My little man edition

*flails arms around*

OMG WE’VE PASSED HUMP DAY!!!
ONLY NEED TO DO THIS FOR 50 MORE YEARS!!

uh oh uglycatmong melty melty

what's all this craic about gaviscon wanks then

I reckon if you earnestly went to your local shit tier club on a friday night and went around the slags and said something like 'i'm a virgin, about to turn thirty, this is my last chance, want to be my angel tonight?' it'd probably work after a few tries, mind that if you bought her atleast 2 drinks, the taxi home and the taxi back to hers (still cheaper than an escort)

It's very sad

>>212354636
Any powers?
>>212354643
Doubt AC8 will ever come out

poo dog

Does Sven GORAN Ericsson ever take a break from this site?

gotta go lads
the transfu's live on twitch

>>212354701 (OP)
catfreak! you gonna have a melty if someone says you have toxo in your brain? fucking freak

>>212354786
is that the same uggo from Control?

Going to be spending many days in a couple of hotels in the next two weeks. Need to get working on my shagging plans.

>>212354765
my fat cat is not ugly you are ugly

>>212354701 (OP)
>>212354755
DIE FAHNE HOCH!

>>212354807
didn't he die years ago

Few gimmicks ever really work. Take a special skill that most do not possess

we go live now to poo seal for its response

>>212354827
thought he was bowing his head to that jewish wall for a second there haha

Our first woman chancellor reduced to crying in the Commons. This should be a hate crime. The pensioners and disabled people who drove her to this should be ashamed

>>212354827
We must secure the existence of our treats and a future for white kittens.

but seriously "men" who love cats are massive freaks

>>212354820
no I'll just say you're wrong. you've probably got worms in your brain if you're saying such moronic things

>>212354840
university of york library bean bags. now THAT was a gimmick.

>>212354843
they like it :)

>>212354827
My nan had a cat like this. He got tumors on both his ears from the sun, had to have em cut off. Little earless freak

>>212354771
When i was at uni i used to say "you know a girls never bought me a drink before" and it worked about 15% of the time

>>212354823
zoomer cunt

>>212354861
This is pretty bizarre actually like why the fuck is she crying

>>212354878
devious

i have a so-called "solution" for the benefit scroungers

>>212354861
Me in the work Teams meeting after seeing my gimmick attempt get shot down in flames in the other monitor

ripping some cds

>>212354786
British heritage eroded.

Get fucked with your empathy. This country is destroying itself with needless empathetic wank. Ooh those poor gap toothed rapists from the horn of Africa who only exist because of live aid. And now pukefaced horse cannons suggest criticising Reeves for crying in Parliament is some sign you're a Nazi. That fucking rancid bitch has destroyed family businesses, farms and schools in her monosyllabic joyless tone, I'm just glad we couldn't hear her crying, it probably sounded like a deaf person masturbating.

>>212354866
Cats are Aryan, faggot

>>212354906
Give them more benefits and it'll help the economy grow by increased spending

>>212354899
reminds me of theresa may's resignation speech where she burst into tears at the end

>'I'm under so much pressure': What Rachel Reeves said before mystery tears as markets tumble and No10 frantically denies Starmer bust-up

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14867307/Starmer-PM-welfare-benefits-tax-Labour-rebels-wealth-Reeves.html

>>212354899
it's over for her

morbidly obese rorke doing his chat up routine around the local Pryzm

>>212354786
Its absolutely imperative that we do not have nice things

>>212354936
women were a mistake

It was a mistake wasn’t it?

works every time lol

>>212354920
Based
>Close your hearts to pity.

>>212354866
I love my cat I don't love cats there's a difference, but you're too much of a mong to get it

Need her to doodoo on me.

>>212354963
rayner is defo the type of bird who begs for it up the shitpipe then says sorry when she gets a bit of poo on your bellend and sucks it off

>>212354965
Like your mother for a fiver

>>212354963
Eddie izzard on the bottom left?

the fact is the sex having class is RESERVED for men who have balls

It is the duty and destiny of the blue eyed, fair skinned European to conquer this planet. We need planetary lebensraum.

