Thread 212707537

you said you'd let me do it.

>>212707558
They're taking our jerbs

>>212707530
did they notice you're wearing her bra?

Off tay gaytoil

Can you delete this one bro? I was really looking forward to making it. Or if any moderators are watching this and can see I reserved it in the last thread and could delete this one. i believe threads should only be made after 310 posts anyway yeah? cause that is bump limit

>>212707586
lol are you 18

>>212707546
>>212707578

it would be a non issue if I didn't have to leave the house at 03:30AM

people assume (wrongly) that you're up to no good. Though evidently some people are up to no good since they're out stealing washing off the line.

anyway I have to go inside to work now. If I come home later and all my windows have been put through then I'll know I'm still being accused of this crime I didn't commit

>>212707603
Lmao brits are so quaint.

Rubbing willies together till we spaff each other's tummies like warm sprinklers!

>>212707537 (OP)
Domingo a noite

poo and wee
you and me

hellos. anything going on

>>212707764
Brit lad is creeping around his own neighborhood fraid people are going to think he's a panty thief. The usual.

I have a theory on nonces

When you watch those nonce hunter videos or nonces being caught it's always some form of runt or sexually deficient freaks and it's usually looking for kids between the ages of.14 and 16.

My theory is most nonces are people who went through their teenage years never getting laid and their nonce forms from missing out and wanting that experience as an adult.

Solution? Execute or chemically castrate anyone who has not shagged by the time they turn 18

>>212707787
wish i were a yank i'd wait on my porch and shotgun him in his queer little head

>>212707822
Queer? No need for that you little runt, say homophobic slurs in my presence I'd smash your head in you little faggot

>>212707822
lmao. i wish i were a brit. a panty thief would be considered a model citizen in my neighborhood.

>>212707814
good theory lad, shame it's retarded

Caption this picture.

what da fug

>>212707901
leafmong on a mad one, part 600

>>212707884
It's not though and you are a perfect example of my theory you little runt

>>212707889
POV: You are an incredibly boring bastard

I stand with NintendoCapriSun.

>>212707920
ok mongo

>>212707921
Exciting extroverts aren't keyboard wizards you goofy delusional retard.

listening to john denver
how exactly can mountains grow like a breeze

stupid jap whore

dumb jap slag

>>212708032
coooorrrr i'd love to shag her

>>212708032
>>212708054

>>212707814
only way you could come up with this is to have a keen insight into the soul of a nonce, i think you're a little too close mate

every day i wake up and suddenly remember who i am and start having a panic attack that only recedes when i lean over and grab my pills

hello lads

>>212708088
Nah like shagging milfs me

wonder if i can make my paranoid and anxious tendencies into a job maybe an investigator of sorts

Hate foreigners and trans as much as the next man but those right wing YouTubers and auditors are all absolute melts

Genuinely thought Charlie Veitch had mild downs at first

>>212708109
hello hun how ru

>>212708134
did you get molested by a drunk older lady when you were a teenager? god i wish that happened to me

>>212708169
No but I dream about that fantasy every day

Anything happening?

>>212708200
yea lots of things

>>212708200
I wonder what the next stage above trans is? We had gays, now trans what's the next level? Has to be noncery or animal fuckers next

>>212708215
super trans

it's funny watching how people adjust their speech when talking to chinks here, it's like they enunciate everything and make sure there's a clear space between each word, i don't even know if they're doing it consciously

good video this
https://youtu.be/j1Z-AuoCqnQ

I'm a horrible racist, homophobic,transphobe and overall a nationalist online but I will NEVER say that publicly in the chance it affects my shagging.

Simple as

Thinking about Australians and seething

>>212708203
oh yeah? must be good

>>212708215
some kind of otherkin where they get surgery to look like dragons or some shit

>>212708215
transhumanism like in bioshock finally. i've waited years to electrocute people in self defence with the point of a finger

>>212708234
trying to act with some class while talking with an honourable imperial citizen of zhongguo

>>212708249
dont think you have to worry about that mate

>>212708215
those are already here, transhumanism is next in the logical progression of technocracy
>>212708249
me? don't care about shagging

giving me mumberg a right bollocking for her poxy little attempt at lasagna

All joking aside is Blackpool technically not a 1st world city right?

I couldn't believe it when I first stepped foot in it, genuinely felt like mad max. Basically every single person looked like a nitty, half of all shops and buildings are boarded up and it reeks of piss

business plan: invent a product so good rorke shoves it up his arse

>>212708249
love being privately racist, feels like having a dirty little secret, sometimes i'll think about it when i'm among normies and a sinister smirk will form on my face

>>212708286
Sleeping.

feel like playing runescape but i have to toil in 4 hours and i can't do anything while i'm waiting for some obligation i have later on in a day (this is called "waiting mode")

>>212708288
that just means you are a coward and a spineless little man who has no back bone but we already knew that because you are racist. I wear my heart on my sleave so I always take accountability

I want to chop, chop, chop chow down
Take chow down to Chinatown
I want to be neenja

>>212708281
thatll teach that bint

>>212708290
>oi aussielad why ya smirking?

