Thread 214124326

holodem edish

Lights off, rorkeypops

Fucking bullshit that there isn’t a single app that’s good that’s free. Every time I think I found one I download it and I have to pay for a monthly subscription why does no one make apps for the love of the game everybody just tries to fleece people now

nth for the gyaldem

This reply
>>212983061
to this post
>>212982813

Has been stuck in my head for nearly a month and it keeps making me lol

why cant pretty gitls dress in old timey clothes anymore?

>>214124387
shouldn't she be minding the hives

Starmer is finished

>>214124326 (OP)
Ina is the most huggable but if you wanted to spend 1 free hug widely it would have to be Kronii or Raora for me

Powerful.

>>214124420
she isnt a bloody bee keeper

>>214124380
corr imagine letting loose with a saber in there

>>214124459
With that hive on her head she is

>>214124458
feels like there's loads going on around the country but nothing where i am

This reply
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/212982716/#q212983061
to this post
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/212982716/#q212982813

Has been stuck in my head for nearly a month and it keeps making me lol

I wanna start waking up at 5AM so I can be more productive but I know my alarm will wake all my family and they’ll hate me even more

>>214124473
stop bullying

fat one off bridgerton could get it

how come in the 90s songs were so long? could cds hold more space so mongs just thought 'lets add 2 minutes onto my song and make it worse lol'

Let's unpack this...

>>214124483
are you cornish? i bet they're comfy.

>>214124397
doesnt that make umbreon a nonce

>>214124488
Wasn’t funny in the slightest

>>214124516
Examples of your supposition?

>>214124386
Thanks

letting it be

90% of people with fitness tracker watches are not even close to being active enough to need one.

>>214124559
smells like teen spirit should be 3 and a hlf minutes at most. almost every oasis and pearl jam song is just long, oasis always has these really boring parts where the song has ended and they just play for an extra 90 seconds.

>>214124443
I would say gigi but she's an innate stinky fujoshi, despite showering twice a day

I think mori would give the best hugs, she's a strong lass. we can exchange a firm ones

>>214124464
one swing of aria's heel at the end of her chunky legs will put you to sleep

>>214124516
70s prog songs were much longer, it's nothing to do with cd capacity

And now on BBC Radio 4 it's Rorke's Hour

>>214124586
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFWXqLSr4ZM

>>214124443
spend it on fuwawa and then you get a free one from "what about mococoe"

>>214124615
that's a prog genre thing though. im going to chatgpt this shit

>>214124556
The idea some Canadian thinks that some naff chicken drumsticks and sausages on a disposable grill appear to be some sort of bbq culture the is extremely absurd and therefore humorous.

Maybe my humour is a bit too high brow and avant garde

The new 'eitch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-Emxn75Lpo

>>214124609
Song 2 - Blur?

Fucking hell you lot are boring I’m off to bed

>>214124576
Was it a troll/bait post?

aff tae bed

>>214124609
Summary Table
Decade Avg. Length
1960s ~2:59
1970s ~3:55
1980s ~4:08
1990s ~4:14
2000s ~4:10
2010s ~4:26

---

i was right about the 90s being long but i dont remember the 2010s being so long

i had a big smelly diarrhea toilet poo and now the toilet won't go down with the poo it also hurt my tummy and i had sweating and chills and my legs were shaking and i feel angry

>>214124387
show julian sands NOW

>>214124739
life of a dying 46 year old

bendy baton neoliberally clartening yardie coconut milk over -2’s mmhmm x

>>214124764
it is not it's my life why are you saying that

>>214124609
less adhd in those days

he does it even on christmas

>>214124868
Genius is often regarded as insanity by those who do not understand it

exploring my perks with Shell GO+

>>214124739
jealous m9 i'm bleeding shitting little rabbit droppings that take a right old push to get out

>>214124700
Yes it was meant to be funny because it all looked like shit and was retarded

I was a bit confused that nobody got it but I guess someone did haha

Anthony Bourdain is telling me from hell to have a negroni

>>214125076
imo it was a superb post. Succinct, absurd and hilarious.