Give me one single reason the human population shouldn't be 2 billion Whites.

rayner could get it

>>212354701 (OP)
imagine right, doing what you're doing right now but drunk

>>212354963
Worse than these was the constant clapping from the Scotch Nationalist Party (banned in the Commons which they knew) and that gay Labour wanker picking up the mace
You won't agree but it eroded fundamental respect in the house which led the way to shite like this

diving myself insane with impotent rage on an irrelevant and doomed corner of the internet so that 1 or 2 people think that i'm based

>>212354963
Fuck sake the thing on the bottom left used to be my mp. Constant embarrassment

>>212355029
Sounds a lot worse

>>212355029
that's a good idea

https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/%22rayner%20could%20get%20it%22/

heathermong is typing...

maybe
maybe women shouldn’t be in politics.
There are hundreds more of Rachel Reeves in the civil service who despise white men and want more internet censorship. Emotional beasts incapable of strategy.

>>212355029
don't have to imagine

wahey

Every time I see rayner I want a to have a wank over that one pornstar who looks like her a bit

>>212355029
i am on night shift
it is just as boring drunk and i feel ashamed and nervous the next day in case i fucked something up

>>212355088
get in there my lad

>>212355087
nah this country cries out for a girl boss leader

>>212354963
Angela Rayner is unbelievably hot.

>>212355087
Yep. They're incompetent midwits.

Matriarchy is also hostile to the European spirit.

What's his end plan?

I am on PIP and I recieve 1200 pound a mumf haha

https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/%22all%204%20inches%22

>>212355074
what was she asked to elicit such a facial expression

>>212355087
starting to think that maybe muslims got a point

>>212354997

need a cuddle

>>212355129
stop flogging your shit gimmicks you twerp

>>212355005
that really hurt my feelings anon

earning £1200 a month as a PIP claimaint and can barely afford rent and bills

>>212355130
She was asked which ethnicity she's cosplaying as this year

Raise up the flag and stand as one together,
Our troops will march with sturdy iron gait.

>>212355125
*eggs him on so i can watch the chaos*

>>212355165
you didnt earn shit you wastrel

>>212355161
Shut up retard there's fish and chips at outrageous prices above you

>>212355168
she ever gone turkic

arigato grande was top tier

>>212355087
shut up tonibler

Feeling good with my fresh trim and a green tea

>>212355138
Mad that david dickinsian is armenian

It's clear the elites of literally every western country want to eliminate the White race and replace us with a faceless mixed horde watched over by "AI".

Utterly inhuman.

Might go to this

the world did end in the year 2000 and it ended in 2012 as well I was there I saw it

>>212355125
he already told everyone trumps a pedo and nobody cared, literally nothing left to use against him at that point

>>212355209
what do you pompous runts think you're achieving by posting shit like this over and over?

Kekked

why did I have to be born a sensitive young man

>>212355192
lol

>>212355125
he already called him a child rapist in front of the whole world
it's not as if diplomacy is an option after that
so basically musk has no options at all

STARSHIP HAS BEEN LAUNCHED AT THE WHITEHOUSE

>>212355090
Name?

Rorke gets 1200 quid PIP a month

>>212355242
>pedo
FOY

>>212355254
>sensitive
we used to just call them gays back in my day

>>212355291
mashallah

>>212355272
looks like he's dunn with the system aha

can i claim pip for my small knob?

>>212355130
is grok down?

>>212355291
gay if you wouldnt

>>212355254
You're here in right place and the right time. Your mission? Save Britannia...

