

You lads get anything in the steam sale?

>>212159457
It's lush and green with mild weather, my dad lives here and people are polite. If you don't have a doorman in NY, you're unsafe all the same.

>>212159511
look like they need spaffing in

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walkabout_(pub_chain)

Kek what the fuck.

>>212159494
No, generally frowned upon
It’s surprisingly modern (Victorians larping about ancient esoteric knowledge) and just about doing good for yourself and your community. Development as a person and helping others

>>212159524
why don't you just live in some nice suburb in connecticut or something instead of living in a sprawling shithole city like new york

>>212159530
there's one in glasgow up by the big cinema

only ever been in it for a pub crawl so was in for about 30 seconds inhaling a shot then left

>>212159533
Are you a mason?

>>212159530
Used to unironically be the place for Aussies to congregate in the late 90s and 00s

>>212159497
the bins are down a tenfoot so I just chuck black bags out in the garden, it's clicked now and I'll stop doing it

my granddad was a freemason in his youth but he quit and refused to talk about it, probably got bummed

im a smelly incel

>>212159522
no i didnt my dopamine receptors have nearly rotted away you see i cant play video games anymore, i drink and watch tiktoks all night

rorke desperately explaining to the hoes that he only listens to lostprophets for the music

>>212159547
My family owns apartments in Manhattan so that's where I stay when I'm there.

>>212159530
not sure if i enjoy or resent the idea of our culture being a silly novelty to foreigners in such things as this and outback steakhouse

>>212159524
>lush and green
Looks like a sprawling slum

>>212159572
Nothing like when a whole network of people turns on you.

>>212159588
posh bastard

>>212159573
let me have a go on your tight little irish crevice youll be all like ooh noo pal not me wee irish boiopussy begorrah fook me tis splitting me sideways

>>212159578
was this the coleslaw incident

there's a lot of people in /brit/ who are gonna get killed quick when the revolution comes

hope i can get this poo done before i leave for toil, hate using the toil toilet

>>212159589
there's an outback steakhouse that opened up near me and i'm flabbergasted as to why

(to the tune if "i want candy" by the strangeloves)
iiii want poo and wee dun dun dun, dun dun

>>212159588
>My family owns apartments in Manhattan
So live somewhere nice in America then
Are you retarded? The failure-to-launch helpless offspring of a wealthy family

starting to suspect time is an illusion

oi mate me fackin cas broken down oim gonna have ta drink a fackin vb cunt

>>212159576
it's going to be a kaytim from me

>>212159637
hs

the kosher roundabout

>>212159650
piss off

>>212159620
yeah there's one near me on the north side of brisbane, was weirded out when i saw it, curious to go in sometime though

ethiopian's family unironically massacred thousands during the derg
embezzled millions

>>212159524
I think it seems cool. Isn't Ethiopia heading south though with civil conflicts and Eritrea?

>>212159308
cor

>>212159578
Dunno about you lot but this image is comfy to me. Like I think a bunch of us from this thread meeting up in a spoons and getting drunk would be comfy.

/britfeel/ has a history of actual meet-ups

>>212159653
dont like havinv to think huh

who was in the wrong here
https://youtu.be/9s5NRiBS7s8?t=2434

Rorke means business

>>212159660
he's like a black AJ soprano really ent he

>>212159672
yeah will keep offering to meet people at the mile castle but nobody ever wants to

>dadberg turned down an offer to join the masons
seething, i could have found out all the secrets and saw martians and that

>>212159686
The wog

>>212159701
love the mile castle dont live in newcastle thoughbeit

>>212159672
We should do it before we get banned.

just done a poosern8

>>212159660
Corr imagine if Ethiopia falls into anarchy and we see jeff's head on a spike

Bradley Walsh. Freemason. Scottie Pippen. Freemason.

*starts doing my get it made dance*

aha yeah lads a meet up sounds great let's do it!
[has no intention of ever going to a meet up]

New
>>212159753
>>212159753

anyone want to meet at the mile castle tonight

>>212159743
wahey watch him go!
ooh, ay, ay, okay, now work, uh huh, okay

Is the dutch retarded??