Thread 213888681

Anglo-Corsican Kingdom edition

poo smells haha

It's not DITFC you fuck your pattern recognition skills are that someone made a tongue in cheek schizopost on saturday at 5 PM MDT.

Magnolia

none of you are nice :(
there are no nice lads on /brit/ :(

wanking a sausage and using the friction to fry it

Corr struth

>>213890682
False, I am very nice. I just don't post much.

not sure why they even bother with ban appeals here
i've only had 1 get over turned

>>213890682
Ich bin ein bitter sexually repressed arsehole

Shoving a strut bar up me arse

>>213890682
I generally find people on this website to be strange and impolite.

>>213890765
Are you saying the 4chan people are mean?

>>213890682
i would consider myself nice

>>213890778
Someone on /g/ told me to kill myself because I used constexpr on a static function.

Looking good, Susan!

>>213890682
im nice but im also not "one of you" so it stands to reason

Mental how much of the Internet is now just AI generated slop. Feel like the whole thing is on life support at this point.

>>213890828
this post is AI generated

>>213890806
What's wrong with that?

my liver is dying

>>213890835
this post is also AI generated.

captain sensible sex arse

mad how gay i am

>>213890912
I'm rather pleased by it

don't like outer /int/ one bit

Scranning a poo.
*This post was entirely generated by AI

>>213890932
always has a nasty feeling to it

>>213890842
I'm not going to say that I have no idea but I don't know

Static means 3 different things in C and it gets more complicated in C++.

It's possible that he was saying that it defeats the purpose of having a function in a class because you're creating a compile-time constant for something that should just be reduced at runtime with a macro. Or with "constinit" which is not in the version of C++ that I'm using.

outer int is full of gremlins constantly trying to demoralize, never seen anything like it

/brit/
the comfy corner of /int/

>>213890953
If it works (consistently, because... yay run time), then there's nothing wrong with it. But if you ever have a situation where things crash if there isn't some photograph of Margaret Thatcher inside the parent file, which nothing references, but removing it wreaks absolute havoc on the system... that's usually because someone did something slightly out of the ordinary like making a static function constant expression.

>>213891017
brint

eating a bovril sandwich and washing it down with a nice hot cup of bovril

I live in hell and am consigned to chat with someone more stupid than I

>>213891042
Bovril... right...
It's not as good with Borax.

>>213891047
hate having to talk to company. just let me sit there and look pretty.

>>213891047
*than me

>>213890944
r9k-lite
whereas we're mad shaggers and have good craic

me thinks there's a paddy amongst us

>>213890953
pretty sure there's absolutely nothing wrong with combining constexpr and static
constexpr doesn't mean "only exists at compile time"

>>213891073
how did you know? I'm 52% actually, which is really interesting when you get to the core of the statistics.

Staring at the clock until it stops

mental how sexist i am

sleepy

>>213891106
snore on snoozelord

>>213891106
pinkamena diane pie

>>213891106
sleepcels seething over awakechads

>>213891083
Maybe he didn't like the anime I posted then

>>213891095
what's the remaining 48%?

>>213891106
filly knows her dreams have just begun :)

>>213891165
poo

In the pooer all alone
(That’s my home)

going to the gf shop
anyone want anything?

>>213891230
earplugs

>>213891230
pack of chocolate digestives if they have them

nothing beats a wet poo holiday

Born again virge freak
Almost 2 years

Quite chuffed that you lot are still here. Good on you as well.

>>213891230
Sour apple rings from Lidls

>>213891230
a mute one
bout 5ft tall
dress size 6-8
Asian
No gag reflex

>>213891318

No, for normies it takes 5+ years to grow back. Then there are the 40+ wraiths such as myself.

>>213891348
My hymen grows back in about 12h.
Not a fan.

>>213891348
teach me oh wise master
what is your secret to abstaining
I was walking through city centre today and my God I could not stop looking, everywhere
I want the urges to stop

>>213890682
you need to set up boundaries with being nice or people will start using you

>>213891388

You obviously do not have, nor did you ever have, a hymen. After all, you are posting on 4chan. There has never existed, not even one time, a single female who has browsed 4chan.

>>213891389
soya dog

>>213890682
I'm a cunt from a long line of cunts. I was born a cunt. I'll die a cunt. Any cunt kids I have? Straight up cunts, every last one.

was in london recently
the amount of fitties with their tits out oh my fucking god
mental how they all congregate there
pains me knowing i'll could never
apologies for the incelpost

can I get a (You) please

>>213891419
If it makes you feel any better, I wear plaid and drive a Subaru.