The idea some Canadian earnestly saw those pics of British BBQ staples and called it "BBQ culture" tickled me immensely

>>214125162
Glad you enjoyed it

A Canadian version of that graphic would look pretty similar desu and I think the "bbq culture" here is goofy too

well rorke what do you have to say about this hmm?

loud and violent bashing teking place rn
loud and violent x

>>214125329
Its funny because anyone here who tries to emulate good BBQ food from the american south is seen as a try hard weirdo ameriboo. Like the guys that buy the big green egg BBQs

So we have to stick to crappy sausages, burgers and chicken drumsticks

Who was in the wrong here?

>>214125411
Convinced this is actually state propaganda
No fucking way white kids acting like this while some black boy picks up stuff like that

>>214125411
Gyppos?

>>214125479
Ye seems kinda sus

>>214125479
>>214125505
>>214125523
racists have got to be some of the most pathetically retarded shut ins on the planet

New Lex Fridman Show Podcast on YouTube is 10 hours and 30 mins long with a guy who just randomly appeared on every chat show starting 6 months ago. Very strange. For once I'm not thinking he's a preferred guy by the leaders of the Lex Fridman show network, I'm thinking he's got billions of dollars in crypto and has dirt on every powerful person on the planet from hacking on computers. Just reading the vibes man.

>>214125630
Shut the fuck up bitch

>>214125451
It's acceptable here to take it seriously so people do more smoking and actual BBQing with special equipment and cuts of meat. At the end of the day it's still emulating Americans but certainly not weird

Most of the time you'll get the food shown in that post thoughever

What's Aldershot like?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bcTboofofA

bring back the tram

Could be ethnically English or could be Jewish, or both... or German... married to a Russian...

Feeling restless and unfulfilled

He's a journalist apparently. I'm thinking he's got dirt on people from doing computer hacking. All because I'd never heard of him 6 months ago.

>>214123345
>>214123345
Is she just filming herself going to bed?

I'd believe it. Just does anyone have a link?

>>214125817
Why are you such a faggot ass bitch made pussy whipped cocksucker ?

>>214125866
Joke idea: What color on the pride flag is THAT?

Seriously, who is this?

>>214125686
oh no did someone hurt your feelings?

Opinions on Gurkha military wives?

the clock is ticking

>>214125976
is that your mom

>>214125994
weve got jokes

well rorke?

toil in 10 hours and feeling a bit sick

doing a read

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sally_Mann

deciding if im a fan

>>214126090
I wonder what his favorite movie is

>>214126139
tomorrow is sunday

>>214126179
He’s a vicar

>>214126209
What an ass

>>214126198
Vicars be like "oh no this single 2pm mass is too hard to get through without being subsidized by the Crown"

police have proscribed saucepans

Can tell all the cunts who are usually here have fucked the fuck off because FOOFBALL

hello you ape

realistically whomst is wrong in this situation

>>214126238
You guys gotta start lynching people man I'm sorry to tell you but you gotta

STOP INDIAN HATE.

what are we doing

*scans you with Kiroshi optics*
>Rorke Rorkington
>wanted for possession of CP braindance

>>214126420
>everyone in uk gets chatgpt plus free
>they reduce what plus includes
>then they add plus pro membership

>>214126403
too big

was Hitler a tits or arse man

chatgbt fo free

>>214126379
I'm Indian. My mum's father came over here in the 70s, lived in Dudley with his wife and dedicated his life to working in a beans foundry. They had 4 daughters and one son. My father came over here on a boat in the 80s and got jailed for it. My family never recovered from any of this. My mum's dad died when I was 3. My dad's dad got run over by a bus in India when he was 3. My two grandmums didn't really like us and looked down on us because my dad was an alkie. Sometimes, many times, I just don't know what to do. I implicitly pretend I'm white on this site just to have some level of companionship. I never had friends. I never had people that even tolerated my existence. Black people are worshipped. They walk into everything as lazy nasty scoundrels and get worshipped. And we're just left in the dust. Me, my mum, my family, my life, never had even an ounce of gumption to springboard off. And I suppose I should just fuck off back to my own country.

>>214126492
hitler was gay

>>214126515
>I'm Indian.