>>212708281
did she use ricotta? i fucking hate ricotta

need the bird

Stop you idiot.

>>212708262
and I'll hack into your body and fry your organs like in cyberpunk
>>212708282
technically, that was a cold war distinction which was not really based on incime or development standards, and most of the country is shit

If you step back and look at it the trans movement is actually beyond horrifying and sick.

We have conditioned ourselves to just be like "ah though weird freaks again what are they like" when the reality is we are embracing and supporting severe mental illness that results in extreme body mutilation

>>212708308
there would be no benefit in coming out as openly racist, quite the opposite in fact. it's a simple cost-benefit analysis
just like there would be no benefit in you coming out as a bent nonce

Stopp

>>212708308
you ever considered making a good post?

>>212708329
she used aubergine in place of pasta, Dadbergsnot happy either

I need Australians out of business pronto. Nation of wronguns.

>>212708336
can't blame anyone for wanting to be a woman

not a tranny but simple fact is my life would be 1 million times better if i was a cute girl

>>212708346
>>212708350
seems i ruffled some feathers, good!

I can see the appeal of wanting to be a woman if you would be a fit woman but don't see the attraction of fuck ugly men wanting to be fuck ugly women

>>212708379
From an outside perspective you just seem a boring bastard mate

back from your strange little escapade around the block then
scare some children did you

>>212708380
most of the pretty women you see every day are trans, you just don't even recognise they are trans

>>212708359
yes but the required level of delusion to believe you could actually achieve it, the process of attempting to do so, and the act of suggesting to children that they could do the same are all quite wicked and sickening to the extreme, and that is not all their culture is responsible for
>>212708379
take that as a no then

>>212708319
Seen her hairy flaps.

>>212708398
If im so boring why am I getting replies? hmmm interesting behaviour

>>212708319
she looks like the default imperial female character from oblivion

I'm young black and rich

Mercy

>>212708398
>>212708449

'ate americans
'ate racists
'ate desert religions
'ate immigration
love heavy metal
love beer
love cats
love nature

>>212708477
Stop the shit

>>212708477
habe newell looking good

>>212708474
not a fan of this me

mgiht send toilberg a picture of my pubic hair

I don't believe people used to fight in battles and stuff and it was publicly accepted you had to do it.

No chance I'm fighting someone with a sword are you mad

I’d snort her poo through a straw.

>>212708513
leftypol taking a trip outside their dungeon

>>212708524
battles weren't as lethal back then, you'd just KO someone or otherwise give them a fairly survivable injury and they'd be out of action

reckon 5% at least of the male population are potential psychopaths they just never went through traumatic experiences to 'activate' it

Ahem…fuck Australia.

Saw this the other day and thought, you know what, I'll bet /brit/ will get a kick out of this

>>212708568
no you didn't

you posted this on April 14th

Kier Starmer in drag would look like the ‘pissing the night away’ chick.

I was spreading misinformation and then mr information came home

>>212708611
Nice.

>>212708600
Alright you caught me, what now?

>>212708618
friends with mr four chan himself

>>212708562
Think the reason everyone confuses sociopath and psychopath is because they change the definitions ever couple weeks to keep people on their toes

i strategically waited until after my gf's birthday to ask her out so i wouldn't have to buy her a gift straight away

oh NOW, not HOW

...dunno

listening to stairway to heaven backwards

For the former class clowns worried about their mental health. You are loved. You are respected.
https://www.theguardian.com/society/2014/jan/16/successful-comedians-display-symptoms-psychosis-study-says

>when Jerry Seinfeld was 38 years old, he had a 17 year old girlfriend that he used to pick up at her high school.
based if you ask me

whatever happened to monkeypox?

>>212708731
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drxOqsA3hK0

>>212708605
>pooing the night away

>>212708731
if he were dating a tranny or a boy they'd say it's powerful and brave

watching a playthrough of a game i'm quite familiar with and the guy playing it is so catastrophically shit at it that it's painful to watch

Wanted to thank whoever linked this guy's videos a couple weeks ago. This one's barely believable
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcNst8BNSwM

>>212708757
the fag propagandists tried to promote it for sympathy points but then some kids had it so they dropped it

>>212708757
they changed the name to mpox because they were afraid the term "monkey" would evoke stereotypes about black people (which is a tacit admission that they secretly associate monkeys with black people themselves)

got gay monkey aids

would you rather have everyone you care about murdered in front of you, or get done for noncing?

