Thread 214811284

tom hardy I guess edition

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1755652232838097.webm

Beautiful video about our solar system

Sacked tranny on /rus/

a coward dies a thousand deaths
a soldier dies but once

anyone else

You’re not allowed to say the N word on 4chan except for /b/, /pol/ and a couple other boards. I reckon it’s time Hiro got rid of that rule.

>>214811312
this is the human destiny to prevent this collision

>>214811346
cringe

not had anything to eat in 11 hours
feeling hungry but not sure i should eat
should be getting some sleep really
stuff to do tomorrow

its up
https://youtu.be/JU_8fJjtGxA

You have ordered one, right?

>>214811430
you can have some soup

>>214811346
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1755655133454903.webm

>>214811385
corr that is loads

landed on tuchanka
krogans don't know

i understand general relavitity i watched a pbs spacetime video about it once

>>214811474
i dont actually have soup in
should really get a few tins for the pantry
ive got a pepperoni pizza
or mackerel fillets i should have eaten earlier. could warm them up and have them with noodles but its a bit of big meal for this late hour

>>214811481
gemmie

feeling an ichiko aoba kind of mood tonight

>>214811481
How did you gain access to my internal monologue?

>>214811396
what's most unnerving on a cosmological scale is the event horizon
the idea that the universe is expanding into pockets where every movement is working against expansion of space itself that inevitably isolates realities within the same universe, that will never have any contact even in the form of awareness of each other

>>214811481
Nick land after 2 pints

so so glad summer is ending

Your mum's so fat she has an Event Horizon

burning all of my piss bottles

so how are we all doing

>>214811882
not good

>south african dude dragon ball z hentai doujin page gets deleted
loved the art bro, glad it took so long for it to be deleted

>>214810535
What's your most and least favorite Skrillex song

Seriously, I'm asking you. I'll wait for a reply.

We're going back to like 2013, but here's a rundown on every conversation I've ever had about americanized dubstep:

>god, I hate dubstep. It just sounds like an orgy of obnoxious sounds
>yeah, it's not really everyone's cup of tea. Which song is your favorite, or which one do you hate the least
>oh, I haven't really heard a ton. It's not really my thing
>are you into electronic music? I think Skrillex made a house song
>oh, I don't know who that is. I'm more into jazz and prog rock
>you've never listened to it before, okay gotcha

They heard Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites and that one scene in Breaking Bad.

I'm not going to say that Skrillex really needs 10 listens before you "get it", but they have literally never listened to it before. Dubstep is a concept or an idea in their head and they don't particularly care for it.

I think Skrillex may be one of the most shapeshifting musical artists in electronic music. He didn't even really belong to a genre and people just gave him one. Electronic music in general is fairly ill defined, but these people start going "ackshually" extremely quickly and take a house flavored trap / techno / grime beat and start saying that it doesn't count because early house music didn't have a lot of vocal effects.

sex with an ugly woman

>>214811882
fine just killing time before everyones asleep so i can poo x

>>214811882
Mighty fine, thanks for askin' partner

Tom Hardy looks like a poof

bed for me. dont bother saying goodnight for i will already be asleep by the time you reply x

>>214811734
getting a bit nippy though

Insane how many typos and errors BBC News make these days
Are they employing from the same class as the Grauniad?

>>214812016
gn

>>214811938
it's all i want but i can't have it because the powers that be hate me

Did another one of those grim trikepatrol wanks

lads... jerking off doesn't feel good as it did 10 years ago...

>>214812025
Just atrocious

>>214812036
Sir Keir MUST intervene

>>214811914
what's up

>>214812040
get the sissy hypno on

imagine you had worked your ass off for 31 years to have a wife and two kids, plan to take them on family holidays, then retire and then you just get shot and die instantly

>>214812040
try edging

>>214812056
would be irritating

imagine growing up in Cornwall, proper freaks out West

>>214811511
for you

>>214812082
could never be me
...........

>>214812082
yeah haha imagine that
that would be sooo weird lol

>>214812080
>this is Thomspon and Venables now!

>feel old yet?

an entire wall made of corn?

