Thread 216067323

Do it properly next time edition

Z

Scary stuff

alri boggy lad

Good evening my fellow zutt sluts

>You must not set off fireworks between 11pm and 7am, except for:
>Bonfire Night, when the cut off is midnight
>New Year’s Eve, Diwali and Chinese New Year, when the cut off is 1am

Why does Diwali get more lenient rules then our own traditions?

>>216067365
Z

should’ve just gone bed what’s the point in a new

i smell a little bit mildewy

>>216067323 (OP)
What a strange man
In other news the cabinet office refuses to reveal what their spending on social media influence entails

Did he really think we were going to post in one without the subject?

reminder :)

>>216067385
is indeed, could be anyone

>>216067323 (OP)
a bosh

I’d lick the skids out of Emma Watson’s knickers.

What do you order?

>>216067404
>>216067323 (OP)
Should be shot

>>216067365
goida? goida.

He's here...

erm...lads?

Had a lovely walk 'round the block with mumberg and scowled at every driver who didnt slow down and give us adequate walking space

>>216067396
>>216067365
puccia lost, get over it

>>216067421
corrr boggy laaad where you find this lol

cronem being a luh heinous rn

>>216067436
his fat arse would just absorb the bullet and bounce it back to you like in cartoons

>>216067438
Why does he look like that

have you hit the wall lads

The government has just given the Chagos islands to China and the bbc are refusing to report on it, going on about Prince Andrew instead

>>216067443
roaring

>>216067433
hello Ariana Homosexual how's things?

cronem handing out tek dats

>>216067449
russia won actually, butthurt troon

based irish patriots
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c629zg8v8jpo

>>216067475
remarkably accurate

Katie Lam is wife material

>>216067488
I'm not her I'm waiting for her to come back :(

im tired lads, anyone you know how to get a gun so i can finally die in peace

>>216067507
i want her to dominate me and call me a naughty boy

Might order my own copy
Does reading it in the original French add anything?

>>216067323 (OP)
>>216067404
Big John is complete scum

>>216067519
Get your arse in a church pew lil nigga

>>216067508
>her
oh deary me

>>216067507
Yeah I love how she's suddenly very anti-immigration despite being Boris Johnson's adviser during the Boriswave and praised it at the time

bluds been posting for 15 hours and decides right I’ve got them where I want them, time to pull out the Belgium flag for my days

>>216067323 (OP)
he is labour's equivalent of zia yusuf
zia = pet paki
big john = pet gammon

>>216067519
you’ll have to become a roadman if you want to find a gun. or a tarq that goes clay pigeon shooting

Having a few drinks since it's my birthday. Got a nice bottle of gin from sisterberg

Genuinely lads, where are all the women and children?

>>216067569
Somebody bout to get zutted

-2 getting rapidly clartened

inventing a 25th hour

>>216067592
fighting the wars, they come from a very liberal society where the patriarchy has been dismantled

>>216067560
>noooo nooo you can't change your mind because.... well you just can't!!!
Pathetic

>>216067592
the women are here and the children are about to be made with said women xx

>>216067588
Happh birthday

>>216067632
here?

>>216067592
they're coming to impregnate your women and their children will be fully Bri'ish if you disagree you're racist o algo

>>216067632
what general will you go to when 4chan is banned here?

Trump needs to pardon Susan Lorincz

>>216067634
what's this from?

>>216067633
sc

>>216067569
why are they here

make it make sense

>>216067659
ill stay here why would i go elsewhere

Oi'm Oirish

>>216067644
Thanks mate

>>216067684
Lol

>>216067683
you’ll be on your own tho lad

>>216067673
reeks of glow

>>216067673
mental you could just be out and about walking home from tesco and get murdered because your government decided importing some actual subhuman goat herder from Waziristan into a small english city was a good idea

>>216067682
Not sure mate it's a bit of a mystery

>>216067713
genuinely criminal that these blatant lies can be spread with zero repercussions
even if you're a rorke you'd have to be thick as pig shit to believe that headline

>>216067742
it's literally true

Er ist hier...

