Thread 215911397

girls can't even put on a lil weight nowadays without men hatin

tired from toil man logging on

hey ofcom

go fuck yourselves

>>215911408
if you put a load of /brit/ posters in a hole in the ground you’d have a spergbowl

gonna go tug my benis to videos of nikki rhodes

Swedish posters are genuinely abhorrent. Anime posters, schizos, nonces, scat posters, cuck spammers, and that one cunt who spams webms of skins characters
Get them rangebanned

Thinking of voting Green

Pro/cons?

>>215911346
Ἄλλη προσαναδιδοῦσα τῷ παιδὶ τὴν ἀσπίδα καὶ παρακελευομένη· “τέκνον, ἔφη, “ἢ τὰν ἢ ἐπὶ τᾶς.”

rorke the refugee

>Trump could offer refugee status to Europeans who 'have been targeted for expressing their views opposing mass migration online'

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15197873/Trump-offer-refugee-status-Europeans-targeted-expressing-views-opposing-mass-migration-online.html

Hey Rose I live in south wales I love a girl with a bit of meat on the bone maybe I can give you some of my meat and a bone

>>215911463
pros: exercise your right to vote which is your only chance at having a say in the running of the country
cons: they're all the same shit so it's a waste of time and energy

>>215911397 (OP)
sunak his hedge fund after this guy
totally normal

>>215911490
finally an opportunity to leave this shithole

>>215911490
corrr get me on a small boat and straight into a comfy buc-ees job

>>215911511
really need them to pack it in and stop making us look like clowns on the internet

>>215911511
Lol
Kek, even

>>215911490
I HATE IMMIGRATION!!!!

get her shagged

https://x.com/chlolunaa/status/1978792136222121988/video/1
https://x.com/chlolunaa/status/1978270297603072294

>>215911493
stole it from you haha it was a good one

>>215911467
Beautiful!

>>215911397 (OP)
Tell me about this nigga

The Belt

>>215911556
kill yourself

>>215911541
FUCK YOU SHE IS MINE

SHE CAN TRACE THIS BACK ANYWAY AND SEE THE DIFFERENT FLAGS AND KNOW ITS NOT YOU

ROSE THAT WAS MY LINE

Pros - Zack is the goat
Cons - doesn’t exist

>>215911539
She is fucking hideous.

>>215911539
Image board not link board

>>215911588
>>215911539
what’d he mean by this

>>215911571
laughed out loud at this

>>215911579
why is this freak being pushed so hard

>>215911539
can't view that

>>215911579
His name is David Stephen Paulden

>>215911539
says age restricted content and i can't see it

>>215911612
Because he is based

nathan stop green baiting mate it’s gone 10 get in bed

they spent 7 years forcing through a law to get 4chan blocked
let that sink in

>>215911633
First they came for me, and nobody stood out (because I was a coomer)

dont like anything any more. just work and sleep

bored

>>215911619
Yeah everyone knows bud, no one cares because it’s not a big deal

need a gf who likes FEAR

>>215911467
I thought modern Greek was derived from Koine, not Attic?

he baits you into arguing against voting green for his own amusement do not engage

>>215911633
mad how it's all because /pol/ made hillary lose the election

Rose
My queen you are pure
You deserve a love and it is me
Be respectful
Rose

ktim if i was japanese in japan

>>215911692
ROSE IGNORE THIS POSTER ITS ME YOU WANT

>>215911555
Where to begin?

He was a genius. His followers included the likes of Jack Parsons, renowned rocket science pioneer.

There are countless anecdotes of his public displays employing "magick." In India, he once caused half a dozen men to fall to the ground with the very snap of his fingers. In Manhattan, around 1916, he would cause people to trip through sheer force of will.

He has also communicated with entities of other dimensions.