>>212355272
If the pensioners won’t pay and the retards won’t pay, I know who will

>>212355215
try this page mate

https://www.tiktok.com/@tashamarriages

>>212355272
i already pay effectively 60% tax
how about binning all of the benefit scroungers and immigrants

No qualms brev
No qualms at all brev

>>212355318
£100 a month per inch smaller than the average

pretty hyper because of energy drinks

is that uhhh ai generated twitter rorkeslop? cool

that's just her default facial expression she's a haunted jangling skeleton

>>212355339
how about tax you more

>>212355291
snowflakes rushing to AI to produce images designed to hurt their own feelings

gfs dad watched gbnews and bases his entire personality on their talking points, wonder if this is what it was like for yank boomers watching fox news

>>212355351
and what's the average again? 3 inches r-right?

>>212355318
yeah i get £1200 a month for mine
smallest my work coach has ever seen

Simple and beautiful mashallah may she gets the best inshallah

not once have I laughed at a comedians stand up act but then I’ll listen to their podcast and piss myself laughing

>>212355291
>nadia hussein
Bizarre she was in an arranged marriage with a man she never met before until she went back to Bangladesh. No one talks about it or the fact that its used by Pakistani, ilIndians and Bangladeshis to make business deals and bring in their cousins and business partners

>>212355291
Didnt know you guys had jane austen and adam smith on notes

I have wanked and cummed to that pic malaponte posted of him shagging a fat slag

>>212355338
Alhamdulillah!

publishing a poo

>>212355396

>>212355396

>>212355384
stand up is just inherently unfunny, I'm pretty sure the live audience only laughs because it's awkward not to

>>212355350
My hips are like this

Get the third world depopulated
Get the Hitler statues built
Get the eugenics implemented
Get the galaxy settled

>>212355389
>arranged marriage
muslims literally can't suffer

>>212355391

The 26 MPs that voted against proscribing Palestine Action:

Labour:
- Diane Abbott
- Tahir Ali
- Richard Burgeon
- Ian Bryne
- Imran Hussain
- Kim Johnson
- Clive Lewis
- Grahame Morris
- Nadia Whittome

Lib Dems:
- Andrew George
- Tom Gordon
- Tessa Munt
- Manuela Perteghella
- Dr Al Pinkerton
- Luke Taylor

Greens:
- Siân Berry
- Carla Denyer
- Ellie Chowns
- Adrian Ramsay

Independent:
- Zarah Sultana
- Shockat Adam
- Apsana Begum
- Jeremy Corbyn
- John McDonnell
- Adnan Hussain

SDLP:
- Colum Eastwood

>>212355396
grimmest post ive read in a long time seriously get a grip

>>212355338
This is haram right?

>>212355396
follow this advice
>>212354771

I have never seen a £50 note in person

noooo Rachel please don’t lower the ISA limit

>>212355389
that's not bizarre at all

>>212355339
Are we binning the immigrants who pay taxes? Or just the ones who aren't allowed to work so are effectively barred from contributing to taxes?

don't even know what the blue one's called me

Are permanent markers really permanent?

>Colum Eastwood

>>212355447
>Shockat Adam
what a name

>>212355442
Need a set of all your moneys

>>212355454
rich family member used to give me them as a pressie x

>>212355350
looks like m

>>212355461
BIN all the workshy MONGS NOW
dotn care where theyve come from umbongo land

>>212355482
would you try on a wedding dress if someone from here sent you one?
for a laugh obviously

Can't do a gay porn dance here this is neutral ground

>>212355460
Sorry i meant bizarre for white people ahmed

>>212355509
Need to see her gagging on a cock like this

>>212355413
Or because they are drunk, I know a lot of places have a 2 drink minimum, joe rogans does

>>212355519
It's a mating ritual for incels

>>212355534
sort your diseased brain out

>>212355509
it's over

>>212355450
Ayesha thats not normal

doing a gay porn dance and doing native american war cries

1200

>>212355482
come to plymouth pride

>>212355450
Wowzers might divorce my wife for her

well that's the last time I'm searching gay porn dance on google images I'll tell you