>>213890682
women killed nice guys
took them out back and shot them. all of them.

>>213891470
TRUE!

the prospective purchase

>>213891455
>>213891457
No

>>213891482
let us know if its any good

>>213891482
damn
fruity mfs really do be putting 1 kilo of ste el up they bumholes

Eatin some vanilla icy cream

>>213891518
This particular fruity mofaqua's only putting about 2/3 of a kilo up there. He'll get there. Baby steps.

>>213891517
That's a Dawn, tho

>>213891499
hideous work of art

>>213891517
Dawn? Why did you post this ? why her? did you know sh'e 10 ???? im angry !!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxsnx22YlV4&list=RDsxsnx22YlV4&start_radio=1

god fuck dido makes my balls ache.

>>213891401

You see, it's very easy. From a young age, you actively avoid and refuse to participate in the sorts of social activities that lead to sex, out of a sincere personal dislike of such forms of socialization. You do not think of yourself as a person who has sex with others. Then, throughout your 20s, you place a firewall between your personal life and your work life, never interacting with co-workers outside of work.

Also, unlike most other men, you only find very attractive women to be the least bit attractive at all. And naturally, precisely becuase they are, as you say, "peng", you don't even bother talking to them in the first place. A common retort to this is "you have low testosterone", but if testosterone compels you to rut with fat and ugly women, or even mid slags, then that's genuinely a knock against testosterone itself as far as I'm concerned. Also, you refuse to adapt and use whatever social media women are using, again out of sincere personal dislike of social media in general, and refusal to adapt or compromise for the purpose of getting sex. All of this is made far easier when you are schizoid and avoid the very idea of marriage or family, or anything to do with it, as one avoids the plague. I'm great fun at parties.

>>213891525
melt in this weather lad

really dislike electric cars
they sound like alien aircraft
real creepy and ubsettling sound

>>213891538
very nice mate
wish you all the best with your bunghole adventures

I smell like cats

>>213891602
corr love to give you a great big sniff

Drove home dead drunk last night, no memory of even getting into the car.

>>213891589
It was one of your countrymen exploring the cave. I'm the one with the Wolverine hymen.

>>213891538
the point of buying this kind of thing is to minimise damage
apparently having a tight undamaged anus is a sin according to the corporate gay elite

spunking up a storm

might make bacon cheese scranwich

>>213891656
don't do that

naked blonde woman presenting

>>213891560
knew a guy with bipolar and autism once
killed himself
jumped in front of a train
he was incredibly lonely and realised he'd never be able to make connections with people and couldn't take the loneliness
sad

>>213891665
why not bitch ass nigga

>>213891643
The corporate gay elite is developing flexible transportation gate technology to eliminate the need for anal damage almost entirely.

>>213891674
>bipolar and autism
Bet he didn't even need to look up the train times when he did it

At the bowling alley lads

>>213891674
He was Indian. He didn't jump; the train found him.

i wish that it was socially acceptable to screw an energy drink bottle into my asshole to shit into it, fill the rest with tissue smothered in shit or used to clean up my cum from last-nights wank, spit in it, piss in this - or another - bottle later, and then dispose of it

if plastics were more bio-degradable then we could use this to solve the arabs issue about plumbing. shit and piss would fertilize the earth and all of the sewage and nasty bodily fluids would be safely transported away from the site in bottles

these are the things they dont want to talk about, perhaps because you dont want to hear them

>>213891560
keeping this in mind
ruminating on it

I could suck her poops like lollipops.

always imagine gay see would require lots of prep and clean up
too much effort for me

>>213891715
anyone else there with you?

turn 20 next month and i'm already tired of working and paying money out every month to the point i save fuck all but also give up all my time earning the money that evaporates when the bills come in

how am i expected to do this for another 50+ years

>>213891694
you could do the rest of it without the shitty sandwich

>>213891768
>how am i expected to do this for another 50+ years
You aren't

>>213891768
welcome to reality retard
deal with it

Bonjour mon amies!!!

Ai has really revolutionised my wanks, it must be said

>>213891668
I have the perfect webm for this but it has audio so I can not post it

up 40k on shibe yuh

Might pay £100 for a digital nomad day trading machine learning course on udemy

>>213891753
Yeah im with my gf

>>213891785
rest of what

goon friendly JOI family outing roleplay

Tried to set aside an afternoon to learn about liquidity trading and I swear to god this is making me retarded

>>213891834
salut :D

>>213891931
I'll trade liquids with you if you want

>>213891891
do you love us more than her? xx

>>213891983
No i would sacrifice every brit poster in the blink of an eye just for her approval

>>213892010
I hope she asks. I volunteer as tribute, but only if you use your teeth.

helena bonham carter in pretty old dresses <3

>>213891421
oxford bender would have loved this

>>213892040
ugly ass bitch

>>213892010
well that's good to know isn't it

>>213892040
Helena Bonham Carter out of pretty old dresses ;3

Christ I'd kill to be back in Gloucester

>>213891931
>>213891969

What if a retard... was also gay?