>>214812080
My phenotype on the right

>>214812101
>>214812109
these niggas deadass cornish

>>214812080
rorke turning his cross eye to this one

genophage was right
we need one on darkies

My gut microbiome is so fucked up I literally have internet issues when not eating a lot of food.

>>214812137
maybe
nothing special about cornwall though

>>214812127
never been to Cornwall, heard its nice (at least ive heard as someone from Cumshirt)

>>214812082
bloody Bristol would be bad enough

>>214812155
get on the actimel yogurts. one a day done wonders for my gut biome

Cum on the shirt. Corn on the wall. Poo on the ham.

Mormonism is the White man's religion.

there are 3 regular users of the extraflags extension to 4chan and all of them are gay

>>214812222
orthodox church is the white mans calling

>>214812223
who would do such a thing

>>214812115
Mad how if a UK flag made this post they could go to prison since even joking about their identities is illegal

>>214812223
i dont use extraflags

>>214812222
>>214812234
Catholicism disagrees.

not a british poster -- but shouldn't all british posters be in bed right now?

>>214812238
nova scotia

>tfw read the "if you read this you're gay" on bbc news and now I have to be gay

how do I get out of this?

>>214812305
At least you saw the clown who hides from gay people?

Hey Rorke! Catch!

https://x.com/i/status/1966247044248633525 mental that

>>214812240
I heard your government was considering trying to resettle them to Canada or NZ because it was so hard to protect their anonymity. Idk why they'd think any other country would want literal baby killing psychos.

>>214812305
identify as a female

>>214812323
Imagboard not a link board

>>214812315
who?

>>214812323
screaming
so this is rorke

>>214812273
listen mate we run this site so pipe down yeah? bedtime is when we say it's bedtime >:)

>>214812278
:)

>>214812277
well then!

>>214812305
sir "you are gay if you read this"

Mate you dropped your gay card

wonder if there are white criminals who justify their actions through anti-racism
>yeah rorke im the bad guy and im not black, OWNED!

>>214812356
impossible as mines is on my phone

>>214812356
Thanks *bends down to pick it up with my arse turned to you*

>>214812323
poo screaming

>>214812356
Gay people do not have a card you homophobic oaf.

>>214812323
how did they get her to agree to that?

sir halifax region

>>214812356
Oh cheers mate haha I am a bit clumsy

>100s of innocent black men killed by police
>rorke: silent
>50,000 palestinians killed, most women and children
>rorke: silent
>fascist, racist, homophobic, transphobic hatemonger who loved guns and said that mass deaths of children in school shootings was the "price to pay" for the second amendment is shot to death mid sentence doing apologetics for the second amendment
>rorke: THIS IS LITERALLY THE WORST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED AND IF YOU AREN'T CRYING AND PRAYING TO JESUS RIGHT NOW YOU SHOULD BE DOXXED AND FIRED AND YOU WILL GO TO HELL! ALSO ALL THOSE GEORGE FLOYD JOKES FOR YEARS WERE FINE BUT YOU CAN NEVER JOKE ABOUT THIS SACRED GROYPER EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>3 years ago
>Elon posts about a doge meme
>stock tanks

>today
>Elon quoting black crime statistics on twitter
>stock soars

what happened
why is elon's behaviour not an issue as much anymore?

just browsed Twitter for the first time in 5 years and goddamn what a cesspit it's turned into

>>214812370
noticed a lot of trannies go for shoplifting and other petty crimes cos laws are cisheteronormative or whatever idk

>>214812415
He blackpilled the whole world

*pats my trouser pockets*
*pats my jacket pockets*
err... anyone seen my gay card?

There will be so much bloodshed. But so much progress will be made. New nations will rise.

>>214812417
the truth is it was like that before, just for the other side

she's so fit it's unreal

>>214812305
Nowt that can be done, your homosexuality is air tight and cannot be undone.