So much to talk about here

>>215911628
he's not saying anything original at all, just bog standard leftytroon rubbish

>>215911671
It's not like there's a tremendous chasm between these languages.
The new testament can be read outright by modern speakers, attic you'd have to study a bit to get a good grasp.
But it doesn't feel like learning a foreign language. More like unearthing some lost memory or smthing

/brit/ mfs be on the toilet thinking "man i can't wait to post about this"

I’ve got a big old willy rose and you can claim it

>>215911588
>>215911605

painting my warhammer toys at the moment
I’m a massive virgin nerd

>>215911750
if you took that into a vets they would put it down what is that fucking thing

genuinely vile I've filtered that trollop

>>215911750
That's not my sweet rose

>>215911717
he got bummed in the desert in algeria once

>>215911750
this is, as you brits say, GRIM

>>215911424
Mate, no one gives a monkey's about this tart. Wind it in

>>215911750
She's hideous. Looks like someone stuck Bella Ramsey's nose, eyes and lips on a piece of paper

>>215911750
tattoos are battle scars from the war you are fighting with yourself

>>215911776
Banging get some ketchup on it

I’m assuming she was talking to her breasts when she wrote “growth” in between them, it didn’t work

Just started a new job and my manager is bugging me about whether I'm going to this work halloween party that's also during work hours but I really don't want to go, but of course I feel like I have to because I'm new and still in probation

Didn't have to deal with any of this shit in my rubbish retail job

i can't bloody do it bloody basterd

>>215911761
better than staring at a screen

might get myself some Lego

>>215911763
>>215911790
>>215911808
>>215911772

Had a dream last night of raping someone. I reckon it's time to ditch the porn habit and move on

>>215911763
HOWLING

lovely morning journaling x

tie a pink ribbon on that thing

>>215911837
alright face down arse up but I’m turning the lights off

>>215911837
*checks arms *
*checks wall*
*checks tattoos*
ah yes everything seems to add up nicely

and there’s the cope

>>215911851
I bet they’re discussing poo.

>>215911880
enjoyed this post

Rorkes film for tonight sorted then

>>215911837
Looks like she lost a fight with Freddy Kreuger. What a munter

>>215911851
never seen ruby in jeans. is her whole persona just an act?

>>215911863
alri flesh mechanic haha

>>215911899
>>215911876

>>215911837
what the fuck are those arms

grilled cheese hot dog

Wish she’d let loose right in my face.

/brit/ is so boring
why do i spend so much time here

>>215911724
>>215911671
You're 17 years old in the year 1824 and trying to get into Cambridge. Here is part of the entrance exam. It's closed book!

Can't wait for diegs tomorrow !!

Fucking hell, dire series of posts tonight. Two mongs shilling ugly women nobody cares about, twitter screenshots, load of yanks, 2 Swedes and a fucking Emmayank post to top it all off

actually very mental that

>>215911942
Cuz you’ve got no mates

>passed my driving theory test
>/Brit/ is silent

Funny that. How you're happy to take the piss out of me at low points but never there for me to celebrate the high points

>>215911936
just no need is there lad?

Vernon Kay's daughter looks like his side piece

bound for the bound, bound for the wee toad

>>215911978
i'm not friendless you're all my mates

>>215911979
well done lass you've managed to do the possible

>>215911851
why does a nice girl like blakeney hang out with such a massive loser

too tired to sleep

weewa weewa mentally ill bloke spotted

>>215911955
would you rather we had candice shitting up the place again

>>215912006
fuck off you mong

>>215911992
Kek

>>215911980
Funny init

>>215912006
wonder what she's up to now

desperate for attention aren’t you

>looking at my photos from 2021
>i’m good-looking, in shape, good hairline, pictures with all the different beautiful women i was hooking up with from my college
>open the camera app on my phone now
>i’m a fat single alcoholic retard with a receded hairline and bad skin
actually horrible how much shit can change in so little time

>>215912006
This was 10years ago mate

>>215912006
Who’s that

>>215911979
what score did you get

everyone having a good laugh and finally some decent banter going on and nathan appears asking why it’s not all about him dire

just painting my dolls
nothing pathetic about this at all

>>215912067
no it wasn't

think a fat mongy yank has accidentally wandered in here instead of /cum/

yeah>?

>>215912076
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/username/girl/country/fr/page/1/

>>215912064
Older. Fatter. Balder.

>>215912006
Seen her hairy fanny

>>215912137
Oh just a girl that posted here

not sure

getting cold at night now

>>215911397 (OP)
based

>>215912226
yeah?

What's the source on that webm that keeps getting posted of the girl dressed alternatively, black bikini and a jacket, panties exposed, smoking and slutting about ?