>>214126492
reckon he was so autistic as to be asexual

My hands smell of garlic and cigarettes

>>214126547
Shut the fucm up you stupid yank cunt. You have no concept of how Indians integrate into Britain

>>214126492
ass is too non-Aryan

Ricky Gervais Net Worth
$170 Million

>>214126671
show me your 23andme. you see like a highly educated individual, id hate to discredit you without giving you a fair chance

How's Kennedi holding up

wendy <3

Sally Mann's photographic series of decomposing bodies was created at the University of Tennessee's Forensic Anthropology Center, commonly known as "the Body Farm". The images are part of her broader series What Remains, which explores themes of mortality, decay, and the body's transformation after death.
Background on the project
Location: The University of Tennessee's Forensic Anthropology Center is a research facility where human bodies are left to decompose in natural settings to help forensic scientists and law enforcement understand the process of decay.

>>214126750
I don't send my DNA off for stupid yanks (jews) to create diseases to kill me

>>214126823
oh you special little snowflake you. you actually think people care about your life, your existence enough to do what youve implied. protip: they dont

youre nothing
youre nobody

>>214126797
she's a robot with the digitally uploaded mind of a child

>>214126848
Pffft. You have hurt me. You have wounded me. As if this is even a fraction of the pain I live with every millisecond of my existence.

cape feare with robert deniro is really good

ANY SMELLY BEDROOM DWELLERS IN

>>214126897
>You have hurt me.
again, you have this idea that my intention was to hurt you. youre stuck in the mind frame that someone cares....

its okay, its understandable. youre trying to survive like the rest of us. the point is dont let that cloud your better judgement and dont feed into delusional conspiracy theories

>>214126940
me!

intensely enjoy the smelly bedroom and all its offshoots (like smeggy bedroom, etc)
it all stems back from that audio recording of some neet being yelled at by his dad in like 2016, which was, dear me, almost 10 years ago now. wonder how lewis is doing

>>214126940
yeah, (You)

only genuine mongs go to protests either left or right

Yes as an Indian on this site I am stuck in the delusion of thinking that somebody cares. I am not even 70 IQ, maybe 50 at a retardation lathered guess.

>>214126813
Sally Mann also takes nude photos of children, but I’m guessing you already knew that, since you’re a pedophile obsessed with dead children.

>millionaire business man
>falls in love with random prositute just because

why does this film appeal to women so much?

>>214127011
im thinking shes a hack, but i havent decided yet. what do you reckon?

>>214127017
heard richard gere got kicked out of hollywood because he criticised the chinese government too much

alright, i've put it off long enough, it's time that i finally tell you about the poo i've done

Out of Africa theory? true or false?

according to AI:

The main historical alternative, the "Multiregional hypothesis," suggested that modern humans evolved simultaneously from local populations of earlier human species (Homo erectus, Neanderthals, etc.) across the globe. This theory is now considered obsolete because it cannot account for the genetic and fossil evidence pointing to a single, recent African origin for our species.

>>214127036
true, thise china men spent a lot of money on movie tickets can't have some random whiteoid talking about 'mug tibet'

>>214127088
>Out of Africa theory? true or false?
true
>The main historical alternative, the "Multiregional hypothesis," suggested that modern humans evolved simultaneously from local populations of earlier human species (Homo erectus, Neanderthals, etc.) across the globe. This theory is now considered obsolete because it cannot account for the genetic and fossil evidence pointing to a single, recent African origin for our species.
more complicated and leads to the same outcome. occam's razor

>>214127113
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqcoMOxGWfs

>>214127088
The Homo genus originated in Africa but Homo erectus is a direct ancestor of Homo sapiens and Homo erectus was the first of the genus that left Africa to populate Eurasia.