In university

Asked why the course says there was a Welsh speaking race in Scotland which disappeared in a lifetime somehow

Couldn't give me answer other than reciting a bizarre list of places which he said proved they spoke welsh

>>212355509
a fair response to
BEAUTIFUL
BIOMASS
BRITAIN

>>212355455
How do you have 320 quid more than me?
I want an extra allowance, almost capped this years

Mama your son in the red hat

Rupert Lowe is our Volksfuehrer

>>212355496
We’ve had all kinds of great Britons. Here’s Darwin

rough day for us PAYE piggies

>>212355509
might have a wank

>>212355644
STRAIGHT FROM SHIBUYA ON SOME ZEN

>>212355647
are your banknotes different sizes like the euro

>>212355647
great designs

crying at work

not a good look is it

>>212355677
Prefer not to say

>>212355661
on the coke as well chewing her lips like a madman
what a fuckign digrace

>>212355661
>>212355509
fucking hell get a grip woman

>>212355626
Because I withdrew

be honest, are you picking up?

>>212355661
how can you even recover from this

when i cry at work i'm an incel freak
when the chancellor does it she's strong and brave

>>212355677
Yeah. Here is George Stephenson and Rocket

any blender recommendations?

>>212355647
The man who's only job in life was to justify the oligarchy ruling

>>212355704
i answer the phone and hear myself on the other end ............

>>212355447
amazed graham stringer didnt he's right 99% of the time the rare miss from him

>>212355725
Bizarre post

>>212355733
okay this deep

Imagine the farts.

>>212355693
>>212355696
>>212355710
Are we pretending this is real again? Its confusing for me so pack it in

<3

Britain would be substantially Whiter had Corbyn won in 2019

>>212355749
youve been doing this for years please get help man

>>212355738
What do you mean? Completely reasonable to proscribe a group that directly targets military aircraft

who is this crying lady you keep posting

>>212355767
Stop being autistic

>>212355772
elaborate

Normalise crying during PMQs

I'd call my son Cory

>>212355739
He continued Newtons cold physics by reiterating that charity is a sin

>>212355783
No >:(

The daily dose of British nationalism

https://youtu.be/LNDD6rZuKzA

My estimation of Rachel Reeves as a chancellor just fuckin plummeted

>>212355782
my sexy mum

>>212355767
To answer your earlier question: yes, you are retarded

>>212355782
the chancellor of the exchequer
ie the most senior governmental ministry after the prime minister
then again rayner is the deputy PM so idk if she fills that position
usually we don't have a deputy PM because they're so unnecessary
I don't even know what Rayner does other than sound like a retard all the time

>>212355811
screamign

>>212355704
Nah

>>212355772
>>212355785
Nobody would want to be here. We’d be so poor the wogs would self deport to a country that wasn’t starving

>>212355798
Let's be honest, his purpose in life was far more than that, as was Newton's
Bizarre little sperg you are

>>212355811
Have a breadstick, Rach, you know the budget makes you emotional

>>212355782
lasgana critic

rayner is fit as fuck
would let her dom me

bad vibes bad vibes you've been infested by demons fix it fix it

>>212355850
cause i got an empty fuckin budget

I'm the irl equivalent to Kratos

>>212355833
If Canadians had a clue they would crash theirs. Zhang and Ranjeet would book their flight home tomorrow

step on spiders in my prada loafers

>>212355818
Perhaps but im not a liar

do people realise she could be crying over personal matters?

>>212355782
MILF

well well well lads
who do we want to win this

we're being held to ransom by disabled parasites

>>212355822
>I don't even know what Rayner does
I think she's just a pet the starmer wing of the party can hold up and say "look at this working class person, we haven't totally forgotten you exist"

>>212355847
Not really
All he did was apply Newton's physics to biology

>>212355857
She wanted to take my 1200 quid PIP and now she's getting fired LOL xoxox

>>212355769
Hips not found

won £600 on the premium bonds
cans are on me

>>212355879
The maple syrup must flow

I'll say this, George Osborne didn't cry. No. He took it on the chin. Went back to his office. Deep sigh. Got the bag out and had a dig on a few lines.