Can’t get comfy in bed

Back from the first day of my new minimum wage demeaning runt job. 3 lovely and stupid young birds, 1 of which could literally be a model. Me? Awkward, clumsy, ugly freak with absolutely nothing going for me and an infected armpit. My pain? It's titanic... it's beyond words.

i'm assembling a team

>>215912277
did you show them your armpit?

>>215912277
at least you’re out doing something unlike certain man here

>>215912282
Is that lesbian chinky Kier Starmer top right?

>>215912277
What type of job?

sir chinky lesbian

>>215912251
If they hadn't failed they'd probably he happy and fulfilled and not want to rape rorke your horrible little bigot

190cm master race would've had a lot to say about this thread

...Yh

Nothing positive either!

Turkish lass I'm friends with found a lump on her tit and keeps worrying it's cancer
Won't go to the doctor because what if they tell her it's cancer
Fine, I don't care. Don't get it treated, die slowly of cancer. See if I care

>>215912314
Slop merchant. I'm also DUI lad so I had to get anything that will take me with a recent arrest within walking distance.
>>215912291
Nh I fancy them all

No they’re my action figure dolls, I paint them. No it’s not childish.

Am bulimic, like a fucking woman. Dunno how it got this bad

>>215912398
fucking state of that

>>215912389
McDonald's?

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1760573623572401.webm
men want one thing and it's DISGUSTING

Diego Day tomorrow so everyone fuck off to bed. Everyone in all timezones

>>215912455
diego's in heaven farting in mihai's mouth mate it's time to move on

>>215912482
UM

enjoying the latest /brit/ characters infected armpit lad and shagged 80 birds lad

worth remembering that heatherpaedo will be killing himself soon so there's something to live for

>>215912487
um

>>215912426
Was expecting her to poo but all she does is wink her asshole.

>>215912277

How did your armpit get infected? Is it wounded?

>>215912480
It's not true!!!! It can't be true!!!!

saw some bunnies on my run this morning

True strength isn't defeating all your enemies. It's making peace with them.

>>215912426
Would unironically out my willard in that

>>215912568
Snow?

what makes teeth "neoliberal"?

>>215912573
You'll find it difficult to make peace with me after I've trannybashed you

>>215912573
that's what neville chamberlain tried

>>215912539
I posted a pic but they banned me. It's a staph infection, doctorberg said it was probably from scratching my armpit but im not sure. I've had 2 prior infections on my inner thigh. Hoping I dont have Hidradenitis Suppurativa

>>215912573
If you kill your enemies they win

>>215912573
ok justin trudeau

>>215912630
>>215912687

>>215912684
Would full on kill myself instantly if I had these

>>215911490
Finally he can get justice!

>>215912735
prefer a sauvignon blanc myself

I am yuman and i need to be loved

*blocks your path*

all gone to bed then and nobody even said goodnight

BEEG GAPE BEBI POOSH POOSH

>>215912834
I say goodnight to my gf not to you lot

>>215912834
I know. Rude

I’d have Emma Watson defecate into my mouth.

Sir, a second Heatherpaedo gimmick has hit the thread.

nothing wrong with painting little action figure toys. it’s a grown up and masculine hobby. it’s not weird and pathetic. it’s not

>>215912851
SHEET THE BUDDA OUT BEBI

no mate I will not engage with your thinly veiled bait, it’s just not up standard

>>215912834
i lurk

>>215912893
this post gives me the ick

third day without a wank

what are you going to do when 4chan goes offline N? I won’t name you cos you won’t respond and I’d like you to respond, you have a proper addiction to the site

i'm unironically semi-famous in brazil

friend just text me saying sorry if this is overstepping boundaries but i need to borrow money and i just thought of the pasta from here

>>215913010
tell him he seemed really cool to begin with

>>215913030
:D

/brit/ continues to die

>>215913079
*gropes your bollocks*

I'm offensive

a farewell to britain

myself and the gf will be trying for a baby later next year it has been decided

>>215913134
where will yanks go when /brit/ closes shop

>>215913134
can’t wait for this

>>215913156
the US will keep it going, just like it took over the empire business

>>215913156
/ausnz/+/balt/

>>215913181
But none of you are funny

at the /brit/ meetup :)

>>215913137
Godspeed ye lucky dog
>>215913156
If they actually shut you guys out i'll be gone the next day after we all get a laugh about it. Need to leave this shithole anyway

Have you read these, Rorke?