>>214127113
it doesnt

if the multiregional hypothesis
was correct there would be no reason why africa has more genetic diversity than the rest of the world combined. this is a generic phenomena in phylogenetic ancestral nesting. for instance, there is far more genetic diversity amongst fish than all of the other tetrapods on earth. why? because tetrapods evolved from fish. there are fish living today more closely related to humans than they are to other fish. thats how diverse fish are, genetically.

incredible

that there is more genetic diversity in africa than the rest of the world COMBINED strongly suggests we all evolved from black africans

when brits and americans work together amazing things happen

>>214127166
Liked that slop, I'm a good slop piggy.

in fact one should consider aboriginals living fossils similar to coelocanths.

think about it. australia is extremely far from africa. aboriginals came many thousands of years ago from africa. but they are also most closely related to south east asians as you would expect from geographical closeness.

but whilst east asians changed phenotypically, the aboriginal one froze because of no selective pressure, similar climate to africa in some ways.

aboriginals are what people looked like who had just lect africa

black skin
curly hair

whilst their relatives who settled in asiaa turned white

>>214127166
who's this priyanka bird supposed to be the head of state of? one of those paki countries?

>>214127166
corr fanks

reminded me had some porn lined up by some paki lookin bird whos actually latina

>>214127194
She is a British MI6 agent

>>214127193
heard once that abos are as distantly related from africans as it's possible to be, like they're less nigger than the whitest of whites, but still share superficial similarities to africans, all thanks to sunberg promoting melanin in high-UV environments

>>214127166
>UK flag pin
never happens
you genuinely see more politicians here wearing ukraine or LGTV4K+ rainbow flag pins

>>214127214
no thats a really silly hypothesis if you consider how long it takes to evolve skin color, the idea that aboriginals were white and became black again makes no sense

i actually believe i remember reading that aboriginals in austrlaia predates white skin genetics in europe

>>214127248
yeah but they're appealing to the global audience and most countries don't understand the idea of the leaders of countries being ashamed of their own country

>>214127259
>the idea that aboriginals were white and became black again makes no sense
whales and dolphins once walked on land and were closely related to cattle

how many people on earth

9 billion?

whens it going to end

20 billion? 30?

why do the shitskins not realize this id a problemwhy are people having kids?

>>214127259
Abos weren’t white and became black again you moron. Abos have always been black, but very distant genetically from black Africans, even moreso than white people and East Asians. You completely misread his post.

>>214127278
well it depends on realistic time span to do that

>>214127290
it's literally only africans and a few ultra shithiles like pakistan and afghanstan still having lots of kids

>>214127310
well thats not very remarkable or interesting fact

ofcourse some people wilm have to be far off from africans and relatively isolated populations from australadia ar rgoing to be morr distant compare to others like even east asia

so

tell me something intefesting

little.man

IM BLACK

mowing done
errands done
Sunday afternoon is now mine de lads

>>214127312
in any case, that's not what i said, they were probably brown from inception. whites were a group that splintered off from niggers to become their own thing

WAMEN

>>214126748
Hypocrite

>>214127278
wtf i never knew this. everyday i read something that makes me feel retarded and amazed

>>214127374
?

>>214127379
>I am the resistance
>I am worth 170 million
>?

Roblox is a nonce colony like Southall

>>214127401
i dont think gervais has ever been anti capitalise or been against making money

>>214127344
And skin color isn’t the biggest factor in human genetics anyway. One group of black people in Africa may be more genetically distant from another group of black people than either are to white Europeans or to Asians. Africa is a very genetically diverse place regardless of skin color.

Someone say Roblox?

>>214127290
>why do the shitskins not realize this id a problemwhy are people having kids?

because theyre animals. the people in recent history knew they were subhuman and subjugated them but theyve escaped their shackles and not only that obtained the right to vote (along with women)

>the philosophical ideas of the Enlightenment regarding natural rights, and foundational documents like the U.S. Bill of Rights (1791). The modern international human rights framework was established after World War II with the creation of the United Nations and the adoption of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights (UDHR) in 1948.

human rights are a joke. in my personal experience its best not to dwell on these things just nod and smile and try to survive (thrive) amidst the idiots

Roblox more like ummmm RoSHOWMEYOURCOCKYOUNGMAN

>tutorial mode: the countries
Literally Scandinavian tier comfyness (as long you are a native and not a jeet slave)

>>214127401
his entire gimmique revolves around the idea that celebrities and rich people consider themselves hard done by when they are actually beyond comfortable and whose problems are not even measurable next to real world ones for the average person lol

americans call rocket arugula

>>214127441
What if you are gay?