>But the extraordinary Commons scenes appeared to unsettle the financial markets, with the pound falling against major currencies and the cost of government borrowing rising.

amazing
a woman cries and we all become poorer
women shouldn't be allowed out the house

>>212355509
feel really bad for her
lindsey hoyle is a wrong un

>>212355887
Yeah but the personal matters is that Mossad is going to have to cut off one her children's fingers for messing up last night

>>212355926
The strong, silent type.

>>212355907
How so

My man's dick must have been tiny. Only 2 of his 135+ rape victims knew they'd been raped.

>>212355908
you know you don't desere that pip you chubby little parasite
can't wait for next year when Reeves condemns you into poverty
she'll have the last laugh

mad every user in this thread will be dead one day

get the biomass housed

1 million a year in small boats. let's do it.

>>212355887
She wasn't, get real.

>>212355957
must be even smaller than mine which was previously not thought possible

Female managers are bad for everybody

They don't protests against their bosses commands even when bad and they make an atmosphere of discomfort to their staff

>>212355967
Not me. Going to live forever in heaven

>>212355967
Not me, unfortunately.

wish I had 135+ rape victims desu

Caerdydd has fallen, it’s over

>>212355973
wank them off on arrival

Heatherpedo unmasked

>>212355887
psychopaths don't cry over that, they only cry over losing power

i suffer

>>212355973
>most will NEVER leave
false
they literally take vacations to the countries whose persecution they're fleeing from
and the home office sees no problem with this
it can't even legally afflict their claim in any way

>>212355957
Well they were drugged weren't they so

>>212355973
Remember when that MP said it was mostly women on children on question time

>>212354837
well that answers that then

>>212355963
t. grotty reever incel

>>212356023
yeah
it was like last week

>>212356000
Love it!

>>212356000
>Mass migration from England
Fine
>Mass migration from india
I'm going insane

>>212355887
Fuck em
They rejoiced in comparing Liz Truss to a lettuce and partied when Thatcher died and now it’s “be kind”? Being kind to the savages of the world and the thicko spaz retards of the world has got us into this mess. We cater to the lowest 20% of humanity, the ones who caused trouble in class so others couldn’t learn, the inbred products of cousin incest, who rape girls because their holy book tells them to do it and we’re constantly being told to be kind.

We’re going to need to harden our hearts for what’s coming

>>212356000
4% to 19% being the same colour is fucking retarded

>>212355926
george osbourne wasn't saddled with hundreds of MPs that wouldn't vote against benefits cuts under any circumstances because they've got two dozen cousins on the doll each though

>>212356000
I've heard this is an epidemic amongst UK born pakis
Even despite their isolation and ghettos their femoids get too much of a rebellious streak where they don't want to marry cousin Abdi
so they have to ship in a cousin from Pakistan who will do what she's told

>>212356011
should I learn French? it can't be worse than here, right?

Some Europeans think even if we removed all non-Whites, we could build a fortress against the rest of the world.

But that won't work. The eternal enemy has roused the rabble against the Aryan folk and they want what is ours.

For the future of our race, Africa and Asia must be as White as Germany in 1900.

>>212355973
>daily mail
People sincerely read this shit? If you want to hate immigrants at least have the dignity to read the telegraph instead of this horrific excuse for a paper. Absolute state of this general.

>>212356055
This unironically

mad how we used to be able to see poster count now all we get is a "?"

>>212355957
didn't he get poo on his willy?

>>212356055
>>212355907
You really are a peculiar little twerp

>>212356057
Tbf I partied when thatcher died but my granddad made me I was only 12

>Personal matters? At this time of year? At this part of the proposed welfare budget? Localised entirely within this house? Mere minutes after Starmer gave you a rollocking?