Mum joi dirty talk loading…

>>214812427
(me, the gay gremlin): eh heh hehe heeeeeee *scurries off like a gay gremlin*

sorry but says here your gay card is past expiry

>>214812407
>you: making up imaginary people to have arguments with

>>214812427
*files it against my freshly manicured nails*
looking for something hun? x

spainlard not getting a single (you)
what has /brit/ become :/

>>214812427
Have you checked your bum?

>>214812322
*flails my arms like a runt*

I keep my gay card with my gay bank

>>214812427
just scan your Quee R code

>4:45pm
>about to go home very happy with my week
>toilberg catches me before I dash and tells me 2 huge cunt things I have to do so Monday is going to be intense as fuck

couldn't he have just sprung that on me by surprise on Monday
I'd be far happier
soiled the weekend

>>214812457
Why are you talking about Charlie's career like that?

>>214812485
pull a sickie

>>214812485
hmmmmmmmm yeaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh anon we're gona uhhh need ya to put shift in for the team.... *tsks* yeahhhhh

leftypol wrongly thinking rorke is complicit in the genocide of palestinians

it's not even that good

Thread reminder:

Racism, sexism, homophobia or transphobia will NOT be tolerated in the /brit/ community.

me when my browser tabs stop working but i know i'm in /brit/

>>214812542
shut up you gay nigger tranny bastard

>>214812323
there's still hope for me

>>214812530
be having dreams that im a gangsta

Might clean up the Thames

>I wouldn't shag her. She's 60!
bellowed the homosexual

>>214812617
likewise if you wouldn't shag a woman a quarter of her age you're also a massive poofter

>>214812617
nobody has ever once said that about liz hurley

this general is absolutely bonkers

it's barnawners

i'm only 30% gay less gay than you lot you stupid gay cunts

Had a hell of a time Charlie Kirk killer hunting last night and immediately believing every false accusation. Got a couple pops down me, what a day. A little hungover now, and obviously that guy's a patsy, but I'll look back fondly on this mini-episode, and may God Bless America and show Mercy on the Britons.

Good night.

catyankian >>214812669

>>214812664
there's no harm in giving your ringpiece a rub every fortnight!

Catberg just woke up from a dream and made a very weird noise

has garyeats poster told us what the pokemon of the day is today

Einmal wird unsere Geduld zu Ende sein...

Honestly don't care about the demographic decline of the yookay anymore, it's already past over. Every white kid below the age of 18 now is
A-tiktok addicted ADHD retard
B-commie fucktard
C-dysgenic council estate terminal bennie mong
D-wannabe roadman wigger/agressive chav

Look at this shit man https://x.com/i/status/1966408385181741166
This is literally what youth culture is now. I wish the pandemic had actually been real and given us a clean slate so we could have been spared this depressing shit.

>>214812732
it's only been an hour and a half give him a chance will you

got two of the yellows on mcd's monopoly lads if anyone's got coventry street we can go on the £2k holiday together

>>214812721
describe it

>>214812740
he has one job: tell us the pokemon of the day
not difficult is it

>widow giving speech about her beloved's demise 48 hours ago
>she's shilling his organisation's events and merch and the superchats are coming in thick and fast every 2 seconds

lmao
the grift never ends

Give it a rest Adam it's nearly 2am.

>>214812635
um

>>214812763
not surprised that his wife would be a grifter freak as well

>>214812739
rorke scared to go outside because he saw a tiktok prank

>>214812763
would give her a right seeing to bet she needs it as well now that her hubby's dead

ok give me 5 examples

>>214812763
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEI7oX0XxJw

^3^

remember when leftypol had worldwide riots because some crackhead wog in america died that was mental

>>214812757
wwwwwwUUUUUURRRRRHHHHHHH

>>214812865
2020 was just like one long fever dream. Genuinely felt like shit was kicking off that entire summer.

>>214812798
>hurrr it's a prank
I know you don't leave your room ever because you don't have a job, but for those of us who have to use public transport every day, I can assure you it's no prank or skit.
>hurr they're just kids
That's even worse, because you cannot win against kids. Batter them and everyone is against you and you go to prison. Or, you can get harrassed or robbed by them instead. Lovely stuff. Had the pleasure of seeing my bus driver harassed by some nig who suppsedly forgot his zip card despite looking 25 minimum. Lovely stuff.

pep ball bid
or
blab lipped

>>214812763
>Husband's head blown off
>Scan this QR code! It will take you to our merch website!

the suicidefuel, as it were

>>214812897
Any reason why you decided to reply to your own post?