>>214127416
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CfhlEX_ubY

I want to eat the cack right out of her crack whilst I give her bum a smack.

>>214127378
evolution can be wacky like that, it makes sense why many people think it's made up rubbish

Mr.Rumpstein takes it up the bum

>>214127378
hippos are more closely related to whales than other ungulates like goats or horses
turtles evolved in the ocean, went on land, then back in the ocean again, and now they're both '
maybe i messed the order up, turtles are weird

>>214127441
>poor, hot, you have no rights, you cant even drink
ah yes, paradise

>>214127441
definitely would not describe them as comfy but yes anyway

>>214127460
I don’t think they kill gays anymore
>>214127520
You can literally drink in all those countries besides Saudi Arabia and even Saudi Arabia is has bars in tourist areas

her and helnwein gottfried are going into the rubbish bin

>>214127567
You are a disgusting pedophile.

>>214127567
This pretty much confirms that gingerpedo has CP on his computer.

>>214127470
>>214127505
everything is so beautiful and terrifying

Don't even feel like I had a Spring or Summer this year. Just feels like a nasty meshmash and I just want Winter to be here again so I can try again for a good spring and summer next year.

>>214127586
>>214127607
grow up

>>214127679
back the the poo mines you go Dikshit

broncos (brisbane) are beating the knights (newcastle) by 8 (eight) points

>man kick ball

riveting

>>214127744
monkey brain loves balls
hitting, kicking, throwing, etc

>>214127731
Oi mate! The Wallarywoo Dingos are up on the Yabba Wabba Sheep Herders 12 to 4. Might pop down to the local hotel to celebrate!

Desu the temptation to just bin off ALDI and stop going in is actually quite high

>>214127763
extraordinarily unfunny

It's not the worst job in the world but I do not enjoy it at all

>>214127795
open an OnlyFans, pays more x

>>214127731
>the knights
do they have swords?

>>214127421
umm you just copied my post

>>214127795
how much money have you managed to save? you dont have to answer if you dont want i know life has its ups and downs

>>214127820
Approximately 14-15k somewhere around that

someone playing hardcore techno music at 6am

i would tell them to fuck off if i knew where the music was coming from

why dont their actual neighbours tell them to fuck off

shameless

who the fuck is doing that anyway

why i hate drunks and druggards

Hi my gimmick is being a woman and having a job

>>214127825
what job?

>>214127837
have seen actual women peddle worse gimmicks tbf

>>214124387
why isn't she blonde? blondes are supposed to be upper class o algo

>>214127825
wonderful. and how is the russian coming along? have you been reading or studying anything else?

minbogglin how they all dress like gay strippers in aussie rules

shows how much of a sick fucking backward country pozzzedtralia is

>>214127869
didnt ask

Camille Claudel

>>214127915
ye? fuck off nonce pal

4chan will never recover from the hack in April.
There were highs among the lows to be found before then, but now, no. It's a steady decline from there.

>>214127999
I forgot there was a hack. It happened right as Oblivion Remastered dropped.

>>214125411
>>214125479
gyppos be wildin' y'all

Do Australians have a special regard for West Africa? Because those people are man-dingos! OHHHH!

I would eat Emma Watson’s poo.

news

>>214128183
the "literally me" character that no one wants to admit to

>>214128190
gg eze

>>214128230
>call yrself Alpha
>make schizoid avoidant music that you probably privately term 'avant-garde'
alri then

>>214128262
heres the sample you were looking for

>>214128267
>even-toed ungulate whale ancestors return to the ocean, 50 million BC (colourised)

>>214128307
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kJiQnpY5gY
there is a middle way between schizoid and Alpha, you know

>>214128267
That shit’s not right. Bitch needs to run on the treadmill and work some of that ass off.

>>214128336
>>214128341
howling. probably has some kind of disease where her body doesnt distribute fat appropriately and the camera man has her out there on display

>>214128267
this has to be a filter or some kind of ai. how can your top half be normal and your bottom half literally obese

reheated burgr for 'kfast

That time of year looms.