It's kicking off
IT'S KICKING OFF

suddenly i see
some niggas that i don't like

>>216067705
nah im sure many would use vpns

>>216067711
they have dumped the detritus of the third world on our streets and expect us to pretend to like it
maddening times

>>216067771
Did your dad recover from the cancer? Hope so, though I doubt it.

>>216067771
there’s probably about 3 people who care enough to pay for a pass & vpn, not many people are that sad

>>216067796
so where will you go

sir derek trotter

>>216067713
ah yes believing ragebait.

>>216067803
>inter
inter what?

>>216067759
how. so.

>>216067813
I only use it on my phone because it’s here and available and easy, I will simply fuck off and read something else lol

poo hooting

>>216067813
what do you think about heatherdem being in his late 30s?

wew lad
https://xcancel.com/fatima_gunning/status/1980718345608733075#m

>>216067395
It's part of the masterplan to.replace white people

Big brain chap in the pub was talking about how if reform win they could just cancel the election, not sure that's a good idea...

>>216067750
Boomer meme

cant even get a fucking gun in this fucking cunt, cant a man kill himself in peace

>>216067742
yes ok leftypol just bury your head in the sand everything will be fine.

>>216067803
forgot there was footy on tonight fs looks like some beezer matches too

>>216067873
Cheer up

Sir Biomass Shambler

>>216067803
wtf was PSV popping off for?

When are we all going to admit there is a problem?

>>216067482
No, not the Chagos islands where anglo-saxons have been inhabiting since right after the romans left!

>>216067742
Yeah you are definitely not German

>>216067625
That argument would be valid if she wasn't still a Tory.

>>216067849
nothing wrong with that
>>216067840
right, reddit?

2026... year of the midwestern gf....

>>216067833
Did you know that inter was originally used to signify that the sports team was open to foreign players? As opposed to players from one ethnic or racial group. Mad.

>>216067921
reddits fine yeah, no good for posting but I don’t mind reading on there

>>216067833
inter your mums arse

>>216067897
PSV were also playing bonkers football last year and the year before too. They've won the title twice in a row in holland.

IT LOOMS

>>216067411
does she know that browns are just as patriarchical as the colonists

>>216067835
Try reading

>>216067385
this is what happened to me, though i wasn't able to prove it

>>216067965
I've read that you're a massive poof.

>>216067965
reading what?

bovine boriswave biomass

>>216067385
this happened to rorke but he admitted to it anyway

>>216067395
at our student house we set a load off at 5am on a tuesdya morning

what if we were to set up a discord once we’re blocked

>sitting in an air conditioned apartment eating fresh fruit out of season on pillows filled with the softest feathers on the planet
>I HATE THIS! I WISH WE WERE BACK IN THE TIMES WHEN US BROWNS WOULD SACRIFICE CHILDREN TO THE SUN SO THAT HOPEFULLY WE'D NOT STARVE TO DEATH NEXT YEAR
why are they all like this?

>>216067323 (OP)
He looks like he has some immigrant blood in him himself

>>216067989
I'll give you 3 guesses
>>216067986
I've read that you post 'p, spaki

>>216067887
give me your gun yank ill pay you whatever i got money take it all

>>216067929
no didn’t know that
>>216067950
sc

>>216068000
Good for you rorke :)

>>216068000
Why

>>216068015
he's got a fair bit of chinese in him i know that much

autistically unnerved and agitated by youtube changing their UI because im a sperg who dislikes change

>>216068042
literally just to be stereotypical awful students/for snapchat

>>216068044
heh

>>216068055
spaki liked breaking bad

erm rorke they're not giving the high quality housing stock away to asylum seekers completely, they're just letting them live in them you racist prick!

>>216068066
Did it make you feel like a big man?

>>216068066
why werent you having sex instead?