>>214812882
>those of us who have to use public transport every day

>>214812739
this is fake as shit, no way some little pretend roadman white boy would actually confront someone like that

>>214812900
err

how much longer is this emergency alert test meant to last

>>214812904
I didn't

>>214812897
aye
surprised they gave it 2 days instead of 1 in all fairness
beat my expectations

>>214812763
there were rumours she was having an affair

>>214812923
6 more days until the noise stops

>>214812923
Do NOT think about the Event.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V81Y9gW2Gv4

Get kicked around for your whole life because you're an emo kid.
Start a band and start touring when you're about 15 years old.
Make music for whichever audience shows up for it and don't particularly care who it is.
Become discovered because you invent a new sound that sounds unlike anything else and you put it on the internet for free.
Everyone else rips it off and almost all of it sounds worse, this starts getting played at venues and giant stadiums and a trailer for Transformers.
Proceed to have angry britons yell at you for disgracing the name of dubstep even though references to dubstep were basically a footnote and the rest was his own invention.

I've spent my life since adolescence wondering if the day will ever come when people look back fondly on 2007 hot topic dyed hair screamo "ethos", and it's basically here.

A decade and some odd years later and you have the privilege of teenagers walking around playing dressup with a copy of a copy of a copy of something contemporary because gen Z thinks plastic belt buckles with a skull on them are cool.

what it was like to be 23 years old in 1990 detroit michigan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKVoDd7lTk8

>>214812763
wonder if she takes it up the arse

>Erika Kirk vows to keep the campus tour going - just days after her husband Charlie was shot dead in the one in Utah.
what, she gonna do it now?

Spaintwat defending himself on a VPN

>>214812941
I watched a vid on their "love story" today
>they met at an airport where he proposed she come for a job interview
>this "interview" became dinner at a restaurant and after the 3 hours at closing time he says he can't hire her....because he wants to date her
>she said "can we be friends" and he said "no I have enough friends" and she has until Saturday to make up her mind when we go on a real date
>on that Saturday date he said he had bought the two of them tickets for Hawaii and THAT is when she realised he was the one

as soon as he flaunted his cash she was head over heels
lmao

Ah yes the weirdo yank evangelicals are now even more emboldened to influence US policy to be even more extremely pro-Israel just when public opinion was turning against them

Just seen like 5 off-topic posts in a row. Would be a shame if someone reported them, especially the first post in particular

>>214812982
convenient isn't it
also just when a lot of new epstein evidence was released

>>214812923
>>214812958
concentrate on sir magma chamber
we can end it here
we can end it for all time

mad how gay i am

>>214812974
imagine being 6' 5" and famous and still having to flaunt millions to have a woman be with you

>>214812964
love videos like this

>>214812999
he is a bit of an annoying spacker desu
imagine having to put up with that 24/7
I'm sure he wasn't completely identical to how he was when he was pwning college kids but I never saw much to like from the chap

Daily 2am dollhouse melty

>>214812974
say what you will but that story still involves passing multiple shit tests

>>214812982
not really true though is it
all the kirk fans are going to fuentes who hates israel

Thinking about Emma Watson clogging a toilet.

I mentioned about a week ago that my cousin went to Ingerland to study microbiology or some shit. She's been sending me snaps nonstop and apparently all she eats are fries? What's up with that?

What constitutes the average bong's diet these days?

>>214813012
>I'm sure he wasn't completely identical to how he was when he was pwning college kids
he was shot whilst "debating" at a college so what do you think

>>214813026
Bangladesha be kidding me!

>>214812918
Literally the only sensible way to get around in London mate nobody drives unless they're a tradesman or delivery driver.
>>214812920
They absolutely do act like that, it's not fake. 11 year olds are acting like that, usually because they are hanging around with big brother in toe or the like. They confront people to look hard, and also because they know that most people aren't going to do shit because realistically what are you going to do if a kid is harassing you? There's no winning. I don't know why people are in such denial, this shit happens. I see it myself.