Got the gay poo porn monkeypox

cuz it's a bittersneed
seed and feed
that's life

got trench foot

>>212708909
the first one you weird cunt

>>212708731
he's a zionist jew though, and thats cringe

>>212708949
selfish bastard

>>212708909
have you actualy nonced or is it a fraudulent charge?

>>212708863
monkeypox was only transmitted through sex and children and dogs were getting it

>>212708956
they'd die as decent people

>>212708974
yes, that's what i was implying

i want adderal and speed

>>212708969
fraudulent charge but there's no way to prove your innocence and you'll be branded as a nonce for life no matter what

>>212708568
rank him the worst out of all oure recent politicians apart from liz truss

janny using the 2nd /brit/ as a containment zone

why do prisoners stab noncers like do you really hate this random bloke so much that youd extend your sentence another 20 years

>>212709022
something to do init

>>212708449
kek i read this in karls voice

mental

right well i used my coffee spoon to eat beans now i have no spoon to stir my coffee

>>212709022
should be a ticket to early release

i'm celtic and british

Hope we live in a simulatiom and I am just going through the beta simulation with some glitches that will be fixed in the next run.

>>212709041
coffee is beans though

>>212709092
english rose

JUST THE TWO OF US
WE CAN MAKE IT IF WE TRY
JUST THE TWO OF US
YOU AND I

How pro 2nd amendment am I? I believe convicted felons should have nuclear weapons.

gonna have a poo then a coffee then play some morrowind I reckon

>>212709022
lags are usually not there for their high iq

>>212709110
without any milk

>>212709122
what u upto on morrowind i like that game

>>212709122
corr i remember that game

>>212709122
This nigga drinking poo

chicken and rice with ketchup really slaps

>>212709141
just started an atronach mage cos I learnt the little cheeses to get your mana back but it still seems tedious and unenjoyable

might just reroll and batter everything with a big fuck off enchanted sword again

>>212709166
prefer mayonaise

chicken rice mayonaise

maybe cheeky chicken kiev if bein fancy like

tried to sleep but failed

chicken keev

>>212709184
mayo monkey

>>212709187
morning boris #)

>>212709187
bro tried to sleep but failed

Best hamburger condiment combo rankings:

1. Bbq sauce and mayonnaise
2. Ketchup and mustard
3. Ketchup and mayonnaise
4. Mustard and mayonnaise
5. Just ketchup

9000000001. Just mustard

>>212709195
ketchup Kunt

bro failed the sleeping skill check

>>212709187
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nj9U1Af8kG4

>>212709214
me?

gotta be burger sauce innit

creme de la creme

Salad cream simian

bro remembers waking up 4am before school to chop wood for 3 hours on runescape

what a life we live

washed my bedding 2 weeks ago and still haven't put it on
state of me

Quite fond of chilli jam personally

>>212709241
what are you sleeping on then

>>212709242
you just reminded me i love mango chutney

like ill literally eat it out the jar with a spoon

Chutney chimp

>>212709249
just the bare quilt

mad how much of a fat retard i am just thinking about a double quarter pounder has m ymouth watering

how did ye convince a bunch of blacks to sing nigga heil hitler for him

>>212709271
kind of defeats the point of washing your bedding bro

cat vomited on my doona and i couldbt be arsed washing it so just slept underneath a pile of hoodies and jumpers for few days

>>212709276
remember buying super greasy HALF-pounders from the chip shop after school

propa lush

4chanx stopped working lads

>>212709279
ketamine and hugo boss uniforms

>>212709279
money

>>212709299
stop using chrome

>>212709297
Been watching Australian food reviews and being remindered that chippie burgers are always better value than any McSlop

>>212709225
the burger sauce fro m&s is fuckng mint

loosers using firefox: haha gay
people using vivaldi: hello my respectable friend

>>212709235
used to wake up early to complete the weekly tasks on Halo Reach before they reset at 8am on Mondays

>>212709334
what about the mint sauce

>>212709294
doona?

put this in address bar chrome://flags
find Temporarily unexpire M137 flags. and enable it then relaunch
type mv2 in the search bar
disable the first 3 options, enable allow legacy extensions

fuck i want a quarter pounder so bad now

How we doing girls?
Just got home, gonna drink some sake and smoke some weedies and watch the new adventure time :3
Picked up some zzzquil too in case i cant sleep

>>212709366
never tried it

>>212709380
australian for duvet

the best burger I've ever tried was a swedish cranberry burger from burger king

>>212709411
you mean continental sheets?

>>212709366
fuckin burger

>>212709312
does firefox have 4chanx too?