>>216068021
I've got several and would still opt for a bridge like a chad

>>216068018
who do you think you are the fucking riddler

Yeah i'm gonna take my zutts to the old town Mo
They're gonna ride 'til they can't no more
Gonna take my zutts to the old town Mo
They're gonna ride 'til they can't no more

I got the zutties in the back
Cheeks are getting clapped
Slutty to the max
Yeah the prophet's getting bla-a-acked
Riding on a camel
Zutts all in my butthole
I been in the desert
Gettin' gang banged by some zutt bulls

Muhammad is getting zutted
Prophet getting zutted
Muhammad is getting zutted
Prophet getting zutted

Ridin' on the prophet
He ain't in the closet
Call the bank of Mo
Zutty's makin' a deposit
My life is a movie
Biggest fan's Abduly
Prophet sure is fruity
Zutt cocks in his booty

Muhammad is getting zutted
Prophet getting zutted
Muhammad is getting zutted
Prophet getting zutted

Yeah i'm gonna take my zutts to the old town Mo
They're gonna ride 'til they can't no more
Gonna take my zutts to the old town Mo
They're gonna ride 'til they can't no more

Face down, sand town, livin' in a mud hut
Send a lot of zutties to this zesty butt slut
Zutty is to prophet, what burgers are to amerimutt
Ridin' on Muhammad in the desert finna bust nut
Got five zutts, Muhammad feels fine
When the show starts Abdullah sits behind the line
Wish I could roll on back to that old town Mo
Zutts wanna ride 'til they can't no more

Yeah i'm gonna take my zutts to the old town Mo
They're gonna ride 'til they can't no more
Gonna take my zutts to the old town Mo
They're gonna ride 'til they can't no more

https://vocaroo.com/1h2Dvo8UGYnW

>>216067957
Storm’s going to hit us with two ropes before emptying out whatever's left the dirty bastard

gf used the expression "canary in the cold mine" today but I managed to control myself, hold my tongue, and not correct her

Screaming

>>216068044
taut quip

can everyone not mention having gfs pls
makes me feel bad

>>216068124
you don't have a girlfriend?
even i've got one and i'm on the register

>>216068101
Meme’s kinda dead now :/

What do you think

>>216068107
MATE I have to constantly hold my tongue cos my gf is constantly chatting shite and saying things wrong. Felt your post on a spiritual level

>>216068107
would’ve lamped the ditzy bint on the spot stupid whore

>>216068149
Sure thing rasheed

>>216068110
one of those things that bully will remember from time to time and chuckle to himself

it's disingenuous
they're not giving them new £300k townhouses
they're actually just giving them new £300k townhouses to live in
which is completely fine rorke

>>216068079
is it good? I remember watching some of it years ago but never got too far in and it was alright

I agree with leftypol’s point that people should live in their native lands. Throw every non-Native American and non-black South African into the sea and in exchange anyone not of Anglo-Saxon extraction living in the UK should return home immediately. We interbred with the Celts so we are as native if not more native than the Native Americans who were from Asia so calling us immigrants is not an argument unless they’re immigrants too.

>>216068155
Sir ULEZ Khan won’t like that

>>216068180
saar

The new 'eitch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJ4ZSh0BKes

odds: 300g
evens: 400mg

>>216068143
autism innit
also quite ugly

>>216068175
>>216068110
we had a kid in school who insisted he was allergic to crisps and when everyone started throwing crisps at him in the changing room he screeched and ran out lmao

>>216068189
Oh I didn’t even think about ulez

>>216068092
what a womanly way to die of a bridge, not to mention you got a high chance of surviving. give me one of your guns fatty you can get another tired of this dreary existence

>>216068207
had a kid in mine who claimed she was allergic to squeezy yogurts and someone chased her around our form room with a froob while she was screeching and crying
this was in secondary school too

>>216067873
can get a rope from b&q

Cmon homie we major

>>216068084
no we all laughed about it though

>>216068089
you think me and my deano mates were like you do you?

>>216068179
it’s ok to be honest. mogs most tv slop

>>216068243
not very deano if you're not shagging as a student tbqh mate

stand firm!