>yes

>Maybe we know the personal matter?

>...no

Maybe someone in her family died and she is Rachel Be-reeved

>>212356057
Alright Adolf

>>212356078
OH MY GAWD THE DAILY MAYOL

Englishmen discovering nobody sees them as anything but colonising migrants

How much peng could a gay porn peng if a poo peng gay peng poo

>>212356074
>not learning polish
ngmi

>>212356055
Wait are you quoting me? I said caerdydd has fallen but it fell a long time ago

>>212356118

Should be in the daily mail for looking handsome in my fresh trim but smelling like onion due to excess tuna salad consumption

>>212356057
settle down rorke ffs

https://youtu.be/3qry6Ys0Dck

>>212356000
remember the great replacement is a debunked conspiracy theory

>>212356011
Got solar panels me. Sell the power back to grid at peak times and buy energy at low times

>>212356162
sybau leftypops

It’s worth remembering that we can disagree vehemently on policy and ideology. Indeed I disagree with what Labour are doing.

But, we are all only human, and we don’t know what is going on in her personal life nor can we really fathom the immense pressure the Chancellor must be under.

Reform can win, but we should do so with our heads held high.

retarded CUNT
yearh im talkign about (YOU)

politicians aren't invulnerable

you can kill them in public when they're out in the open irl (in real life)

>>212356160
>fresh trim
cant get a good haircut me
always takes like two weeks for it to look presentable

>>212356078
too good for the mail are we tarquin?

>>212356175
*throws a blanket over your cage*

>>212356182
Shook to my core reading this

English people in lorries along with their Pakistani friends
Sent back to England

Never to escape again

>>212356194
Fuck off

Knock Knock

Who is
There

Gary Eats

Ok
Gary Eats
come In !!

>>212356172
when are these low times thoughever

gwan lad

>>212354911
Scream ktim

>>212356057
>Being kind to the savages of the world and the thicko spaz retards of the world has got us into this mess.
I thought what got us into this mess was being kind to conservatives after their innumerable fuck ups and giving them repeated chances.

>>212356194

>>212356218
Sscawemawitgang

>>212356222
2am. Ive got a battery you see

>I die with a happy heart, aware of the immeasurable deeds and achievements of our soldiers at the front, our women at home, the achievements of our farmers and workers and the work, unique in history, of our youth who bear my name.

>That from the bottom of my heart I express my thanks to you all, is just as self-evident as my wish that you should, because of that, on no account give up the struggle but rather continue it against the enemies of the Fatherland, no matter where, true to the creed of a great Clausewitz. From the sacrifice of our soldiers and from my own unity with them unto death, will in any case spring up in the history of Germany, the seed of a radiant renaissance of the National-Socialist movement and thus of the realization of a true community of nations.

>>212356217
if you know the time and location of a politician you can kill them in a politically charged assassination irl (in real life)

>>212356207
Rhun will get it done

>>212356218
Why is this dumb shite so funny

>>212356244
whats your running costs? do you ever break even?

>>212356128
>I know my shit rag is a shit rag but stop pointing it out!!!

>>212356258

>>212356232
>being kind to conservatives
When did that happen? Anon literally pointed out times when the opposite happened

>>212356194
Van parked outside your house within the next 5 minutes

>>212354723
>>212354723

>>212356112

Someone post the new, and make it a good one

Get ofcom on the phone NOW!

>>212356289
blow the gchq van up with homemade explosives before you go on politician killing spree

>>212356258
*a GCHQ squad bursts into the locale of the ip of this post*
*it's the OFFCOM central office*

>>212356269
Profit in summer. Loss in winter as to be expected.

>>212356286
When we let them run the entire fucking country? In consecutive instances? What kind of question is that?

>>212355857
she eats too many starch that's why

>>212354767
It's crack
Piss off with your pseudoiricisms

>>212356223
press out
3 red lights

so i need a really good blender and can't find out