>>214128420
corr time to go out an ogle women in slutty costumes

>>214128420
love it, I'll be watching spooky movies and drinking cider

>>214128337
>23:30
>mfw

might get this kind of haircut

>>214128420
The one thing I've always hated about this town is all the goddamn vampires!

>>214128457
the sharona-haver

it does not loom

>>214128499
I have to work tomorrow

>>214128549
VICARNONCE VICARNONCE

>>214128412
saw man like diss other day

must be thyroid or summat

>>214128190
lock up all labor politicians

bring back boris

he set this country right

he good lad

unfair he got ousted

his idea to let the old people die was a good one

Beasts of no Nation was what I imagine London's East End looks like now. It even starred Idris Elba.

right get the coffee sucked

>>214128653
heard slaveenia very beautiful

>UK Foreign Secretary David Lammy got a fishing license warning after hosting Vice President JD Vance at his country estate, calling the violation an administrative error.
The fuck is a fishing license warning?

>>214128693
he was fishing without a loicense

The internet in 2010 be like shoop da woop ima firin mah lazer!

>>214128693
sc

>>214124387
Pretty girls in old time girls is literally my fetish

>>214128744
Pretty girls in old time clothes even

pretty little thing from Tennessee
l like you and you like me

If you drew this as a caricature, the police would be at your door

>>214128766
would SHAG HER ARSD

>>214128693
need a fishing license fish at my local pond too

and you hafta throw back in

but fing is

breddy sure most fishers at the pond dont use a license

like literally chavs and old alkies

>>214128780
bro looks high as shit

the drums of toil grow louder and louder

>>214128673
we are probably the only Slavs that don't talk like that because we are doubly Slavic and Bavarian

>>214128780
kek

>>214128830
a spreadsheet moves in the dark... it is coming...

horny af but the missus is in a bad mood

>>214128267
Unironically built for blacks
Not a fetish post btw. I go the gym with blacks and this is their ideal body type.

They think I’m weird for liking slim girls with pretty faces, I think they’re weird for liking painted on faces and chunky hips and bottoms. Just one of those things

British niggas wake up everyday and say: how do I make the worst fucking food to ever exist on the planet earth since the roman empire fell down?

>>>>/b/938846989
It's diverse but each sample has its own weighted distribution in relation to everything else. It's a fascinating concept. Puerto Rican that's pansexual and also wear glasses is too different. The computer program proved it.

Got my bet in

So this is Rorkette

So Eric Idle's daughter's a tranny right?

Leftypolette

I'm rorke. Now what

Got out of bed at 3pm today

well that's hardly the point is it

>>214128972
n-nothing s-sir....?

>>214128974
>that image
profound mental illness
seek professional help

>>214129015
That's right. Now look sharp Yank, we must represent ourselves with tact in the brits thread *pinches ur butt*

>>214129025
Shut up bigot

thinking about my years as a dancer again
I was a good ballerina

>>214129014
need to visit ASAP before the whole country goes to the dogs like everywhere else

>>214129051
Did you wear a little leotard and practice your flexibility?

>>214128942
....no? that's his daughter... she just looks like him
he's always had one son and one daughter and that's definitely his daughter lily
think you've got a bit of social media brainrot if you think she looks very much like a man to be honest

>>214129111
Eric Idle, Tim Curry and George Harrison?

if anyone needs me I'll be in the drawing room

>>214129124
yes

Worried that my bf is starting to suspect that I'm gay. He will break up with me as he's very homophobic chat. What do?

>>214129091
Diversity makes everything more interesting

consider suicide

Reveille
Wank
Shit shower shave
Skincare
Dress
Get back in bed and post on brit until bedtime

>>214129225
I do, every day. I'd love to die, but I am a coward.

Going Dartmoor today cheeky walk if that's alright with you de lads?

>>214129241
then youre destined to suffer unless you have enough smarts to escape w/e is afflicting you and even then youre still stuck on this planet. gl

neu
>>214129261
>>214129261
>>214129261

>>214129254
Offered my Albanian friend a significant sum of money to whack me, but he wouldn't arrange it. Frustrating.