The funny thing is the site is actually real lmao. Zutted.com

>>216068229
cackled at this, i forgot froobs existed

>>216068256
feel bad for girls with hooked noses like the one on the right
very unaryan and very unfeminine

>>216068261
why does the monke simply throw his faeces?
is he stupid??

>>216068261
me at 8 years old when a stranger tells me he has sweeties in his van

>>216068268
do you get froobs in spain? or are you a brit living out there/on a vpn
love spanish supermarkets and products, mercadona is up there with carrefour as one of the greats

>>216068285
its spaedo

What a beautiful day here in 'regon

>>216068271
as a lover of noses, I quite like an unorthodox nose. Or I guess in this case, since we're discussing hooked noses, maybe I should say an ORTHODOX nose haha get it?

>>216068257
retard

>>216068285
mumberg moved us where when I was 13, carrefour is a bit more bougie than mercadona

The new 'ankula

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SdlYV1cZQ8

>>216068291
i dont keep up with namefagging thread celebrities so that means nothing to me

they used to have pop vans
a bloke in a van who would drive around and you could buy pop from him and he'd take the empties
don't have them anymore

>>216068297
imagine not shagging as a student kek

>>216068328
cancelled due to woke no doubt

>>216068328
do in glasgow, he has plenty of coke

>>216068267
Quite like this meme, I knew about it a while ago though because I watch Christian apologists when I'm bored

you know what's really scary? young kids near the road. they will just run headling out into the road with nary a thought. you basically have to have a hold on them at all times just in case they attempt to fucking kill themselves.

I’ll tell you something, there’s nothing better than a good cozy toilet. Just in time for my 5:00 PM constitutional. If you eat plenty of fiber you’ll use less toilet paper and have to wipe less. It’s all part of the great American pastime of taking a good shit.

>>216068348
On the bright side, think of the GDP

>>216068348
kids are so fucking stupid especially babies. utter fucking retards

>>216068301
lucky thing wish my mumberg got us out of the uk while we could. mercadona is great though love any product from the continent. even their packaging is less tacky than ours.

>>216068348
dogbert attempts that when she sees a cat or squirl

I heard you calling on the megaphone
You wanna see me all alone
As legend has it, you are quite the pyro
You light the match to watch it blow

It's over she's over this is fucking terrible.

>>216068361
errr

>>216068301
Can you report on if Spaniards are as swarthy as this board would have you believe

I bought a 2003 Ford Focus Mk1 for £1500 back in 2016. It had 57k miles on it then and just recently hit 125k. No major issues since I bought it. Probably the most cost effective purchase of my life so far.

>>216068401
Yeah?

>>216068302
>fat scottish bloke famous for an unfunny edgy joke made 10 years ago reads a news article and looks at the camera sternly going "yeah." every time something relevant comes up
might as well ask the bloke who delivered my post for his opinion on things it'll have just as much insight and intelligent thought behind it

>>216067914
stick your head in the sand then

>>216068419
probably has had everyone you've ever met secretly judging you negatively for it though. fair play if you genuinely don;t care

no one:
absolutely no one:
not a single soul:
rorke: im eepy

>>216068457
If you’re going to pretend to be foreign you need to not speak with British lingo

>>216068415
hit and miss, some are some aren't

Mad how just being in the presence of fit girls gives you vitality

>>216068493
um x

Just sauteed some onions, were very nice

may take up cooking as a hobby

>>216068465
It's been joked about plenty at work since I'm fairly senior and well paid but I just say that at this point I intend to run it into the ground.

>>216068493
rorke a cutie when he wants to be

And here I sit with the dark haired daughter of Southwest Arkansas
And I've been learning that believing and that barely breaking even
It's just a part of life for you and me
And I've been living with the loneliness, it's got down in my bones I guess
It's just another phase of being free

one of my vapes is near empty and the other tastes horrible. i was going to persevere but now i think i might just throw it away.

>>216068535
Weird but suppose it’s not that different over here. For every blond blue eyed scandi looking bloke there’s one who looks like Will from Inbetweeners. Probably less common though.