>>214813027
I meant in his private life.
Everyone glazes the recently deceased so it's not terribly reputable when they say how sweet he was behind the scenes, but he just seemed like a completely annoying twat.

Made this fucking gin too strong haven't I

>>214813026
tell her to eat ready meals every single day and almost kill herself that's the authentic university experience

>>214813043
>gin at 2am
could you be more depressing
2am is modelo time
a carlsberg
a bloody hot chocolate if you're a mental

gin is a suicide fuel drink

Beer before wine you'll be fine. Wine before beer you're in the clear.

Powerful stuff

raining cats and dogs outside

>>214813097
leftypol in shambles

>>214813076
why is that?

eating spoons of apple butter straight from the jar

Right that's my alarm set for 9am then

>>214813124
evening rabbi

>>214813026
does she cook at home? there were some international students at my uni who had no idea how to feed themselves.

>>214813124
where is the proof? there is no proof

>>214813124
>working on a saturday
why

I do wonder what it'd be like if I worked an office job on a Saturday
waddling into central London with it being completely empty
bet it'd be fun for a day before I hated it

>>214813097
what's funny is that there probably hasn't been a higher-profile assassination of a non office-holding political figure in America since MLK

I am ready for the nothingburger tomorrow.

>>214813002
me too
love randomly finding stuff like this
people seemed so different

>Tommy Robinson doing a huge rally in London today

christ almigty how boring
whether it's Palestine or Remainers or Extinction Rebellion or the Are Tommeh people - why are people so eager to throw away their Saturday?

trans rights straight down the ol' jappers

Bet she has a pooey bum

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPWH8UbBxRE

2am mood

what film should i watch x

>>214813150
does Jimmy Hoffa count

>>214813136
I think she can do some very basic cooking, but definitely not as well as her younger sister. I haven't seen her cook anything by herself so far. I don't think she has been eating anything homemade sadly, and the other day she bought like a dozen packets of chips called Walkers or something. She hasn't been very responsible with her money so far (she bought tickets for a Weeknd concert happening next year and the tickets were pretty expensive). I just hope it doesn't put too much of a dent in her wallet. If the living cost in UK is anything like the US and if she doesn't get a part-time job soon I can see tough times ahead.

FUCK ME

>>214813272
Is that what you told your uncle?

>>214813262
that was among the Italians, real greaseball shit
you get a pass for that

>>214813261
the butterfly effect (2004)

>>214813261
honestly?
Be a white man and watch WALL-E
It's fucking great.

>>214812193
actually I just drank some sugary drinks and it was enough to get rid of in game lags

wonder what this lad thinks of all this
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlie_Kirk_(footballer)

>>214812485
why is toilberg such an asshole seriously

>>214813261
honestly?
Be a white man and watch Black Panther
It's fucking great.

>>214813319
He privated his Instagram account lmao

#214813261
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wilYlY07WOw

>>214813261
Watch Hell Drivers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mVrCWqZHl8

>>214813367
ill pick up where i left off since im having my meal, ty

Tom Hardy is so attractive

ummers

um

>>214813425
genuinely looks like me

>>214813425
too big

Dark Side of the Moon

or

Wish You Were Here

you may pick only one

DIOGOA JOTA DEAD AT 28

>>214813490
Obscured by Clouds

>>214813478
The image that radicalised a generation...

>>214813517
The image that was not even seen by the people that actually needed to see it

>>214812040
Same, remember orgasms used to be absolutely mind blowing when I was like 13-18 they were so intense my legs would tense up and my toes would curl. Now that I am in my 30s most of my orgasms feel mild unless I edge for forever and even then they dont feel nearly as strong as when I was younger.
I guess this is just part of getting older.

>>214813490
wywh

Just accidentally clicked on a webm of a chinese man with a fetish for beheading, wanking while getting his head chopped off. I dunno, is there really any much point to any of this?