>>213892041
Shame he died of AIDS

>>213892045
pls no bully my waifu

>>213892081
AIDS isn't real

helena bottom farter

>>213892113
she is a true artist, respect her please

the scranwich shall be made

>>213892010
oh!
...

>>213892146
very very cute woman

>>213892146
She nonced Daniel Radcliffe.

Might sing along with The Furies when they inevitably summon me to hell

>>213892185
Who wouldn't?

SEXOOOOOOOOO

NOOOO FRANKENSTEIN YOU BASTARD WHAT HAVE DONE TO MY PRETTY WAIFU!

You lot ever had a bird fart in front of you?

been into generating ai stories where a futanari mother and her son have wanking competitions it's a bit odd

Need are Emma to cheese off a proper smelly parp right in my face.

>>213892264
can't wait till you die

>>213892251
Yes my gf just did this earlier today

>>213892251
can't say i have

>>213892251
Had one shit on my windshield after I just had it washed.

>>213892257
that is quite odd but i've done similarly bizarre things so won't be judging you myself

this old timey big thick hair is pretty

Hmmm....I thought this was called /brit/, and yet....

*notices the number of yank flags*

EE GADS!

>>213892305
All me

Is this like the rebel HQ?

>>213892305
STOP BULLYING

BLACK MAN
IN A WHITE MAN'S TOWN
HE'S GOT TROOOOUUUUUUBLE

Oim telling ya' fah tha final time, no news before 310

What dan't ye understan'

>>213892362
weird film that

>>213892362
is this film any good?

>>213892391
It's a screamer

Room reeks of stale farts and dried cum

really us weird how films looked in the 90s, every looks so much better than modern films

>>213892273
Did it smell?

>>213892440
It's shot on film and most stuff is real, now everything is shot on digital (glorified smartphones) and they use green screens and cgi constantly

>>213892440
that woman is tiny

>>213892467
No

Had nothing on my mind but sex the entire day, wanked not once nor twice but thrice, and yet already I can feel my loins ablaze at the thought of just seeing women on the street tomorrow

This isn't normal

>>213892440
everything is digital, green screen and jeet-tier CGI now

Come to Newport beautiful ladies I sex you

>>213892521
Shagariffic

sir bacon scranwich

>>213892506
people will look back in amazement of the jeetgGI in the future once ai becomes the norm

Dogberg and catowitz having a tête-à-tête

>>213892601
gay

ordered a late night bab n chips should be here any sec hope they done my burger sauce right

I wish to be reborn into a fantasy world and be raised by an elf mother with a massive cock.

>>213891768
>turn 20 next month
Fuck off back to Tiktok.

People born after the year 1999 have absolutely no place on 4chan.org

You do not belong here. You belong with the brainrotted, Afro-larping retards on Tiktok.

>>213892677
awww look at them, a couple of gays

>>213892690
Good thing im '98 ubüermensch

just buy a field

>>213892705
Absolutely.

Those of us who were born in the 20th century are simply a higher calibre of human being.

The unwashed, disgusting masses who were born post-2000 deserve no respect. They deserve to be herded into camps en masse and genocided. Nobody born from 1st January 2000 deserves to be alive.

>>213892705
bet you call yourself a 90s kid

helena bonham carter is too pretty to be a brit bird

>>213892729
i'm going nowhere >:)

>>213892640
speaking of trannies I just saw a pic of one with her cock out in another thread and it's been up for 58 minutes

>>213892766
rude! (she is of french and jewish heritage)

9/11

Sucking a piece of crap out of a pozzed blackmans dung pipe

>>213892808
average bint

>>213892786
>her

>>213892774
You aren't allowed to use emoticons like >:)

Your generation forbids you from doing so

Stop culturally appropriating the signifiers of millennial internet culture. Millennials think you are despicable for doing so, and your fellow zoomoids think of you as an "unc" for copying such things

why can't we bring back pale girls into fashion?