I'm unimpressed by burgers

>>212709436
mean but fair i guess

>>212709421
i unno cuh

>>212709418
way back in the day hungry jacks used to do a swiss cheese and mushroom burger that was absolutely pengaleng
I should try making one meself one day, non-foraged mushrooms of course

rawring

>>212709436
bro is not impressed by burgers

never been a food person. just don't understand it

bedroom smells like me

>>212709433
yh

>>212709478
alri starvinglad

>>212709483
bros bedroom smells like him

>>212709478
ethipoian mfer

>>212709478
age bracket? I have this theory that basically all zoomers below a certain age are anorexics that can only stomach chicken nuggets

>>212709433
do this >>212709384 if you want to keep chrome

if you switch to firefox you need to install tampermonkey to get 4chan x to work

>>212708647
could have done it on the day and said my birthday gift to you is me

>>212709513
evil bitch

their raping my bum bum

alri lads im a firefox chad now

>>212709540
rude

>>212709548
get extra flags so I can see your little county x

Lee having a melty in the other thread.

>>212709565
hate her

>>212709548
about time slowpoke

me

>>212709579
you're not a gamer

>>212709572
That is some spectacular spammage I have to say
Janny needs to put him down

>>212709597
need to behead her with my enchanted claymore

hungry jacks deathcap mushroom burger

>>212709597
why does she look and act like she's trans?

I've been told I emit a sort of gay porn aura that's hard to come by these days

me? autistic freak that's trying to look hard aura

>>212709632
He says while smoking a cigarette whilst wearing driving gloves and topless

>>212709616
shes obsessed with herself the same way transgenders are

I do not care for the gyaldem; They insist upon themselves.

Pooign

can I manually put myself on the sex offenders registry even though I haven't commited any crimes?
just sort of feel like I belong on there + it gives mad aura

hello guise i'd just like to let you all know if bill gate dropped a £50 note and picked it up he would have lost money by wasting time picking it up, that's how rich he is

need a roided up gf with a clitoris that's bigger than my dick

remembering all funny moments from it crowd and giggling

>>212709706
also £50 notes are functionally useless so he'd have wasted time picking it up regardless of his existing wealth

>>212709697
I think If you put it in your cv and mention it to everyone, then the government will just think they made a mistake and add you retroactively

Got covid and it completely killed my libido and I didn’t wank for 8 days then I got better and I wanked 3 days in a row and they were the most incredible, orgasmic, rock hard wanks I’ve had in a long time. My cock was hard as a rock and my loads were massive. Gonna have to take a break now though, let my willy heal up and recharge my libido.

>>212709722
remember working in a bar and some dude paying for meal with gf with 50 quid bill

looked about 12 as well

like what are you doing blud

>>212709642
what a lewd camerman

but yes

i would ground and pound her prone bone

before blowing a load in her vaginal cavity

Fartign

>>212709597
yes would shag her arse

>>212709565
changed my mind

would.never touch a tiktok cunt

>>212709391
miss sake

decent drink

like sweet piss vinegar

>>212709340
wth is vivaldi

Wish we could wind time back to say 2004 and keep it there

I don't understand things

>>212709917
bruh i was like 1

>>212709907
>wth is vivaldi
it's what paedophiles use nowadays instead of TOR

*burps and then farts at the dinner table*

Right, tuck in.

>>212709936
me neither haha

He and his brother were both killed in auschwitz

>>212709941
9/11 is older than bro

>>212709972
that's a man isn't it

>>212709972
rip to a real one

>>212709972
rip retro gooner

>>212709972
where's the photo of the lady's tuppence?

>>212710022
No, most of their photographs were of women
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Studio_Biederer

why are dogs such good boys and girls?

Gonna go buy some VEGAN protein and VEGAN sauce to make some wraps for dinner

>>212709972
Taking a picture of a lass’s quim is all fine and dandy and that but that thing’s probably hairier than Chewbacca’s ass.

how come mp4's are not working now?

>>212710096
you take cock up the arse too?

Watching deep rising. Pretty comfy flick and some funny dialog. Thanks for the rec

Woke up 5 hours early for toil absolutely fucked it

>>212710112
I prefer to suck cock as it’s more intimate and I can really get a good look at the glorious Willy x

>>212709972
>During the German occupation of France, the brothers, who were of Jewish descent
every time

>>212710105
cant spam your worthless gooner videos?

>>212710142
no i wanted to post a funny video of arabs shouting, i couldnt so i posted the last webm i had saved

>>212710159
nuke yourself with an atomic bomb

about to kill a fly

>>212710125
naughty boy

killed the fly in question

Gn brit

I want to live like this

>>212710138
them dying in auschwitz wasn't enough to tip you off?

New
>>212710212
>>212710212
>>212710212

>>212710221
Bit early you cunt.

The americans must understand the sheer horror that was the October 7th attacks

Imagine being from New York City and witnessing the 9/11 attacks with your own eyes. They even share a similar slogan.

mad how gay i am

>>212710268
How gay are you

>>212710289
i'd say about 7/10

>>212710051
ruth poster?

>>212710315
need u at 10/10 x

>>212710315
mot high enough mate