>>216067433
What is she doing in the back of mikey caravan?

>>216067560
Ah yes, the boriswave, the implementation of a masterplan to introduce mass migration to our local fauna

stuck two fingers up my bum now im smelling my fingers

make the new /birt/

>>216068566
UM x

Just saw an ESL retard moment

>>216068611
smells like garlic, i presume

>>216068623
we're about fifty messages away settle down we'll be alright, okay babes? x

love me some tunes https://youtu.be/Nco_kh8xJDs?si=dezSwmMG28aSIDHZ

whats the purpose of tiktoks and new internet video formats looping? whats the advantage? infinite scroll is already what keeps people on the platform and addicted which increases the ads they see. but looping video doesn't do that. it just shows them the same video again and no new ads

Dua Lipa taking off her stinky boots after a long sweaty day

scromge

my cock pong is somewhat of an acquired taste

Pooa Peepa

mad how moo deng poo peng gay porn cock pong

>>216068704
posted it again award

Need a whiff of Emma Watson’s arse pong.

Bed in ten mins

not seen much about moo deng recently
is she still fleshlight sized

i am the bull man. care to call my raise?

Im a country boy at heart

going to the cinema to watch five nights at freddys 2 in december

>>216068790
Grow up

On the Peng Cock Pong
Where the Corrs go Mong!
and the woglets all say POO!

There's a Gay Porn Twink
Where the feet all Stink!
And the poltards gisser gasser joos

>>216068742
why does he do it?

>>216068807
In a crowded field, this post stands alone as the worst of the thread.

>>216068805
Quiet virgin

seize the moment dublin

remembering my gimmick i used to do in here where i'd go "aroo" and you'd all without fail reply "awoo!"

I have officially quit weed forever

>>216068858
till tomorrow, old friend

>>216068858
A clue gained

>>216068656
it removes the stopping cue of a finished video so you don't have to impetus to stop using the app
works the same way as autoplay/infinite scroll, you never want to give the user a convenient place to disengage

>>216068858
i just vaped weed not a minute ago haha

>>216068878
STOP smoking weed! It's bad for your lungs...

>>216068888
like i said i'm a vapist

talking to trannys online.honestly feels good to feel wanted by someoone

>>216068866
Not really I quit on Saturday morning

>>216068899
Me too. Big vapist myself. Can't help it

>>216068827
thank you x

>>216068878
Hey Canada, who are you rooting for in the World Series?

>>216068834
Didn't ask for your tinder profile description mate.

>>216068904
no you didnt, you just slowed down

i vape and i vape and i just can't stop
everywhere i go, i vape

>>216068888
You're okay with eating it?

>>216068916
baseball is shit

>>216068934
wow
2 months in a row

nobody ever addresses the massive difference between the "didn't get enough breastfeeding" tit guys and the "breastfed too long" tit guys

we are not the same

>>216068888
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFk5NpqnW4o

>>216068952
scr

>>216068956
whats the difference? i know i "didn't get enough breastfeeding" because my mother told me

>>216068956
what did the arse guys suck to get their fetish

Gimmicks make me laugh quite a lot, mainly because I think it's hilarious that somebody would go out of their way to post the same thing every thread or every day. Poo smells poster is mental.

>>216068984
Nothing it’s just called having high testosterone you wouldn’t know about it skinny wrist faggot

>>216068984
dad's tits

tbf my feet are quite smelly lol

>>216067323 (OP)
Immigration good because what about the pizzas. Classic argumentation from the early 2000s, it won't be missed.

mental that the queen is dead
doesnt seem 5 minutes since she was alive
3 years already

new passport arrives tomorrow
it will be blue, of course
a sign of the times

>>216068805
whats wrong with that
going to have a great tine

I came here to post this

I came to this

Van Morrison is honorary dixie

>>216069070
still got me red one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mxeOxVG2jg

gonna get the new posted then?
you fat
fucking
piece of shit

>>216069103
same

NEW

>>216069115
>>216069115
>>216069115

>>216067385
jesus christ