>>213892848
i'm going nowhere :Skull:

>>213892786
Keeping it up for an hour? Oh to be young again

if you didn't have a childhood before the internet, you're a zoomer
simple as that

she cute

>>213892808
>(she is of french and jewish heritage)
surprised we haven't seen her tits more

papers

>>213892774
Good lad

>>213892729
>>213892848
Stop trying to bully the Zoomers. They've had it worse than us and have no future, and they're not worse people, just a bit socially stunted. And you sound like you suffer from a bit of that yourself having a go at young people for being young like that. I'm 44 and feel bad for everyone younger than me unless they grew up rich, then fuck em.

Sex with Emma.

>>213892901
cute moonface

>>213892936
No, I won't stop bullying them.

These "people" are scum. Their culture is fucking repugnant. They have no sense of aesthetic taste. They don't have a proper taste in art or media. They are absolute fucking philistines. They are addicted to short-form, Tiktok-esque "content" that rots their brains into absolute mush.

I want them all dead. I am deadly fucking serious about that. I want every single zoomer laid out on the streets with a bullet inside their heads. We have no need for this pathetic generation. Better to cull them all before they pollute the entirety of human culture forevermore.

>>213892947
pretty moon girls rule the world

AND YOU
YOU KNEW THE HAND OF THE DEVIL

That wasn't the question you dumb bot

really like this choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnaUvPoiTfQ

its about god and the devil playing cards to see who will get the keep the souls of people who died in a train crash

hope at least one of you lads enjoys it

>>213893020
lel

>>213893026
love when old youtube videos have a slideshow of stock images and weird photoshops like this
very nostalgic

feeling sad

>>213893107
same, awful innit?

>>213893002
which version are you listening to
this is important

>>213893107
what about?

>>213892975
It's not their fault they were raised with highly addictive predatory apps destroying their minds, and the most dystopian brainwashing "culture" ever devised. If they have no taste then it's our job, as their cultural betters, to educate them. Do you scream in the faces of toddlers for preferring teletubbies to taxi driver?

What makes your millennial taste so much better anyway? Remember we had Crazy Frog at number one in the charts. For 4 weeks.

>>213893140
prefer the live version

>>213893212
the knife or jose gonzalez

>>213893176
>It's not their fault they were raised with highly addictive predatory apps destroying their minds
Yes, it absolutely is their fault.

They could have chosen to resist it. But they didn't.

Even worse, they are hyper-defensive of their own degenerate habits. Go to a zoomer and tell them "You should stop using Tiktok, it's rotting your brain and turning you into a retard". They will blow the fuck up at you, accusing you of being a "grandpa" or "unc" who "can't get with the times".

Zoomoids have absolutely 0 desire to break out of the prison they have made for themselves. So why should I have any sympathy for them? They are clearly subhumans.

>Remember we had Crazy Frog at number one in the charts.
No millennial ever acted like Crazy Frog was "high art" that should be respected in any way. We always knew it was a profoundly retarded piece of humorous pop culture.

Meanwhile, zoomoids insist that the garbage they consume on Tiktok 24/7 is "legitimate" and that you're simply an old fogey if you have any issue with it at all.

>>213893082
>>213893082
>>213893082
this real?

>>213893229
haven't heard jose gonzalez before
i quite like it though

>>213893265
young kaitlin olson

New job
New gf
Things looking up for yours truly

>>213893250
You don't think 4chan, which you say belongs to millennials and happily use yourself, is more degenerate than anything that came before it? Should gen x have wanted us to die? It's like you've forgotten what it was like being young. 30 year olds seem old, and old people don't "get it." Don't you remember "old" people saying our dance music was just noise? I was too old to "get" dubstep. Maybe you were, or maybe you were a fan. I thought it just sounded like noise and still do, but I don't judge people for listening to it, just like I didn't like "old" people judging me for liking The Prodigy.

Zoomers aren't subhuman. Most of them are just following trends like normies did in our day. They loved that Kate Bush song when it was on their telly show, so it's not like they're a lost cause.

>>213893466
good lad

>>213893466
HOW ABOUT I STICK THIS FORK IN YOUR EYE?!

>cute moonface
>pretty moon girls
it me

>>213893560
gingerpedo

Am I gay

>>213893535
you ever listen to the byrds?

… squash levels: restored

>>213893564
stop being gross and creepy

>>213893560
u are gril??

>>213893590
kys

>>213893590
You should be fed feet first into an industrial scrap shredder.

>>213893614
no
and you shouldn't say that to people

>>213893576
flag says yes

>>213893625
I understand that something awful is probably going on in your mind to cause you to imagine that random anonymous people you see posting online are some specific threatening or otherwise disturbing person but it's really not a good idea to post such ugly things
consider your own health

I wish she’d fart on me.