>>215913181
4 or 5 foreign flags and heathernonce locked in a never ending homage to the once great /brit/. Corr enjoy that lads

>>215913213
three of me, two spainos and one gio scotti
based

>>215913251
reading is for women

>>215913251
I've read three of them but I don't read female authors

we're so based lads

I have never seen a single episode of this show

>A 22-year-old bulletin board whose most popular topics include white supremacy, inceldom and hentai
i just come here to chat to /brit/ and post frogs

feeling anxious and unhappy

where the fuck is mousey

>>215913353
what’s the matter?

>>215913292
is all of this in excess though

what you talkin bout willis?!

>>215913369
He fell down an open drain while playing Pokemon Go

Going to do maths homework then get something on the boobtube. Not even looking forward to a movie. Nothing to look forward to in my life

right lads we getting our US visas then?

Sometimes life may stink but we can always smell good

I must be low iq because this still blows my mind

>>215913411
phwooooaaaarrr

>>215911670
I torrented a copy but got scared halfway through the first mission and uninstalled it

>>215913411
No it is crazy. Id like to have a window seat for that

>>215913404
>if you don't like migrants, migrate here
?

>>215913427
Love are Noel

off for a wank be back in 20 minutes

>>215913404
america is a very silly country

>>215911671
Was that attic what he wrote though? It could be an account given in attic

>>215913335
only started last week

>>215913404
absurd because its the wrong way round
we should have been rescuing them from the coloureds but we've blown it

This is the Info War

>>215913469
don’t bother coming back

>>215913411
Only one plane flying over the whole of Mongolia

>>215913499
due to woke

going to close my eyes and fade into pure subconsciousness for 7 hours

>>215913335
Its pretty good but i'm not sure about the celebrity version. Alan Carr has been funnier than expected though. Its just refreshing not to have any woke shite crowbarred in.

>>215913404
i wish i'd been born in montana and become a paleontologist

>>215913499
There's actually a few. This one is smuggling drugs the cheeky swine.

>>215913411
these nibbas gonna crash

>>215913543
Departed from Pengdu

>>215913565
Helicopters don't fly anywhere near as high as planes lad

>>215913543
hs?

>>215913592
yeah well it disappeared

>>215913612
oh no

>>215913404
>midwest gf can become a reality
amazing

>>215913612
woke got them

>>215913411
do they fly over the arctic for a tokyo to helsinki flight? do they go that way from here too?

wait it's back but retarded

>>215913612
I have notified the lifeguard, praying for them right now

>>215913641
Very erratic

This idiot is definitely going the wrong way

what's the gdp with the birthday girl?

https://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/int/image/1716/57/1716570392295.webm
Need the source

>>215913707
'

>>215913636
i don't know what the plan is here
going to stop spamming the thread with these now

did the plane kick the ball or what's happening

>>215913717
describe it because I'm not clicking that

>>215913721
The world is round

>>215913707
um
which birthday?

>>215913730
Its this >>215794763

ian hislop

>>215913756
poo screaming

>>215913756
Absolutely raucous laughter straight into an African gentleman's face

>>215913721
not spam if it's interesting lad

Tfw no gf

Sending screenshots of their planes on flightradar to the MOD to let them know if I wanted to I could shoot them down with my arsenal

Crying from my stomach pain

>>215913821
no LEGO surface to air missiles toby

>>215913800
ktim

>>215913756
poo scianf

howling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0wbApVCWnc

长〸讠爪

I'd die for Israel, its the right thing to do

>>215913839
>where the chosen get chosen

ktim

personal jesus (marilyn manson)

>>215913745
the right one

>>215913866
um

ren and stimpy was my gay awakening

>>215913933
>>215913933
>>215913933

>>215913918
how fucking old are you?

>>215913941
34

>>215913941
why does that matter

Fingered my throat so hard when making myself puke earlier that the back of its covered in bloody scratches, and my convulsions were violent enough to pop blood vessels in my nose and eyes. I need serious psychoactric help

>>215911555
kino in human form