>>214813552
Umm he was Vietnamese akshually

If your grandfather asked you to kill him would you do it?

>>214813543
I think we should stop jorking it mate

>>214813552
seems like a fetish that's better in theory than in practice

>>214813561
Sorry I will try not to be so insensitive next time.

>>214813541
many did see it, they just didn't care or thought it was, on balance, a Good Thing

>jerk off for decades with no real breaks
>omg... it doesnt feel that good anymore
yeah i wonder why

>>214813561
Also is it true that the guy who butchered him ate him afterwards?

Ok I WILL watch Kpop Demon Hunters !!

>>214813667
Grubhub ass looking movie

>>214813631
yep

>>214813678
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6tT_PMnEbU

scooby dooby doo
done a poo
shaggy thought it chocolate
shaggy took a bite
hes alright
but now hes at the doctors

>>214812959
>I've spent my life since adolescence wondering if the day will ever come when people look back fondly on 2007 hot topic dyed hair screamo "ethos"
I kind of do but not really because of the style but rather because I really like the 2006-2011 time frame because I was playing wow all day listening to that kind of music while pvping.

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1757727378895552.webm

I genuinely miss the late 2000s though, everything seemed a lot less gay and the internet wasnt really mainstream yet.

>>214813713
unrealistic satire

Asian women with gigantic arses… I know they’re out there..

>>214813744
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1752299824224224.webm

*drops a nostalgia bomb*

>>214813770
You are not the rizzler

>>214813714
what are you 12? fuck up, retard

>>214813714
scooby dooby doo
done a poo
shaggy thought it chocolate
shaggy ate the shite
in one bite
now he’s at the doctors

>>214813788
>>214813782
k y s

>>214813777
Numa Numa guy spotted

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cqd1Gvq-RBY

>>214813770
imagining this and wanking

>>214813788
scream

4hour edging session and i am satisfied

>>214813821
what about wanking while getting your head chopped off?

consulting the bones

pretty dead thread

>>214813841
That’s an Asian pastime too.

>>214813782
>12
try tripling it then adding 12, subtract 10, there lies teh answer to thy question at hand

>>214813881
dr lector?

Looked at some massive tits today

women are just so fake

ngl id go gay for mads

>>214813882
your mum consulted my bone

I think a woman might have been trying to engage in flirty conversation with me at the Chick-fil-a today but I was genuinely to flustered about my debit card being gay and not reading and needing multiple swipes to engage in talking.
I kind of feel like I have arsed up what could have been a good opportunity.

>>214813894
haha would you look at the time!
*starts necking you*

Scooby dooby doo
Did a poo
Shaggy thought it was chocolate
Shaggy took a bite
Of the shite
And now he's at the doctors

>>214813932
best not too assume someone talking to you is flirting, it can lead to... how do I put this politely, awkward sitiations

>>214813932
what did u get from chick fil a :3

>>214813944
lesser than

>>214813957
Poo Sheisty looks like what?!?!?

Might consult a globe tomorrow

>>214813948
i assume all women are flirting with ne unless proven otherwise

>>214813925
alri hideo but why are we scanning this woman's feet?

>>214813957
What is in the negroid’s brain that makes them not want to present themselves as responsible and respectable citizens?

>>214813957
>that one forgotten vegetable every time I open the fridge

>>214813982
SCREAM

>>214813982
scrmoble

Just witnessed an omnitard fudgewuffin mudpuppet

>>214813982
...get a career in stand up and fuck off already

>>214814019
the raped

>>214813948
It was more of a "She might have been but I will never know because I was too pissed at my debit card to actually give her more than 1 word responses so I will never actually know if she was or wasnt" kind of vibe.
>>214813950
Spicy deluxe meal

i'm going to make the new
please don't do it before me

got called creepy today

*makes the new before the other lad does*

thinking of purchasing mark waids the flash omnibuses

>>214814037
liar

'i met your father at chick-fil-a, he was ordering the Spicy Deluxe meal and his card wasn't working'

>>214814094
What could have been

>>214814109
>>214814109
>>214814109