>>213893499
Okay so the day finally comes when some acknowledges dubstep as the rebellious music of the youth.

Holy fuck I always said this. You're free to not like it, but I don't really think it's meant to be "palatable". I think it's loud rambunctious music for 14 year olds that are learning how to use the rebellious part of their brain.

The year was 2012. The world of music had gone through about 5 different "phases" involving skulls and crossbones and tight leather pants and proto-boomers kvetching about how undignified it was.
I don't think The Ramones were popular because people thought they were great guitar players. Or good singers. Or just really good at writing a hook. I think it's about "the energy" of being young and wild and making the kind of music that you make when you shut your brain off and stop caring about anyone's expectations.

When you examine Skrillex's clique and people he linked up with it was like Rob Zombie and Korn and The Doors and Ozzy Osbourne. It's a contemporary kind of edgy where guitars and screaming and distortion all get abstracted into loud noises.

/r/music's ears perk up when they hear that some boomer like Black Flag linked up with Skrillex and then their brain instantly shuts off again when they go "it just sounds like noise. wtf"

Odds get out of bed
Evens stay in bed

1-5 eat some noodles
6-0 continue on /brit/

dubs open the wine

sad how nobody on /brit/ shares my hobby irl

>>213893819
the hobby of being gay?
sure they do

>>213893819
which is?

>>213893499
>>213893756
Imagine wasting your time reading these voluminous treatises. Couldn’t be me.

>>213893819
is it woodworking
because that would be cool

>>213893802
noodles in bed
damn I wanted to get up and drink wine and post on /brit/ lol

>>213893839
your mum's got voluminous treatises

>>213893858
ventis boyfriend was such a retard
imagine looking like that and being 40 iq

>>213893840
it isn't woodworking but i agree that would be cool

30 years young and I've just found the first grey hair in my beard.
How long before they start appearing the in the hair?

>>213893910
Their fighting a losing battle.

>>213893839
Go take a nap you old coot. Do you want me to put on Prodigy or Antique Roadshow.

>>213893910
shouldn't have called him poo barmer

Evil gnomes

hi kids

I am also having noodles on the bed

Ill never be able to buy a house

>>213894029
why not just inherit your parent's house?

>>213894050
That's not the same

rarity

me? gay and sad

Ill never be able to buy a horse

>>213894116
https://youtu.be/TECmA8pV3Cg?si=LQHjGY92eSBtJKf7

>>213894116
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSncE0l4MGQ

>>213894125
um

I need Emma Watson to milk my wiener.

>>213894137
um

uh oh I'm seeing links to deleted posts. Was someone a bit naughty? What'd I miss?

>>213894197
no poo?

>>213894197
she only milks russian oligarchs at football stadiums

>>213894226
Toby posted a pony.

>>213894265
TOBY
what are you like toby

sex in africa

mad how lonely i am

>>213894367
ktim
but i've learned to live with it

>There's a fridge brand called SMEG
>Just has SMEG written on the door
... Why?

>>213894428
how'd you do that then

just found out one of the founders of partypoker is some indian chap named anurag dikshit

>>213894476
don't have any other choice aha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhI6Wx8r_Dk

Woman bleep sex chicana music muff.

watching a video about stop signs in gta 5
riveting stuff

>>213894613
fix yourself

>>213894613
haven't played 5 yet
should I play it before 6?
/brit/ decides

>>213894628
I enjoyed it personally

>>213894628
gta 4 mogs it since you play as an alien arriving in a narcisistic place where every single person is a caricature of a crazy western state that you get to experience thru nicos eyes
the rastas are peak writing

>>213894649
I enjoyed 4
>>213894647
I played a little and didn't like how the tennis coach was fucking my wife

wwish jenny nicholson was my mate

It's time for Cornish devolution

>>213894668
no you dont

>>213894668
she is a cute

>>213894695
She hates men. She made an hour long video on bronies and how mad she is that they invaded a female hobby.

Her looksmatch roped jfl.

>>213894707
what a bitch

>>213894707
i have seen that video, she expresses a vague dislike for bronies like any other sane person
melodramatic incel

>>213894722
erm

>>213894707
she wasn't "mad" about bronies at all did you even watch the video?
she criticised those who wanted to shag them

>>213894732
imagine disliking someone for watching a tv show
not particularly sane behaviour

>>213894668
secondhand and first hand embarrassment for "disney adults"

if there's one thing losers really hate about jenny nicholson it's her review of joker (2019)

Lads, the post count.

>>213894741
don't take the bait

>>213894936
>>213894936
>>213894936